Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

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Axiom said:
If the FA movement tried white knighting for Pixy, she would go absolutely insane because OHMYGOOOOSSSHHH, I AM NOT FAAAAAATTT!!
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Wouldn't some of them still go for that? "That's right, honey! None of us are fat! We're real women with delicious curves!"
 
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Golly said:
Wouldn't some of them still go for that? "That's right, honey! None of us are fat! We're real women with delicious curves!"
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Oh god yes. Some would! And they'd feed off each other, with Pixy claiming not to be fat and failed asspats from the FAs saying that none of them are because they're all BEAUTIFUL VOLUPTUOUS REAL WOMEN WITH REAL CURVES. Of course some FAs hate and resent NOT being called fat though--theyve made it part of their identity, rather like Chris and his autism.
 
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Axiom said:
Oh god yes. Some would! And they'd feed off each other, with Pixy claiming not to be fat and failed asspats from the FAs saying that none of them are because they're all BEAUTIFUL VOLUPTUOUS REAL WOMEN WITH REAL CURVES. Of course some FAs hate and resent NOT being called fat though--theyve made it part of their identity, rather like Chris and his autism.
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Fat rolls are NOT curves.
 
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sparklemilhouse said:
I miss reading her bitching about her job at Home Depot on twitter.
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She ... She has a job?!

Holy cow - Chandler, Gonterman, Punk - none of these people are employed, but Pixy and Gloria Tesch have jobs? That's ... pretty commendable, actually! All the entitlement flying around lolcows, these two at least get some honest income. Good stuff.
 
I'm a little confused. Does Pixi still work for Home Depot? I know that she went and weebed up her apron (probanly against corporate policy,) and then kept complaining because her employer wouldn't give her as many hours off as she wanted to go to conventions.
 
I dunno, she still seems to be buying burando and other Japanese crap, but she's not exactly known for living withing her means. She referenced not long ago being banned from wearing her circle lenses at work so presumably she isn't unemployed currently, though she may not still be at Home Depot.

And the only reason she has ever held any sort of job is because she can't collect disabity for being 'too kawaii' or part imaginary Japanese.
 
Da Pickle Monsta said:
I'm a little confused. Does Pixi still work for Home Depot? I know that she went and weebed up her apron (probanly against corporate policy,) and then kept complaining because her employer wouldn't give her as many hours off as she wanted to go to conventions.
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Presumably. She was working for the depot up until she ragequit twitter and fb earlier this year. Considering all the shit she's been buying lately I'm assuming she still works there. A lot of people (myself included) are under the impression that she's filling their "disabled employee" quota.
 
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sea panther said:
Presumably. She was working for the depot up until she ragequit twitter and fb earlier this year. Considering all the shit she's been buying lately I'm assuming she still works there. A lot of people (myself included) are under the impression that she's filling their "disabled employee" quota.
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Which means she's probably taking up one of the handicap parking spaces. Which means that disabled Korean War vet has to walk much much farther to get his lumber and hardware. Pixy is a monster.
 
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She wears her circle lenses to work? Those Yuna ones?!

I wear contact lenses, and I've done so since I was 11 because glasses have never been comfortable for me. I sometimes buy coloured ones because since I have to wear lenses anyway, I might as well have some fun with it. These are -not- circle lenses, they're prescription contact lenses that are tinted. I wear green and turquoise because they blend in well with my brown eyes around the irises.
Today one of my contacts was giving me grief and I had no fresh ones except for a box I was sent that were the wrong strength. I decided to wear one of the wrong ones so my eyes would match since I didn't have any clear ones to change into either.
When I got to the store I happened to catch a look at my eyes in the rear view mirror and I realised that the one that was the wrong strength had fallen out (didn't notice because it made no difference to my vision), so I had one brown eye and one turquoise eye, Taking out my working lens was not an option so I had to go about my business with two differently coloured eyes and I was so. fucking. embarrassed.

tl;dr: Pixy is a fucking idiot.
 
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i highly doubt she's taking handicapped parking spaces. she might be considered the special employee but she's not actually disabled. i don't think she has any diagnosed disorders but she probably comes off as ambiguously autistic to other people. she's posted about being angry that people treat her like she's special at work and talk down to her.
 
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Meowzers said:
she's posted about being angry that people treat her like she's special at work and talk down to her.
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When you have a doughy, smelly, mumbling weirdo cashier who cries and tries to hide underneath her sales counter rather than ring up customers, it's not hard to jump to the conclusion that she's part of the exceptional individual quota.
 
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Francis E. Dec Esc. said:
When you have a doughy, smelly, mumbling weirdo cashier who cries and tries to hide underneath her sales counter rather than ring up customers, it's not hard to jump to the conclusion that she's part of the exceptional individual quota.
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God I feel so bad for the people that have to work with her. When you have to deal with someone like that at your job, the struggle to not tell them to grow the fuck up or get out is real.
 
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Axiom said:
Sometimes I worry that I'm this person.
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When I worked retail, I jokingly told my boss I must be an exceptional individual. He looked at me severely and said "Now that's not a nice word." It was completely out of character. I thought maybe he was talking to me like that because I really was. I still wonder sometimes...

(I bet Pixy doesn't!)
 
Wait, she hid under the sales counter at Home Depot? I must've missed this, because that is fucking hysterical.
 
Picklechu said:
Wait, she hid under the sales counter at Home Depot? I must've missed this, because that is fucking hysterical.
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Yeah, apparently she had some kind of hissy fit/meltdown while at work for some reason I can't remember--probably she was either told that she couldn't have time off for conventions or that she had to knock off the weebishness in front of the customers, something g like that. Anyway, she got down under her counter and cried and sulked in front of her entire store and customers like a dingbat.
 
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