Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[Seahorses]

Rubbing from too small tops?

I don't know how tits work, just that on the right girl, they're fun.

I'm pretty sure you meant to say "in the right hands" they are fun. =D

 

[CWCissey]

I'm pretty sure you meant to say "in the right hands" they are fun. =D

Hal? Is that you?

 

[Pikonic]

Dirty secret of Girl World: all of our tits are uneven. There's nearly a full cup size difference between mine.

Shhhhhhhh, don't spill our secrets!

 

[The Dude]

Shhhhhhhh, don't spill our secrets!

My life is a lie.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

And here is a picture of a 36 year old woman

 

[Beth]

And here is a picture of a 36 year old womanView attachment 2029

"Pitiful cosplay".

 

[The Dude]

And here is a picture of a 36 year old womanView attachment 2029

Why can't Pixy look like that?

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Why can't Pixy look like that?

Cause then she'd have a modelling career and wouldn't be doing this shit.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Why can't Pixy look like that?

Because even Pixy isn't stupid enought to spend $20,000 on plastic surgery?

 

[Seahorses]

Because even Pixy isn't stupid enought to spend $20,000 on plastic surgery?

But she spends twice that on costumes that don't fit her properly.

 

[Christ-Chan]

But she spends twice that on costumes that don't fit her properly.

When you realize your clothes were silly you put them on eBay and go on. Where do you go when you realize your face looks like it was carved out of a Halloween pumpkin?

 

[The Dude]

When you realize your clothes were silly you put them on eBay and go on. Where do you go when you realize your face looks like it was carved out of a Halloween pumpkin?

The front page of tabloid magazines?

 

[CWCissey]

When you realize your clothes were silly you put them on eBay and go on. Where do you go when you realize your face looks like it was carved out of a Halloween pumpkin?

Hollywood?

 

[Cwckifan]

Is she wearing circle lenses in this picture? I can't really tell. Pixy, don't wear contacts to the beach. You could get sand caught underneath them and permanently damage your eye site.

No lie, it looks like she was caught mid-stroke in this picture

 

[Axiom]

"Pitiful cosplay".

'Lawl, look, she doesn't have a thigh gap and her boobs are fake, and not a demure B-cup like mine!'

 

[Cwckifan]

In all fairness, 36 isn't really that old...

 

[pickleniggo]

In all fairness, 36 isn't really that old...

Unless you are Pixy. At the rate she's going, she's gonna look like she's in her sixties at 36.

 

[Cwckifan]

This too is true. Hell, she already looks 40!

 

[Axiom]

In all fairness, 36 isn't really that old...

No, of course not, but she looks five years younger than Pixy, who is herself thirty. Or nearly so. Not everyone is that strikingly youthful, but it's quite a comparison.

 

[Cwckifan]

No, of course not, but she looks five years younger than Pixy, who is herself thirty. Or nearly so. Not everyone is that strikingly youthful, but it's quite a comparison.

True, true. All-in-all, I think we can all agree that there's no chance in hell she'll look like that at 36