Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[Fialovy]

That girl would probably be jealous of Pixy living in Texas...

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Ok, if another customer pisses her off? i know that there are lots of costumers out there that are arseholes, but that doesn't give YOU the reason to be an arsehole as well.
She would love to do karate or kendo... yeah, i really doubt that her tiny brain filled with stereotypes about asians is going to understand the complexity of a cultural sport as the kendo, in fact, i believe that she would get bored while watching a kendo match, or maybe she would get tired after the first day and give up...

Oh definately, people always think that sorts like kendo are totally badass and all that just because it involves using swords. In reality these sports take a shit ton of practice and dedication. You have to work REALLY fucking hard In these classes, and it's not about being a badass who swings a sword around, it's more of a cultural thing. So the short way of saying this is that weebs and spergs like pixy here think that learning iaido or kendo will make them mor like Ichigo or whatever, when in reality it's pretty much like learning ballroom dancing but with swords.

Yeah, i bet that she thinks that she would be a badass yandere kawaii desu swinging a katana all over the place, but in fact, a kendo match is pretty much like this:

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9PBLhaYodY

Exactly, it involves a lot of dicipline and concentration, you have to focus and think about all of your movements and the movements of your opponent, you have to predict what is your opponent going to do next in order to make a single and accurate strike, instead of a "continuos" fight with several hits and where a single touch is considered a point, as opposed to the fencing.

In short, it's too much effort for the person that doesn't gives a shit about her own hygiene.

Her doing martial arts in general is pretty hilarious to me. Any of the ones I think of would end up with her getting hurt. Badly.

 

[tehfolder]

She does not look that bad physically imo, but she deffintly has mental illness. I hope she gets some help.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

She got this free mens' ring with something she ordered overseas. She took it as a *~~sign***~~ and she told her parents about it, and they shot her down.

 

[AtroposHeart]

Seriously, girl every stylist I ever had has commented on how thick my hair is and guess what I can brush it in only a few minutes. It doesn't take that long to brush your hair. How do you even go out in public? What is it with her and hygiene?

 

[pickleniggo]

Let her continue to not brush her hair - eventually it will knot up so much that it turns into a giant single dreadlock.

 

[Trombonista]

Let her continue to not brush her hair - eventually it will knot up so much that it turns into a giant single dreadlock.

And then she will be driven off tumblr by SJWs accusing her of cultural appropriation.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Is that woman really expecting to get married with someone rich and famous?? .__. and if you don't care about your hair, then ok, keep going on like that and you'll look even more horrible in a few years...

And i love how she says "let me dream a little!" like, i don't think she should keep dreaming that sort of things, she should step on reality and work on her life, instead of fantasising about going to japan to get married with a famous and rich person... but nope.

 

[captkrisma]

So this....this is what dying alone looks like. Interesting....

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I'd love to see her mom on dr. phil. That would make a real interesting episode.

aw, this quote from the stamina rose boards really hits it home about her life at home:

I feel so sorry for PTs parents. They should have the house to themselves by now, they should be enjoying their retirement and revelling in how grown up their daughter is- daydreaming about grandchildren, having her and her fiancee over for christmas, even missing her.

Instead they're sick of her.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Her doing martial arts in general is pretty hilarious to me. Any of the ones I think of would end up with her getting hurt. Badly.

What about Sumo wrestling?

 

[The Dude]

Her doing martial arts in general is pretty hilarious to me. Any of the ones I think of would end up with her getting hurt. Badly.

What about Sumo wrestling?

She'd be good at it, but everyone in the audience would be horrified because she'd be wearing lingerie instead of those sumo diapers.

 

[Count groudon]

I'd love to see her mom on dr. phil. That would make a real interesting episode.

aw, this quote from the stamina rose boards really hits it home about her life at home:

I feel so sorry for PTs parents. They should have the house to themselves by now, they should be enjoying their retirement and revelling in how grown up their daughter is- daydreaming about grandchildren, having her and her fiancee over for christmas, even missing her.

Instead they're sick of her.

They're probably sick of her because she never takes a fucking bath. Seriously, it's got to smell like a fish market in that house.

 

[Tin]

They're probably sick of her because she never takes a fucking bath. Seriously, it's got to smell like a fish market in that house.

oh lordy.... eeeewwww
that brings back memories from college dorm land...
unwashed human is just an awful smell

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Her doing martial arts in general is pretty hilarious to me. Any of the ones I think of would end up with her getting hurt. Badly.

What about Sumo wrestling?

She'd be good at it, but everyone in the audience would be horrified because she'd be wearing lingerie instead of those sumo diapers.

I feel like a massive nerd for wanting to give legit reasons why she wouldn't make it in the world of Sumo wrestling. Can I just say "lulz fatty" instead?

 

[Cwckifan]

Explanations, please

 

[A-Stump]

I'm going to be nerdy myself and say that sumo wrestlers have huge amounts of muscle mass covered with fat. The combination of total mass combined with muscular strength makes for an incredibly strong person

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I'm going to be nerdy myself and say that sumo wrestlers have huge amounts of muscle mass covered with fat. The combination of total mass combined with muscular strength makes for an incredibly strong person

More or less this. Add the insane hazing culture within Sumo and she would quit within days. Complaining the whole time on Twitter.

 

[BatNapalm]

I'm going to be nerdy myself and say that sumo wrestlers have huge amounts of muscle mass covered with fat. The combination of total mass combined with muscular strength makes for an incredibly strong person

More or less this. Add the insane hazing culture within Sumo and she would quit within days. Complaining the whole time on Twitter.

Yeah but you gotta remember that "stables" of Sumo wrestlers all have to live in a single house/dojo with very strict rules. She'd probably have to find some other medium to complain on because I don't think they're allowed internet access.

 

[Bugaboo]

Why doesn't she just cut her hair shorter? I don't like brushing my hair either so I just cut it short so brushing only takes about a minute.
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