The Dude said:
Why...Why does she have her finger in her ass? Why?
No clue, man. Perhaps it's a type of advertisement. PT Fucker (seriously, that is the handle this informant goes by) says that she does in fact take it up the pooper, and on more than one occasion, she has been "airlocked" -- kids these days and their terms: apparently this means taking double penetration while giving a blow job -- by male friends she invited over allegedly to watch anime. But then after enough wine (what? not sake?), she'll start begging to be fucked until her weeby, desperate, or desperate weeb friends oblige in porny unison.
Maybe the craving for people to travel her Hershey highway (now this term legit amuses me because I live less than an hour from Hershey, PA) is part of why she's always shoving her ass at the camera. I don't get why that bugs me so much; it's not because she has junk in the trunk -- there are bigger asses than hers. I just can't...
*puts on shades*
put my finger on it.