Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

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Axiom said:
It's probable she is, there doesn't seem to be another reason for her to be wearing lenses in such a not-kawaii colour other than to play a character. Though I can't work out what she might be and the rest of her outfit doesn't look as outright costume-y like all of her other cosplays do. Except for that massive bow, but even that is normal fare for fans of Lolita fashion.

Equally possible is she's just discovered the myriad joys OUTRIGHT HORRORS of circle lenses and bought them in every colour without thinking about how or where she'd wear them.
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I dunno. Some circle lenses actually look quite cute if done right.

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Actually, that's a bit scary. To me, anyway. She looks like she's made out of plastic O.o
 
She is indeed unnerving-looking. But the eyes/contacts are the least creepy part.
 
In most of these pics, she looks like some escaped mental patient, or perhaps a character from a nightmare version of Alice and Wonderland.
Talk about painful to look at.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
i wish she was on twitter right now so I could read her bitch about valentines day.
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"WAHHH! WHY DON'T MEN WANT TO BE WITH ME? I AM TOTALLY BEAUTIFUL ULTRA KAWAII DESU NIPPON PRINCESS AND TOTALLY NOT FAT! MEN DON'T WANT REAL WOMEN! THEY JUST WANT BAKKA SKINNY TWIGS, WHICH I TOTALLY AM BECAUSE I'M SO NOT PORKY! MY PARENTS SUCK! MY TUMMY HURTS! THOSE ARE MY WORK OUT LINES! FUCK YOU, YOU'RE BLOCKED!"

Did I get that about right?
 
You've gotta say it in an irritating high-pitched kawaii voice with some babytalk, and you forgot the bad Japanese. And the catchphrase 'I HAVE ONLY BEGUN TO SHINE!' and any reference to her mom lying and having had an affair with a Japanese man.
 
What bugs me most in that latest pic is her mascara. The lenses bother me WAAAAAYYYYYY less(maybe I'm just used to her shitty contacts?). Look at her right(our left) eye. Bottom lid lashes. I see a huge clump. And yet on her top lids? Nothing. DaFuq?? Does she only use mascara on her bottom lashes?? Or are her top lashes just so embarrassed to be a part of that unfortunate face, they attempt to hide themselves?
 
Her mascara is clumping a bit, too. I know you can't help it sometimes, especially if you have thin lashes, but a steady hand with a decent mascara brush should stop that happening. The lack of top-lash mascara is pretty weird, now you've mentioned it--especially because she's using black mascara on brown eyelashes. If you plan on leaving your lashes partially un-mascara'd, then pick a colour similar to your lash colour!!

And I seriously know next to nothing about makeup. I STILL do better than this!!
 
Seahorses said:
sparklemilhouse said:
i wish she was on twitter right now so I could read her bitch about valentines day.
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She'll get a date when she showers.
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She obviously puts out. She must be really horrid/smells bad/haggard looking in person if she's struggling to even have guys buy a dinner so they can get their pickle played with.
 
Way earlier in this thread (around page 10, maybe) she was talking about how she had the names and numbers of X amount of guys written down, and that if she was up to it, she'd phone them up for sex or whatever. At least, that's the gist of it. She's allegedly super easy, so it's odd that she couldn't find a desperate weeb fuck-buddy for Valentines day
 
Cwckifan said:
Way earlier in this thread (around page 10, maybe) she was talking about how she had the names and numbers of X amount of guys written down, and that if she was up to it, she'd phone them up for sex or whatever. At least, that's the gist of it. She's allegedly super easy, so it's odd that she couldn't find a desperate weeb fuck-buddy for Valentines day
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*imagining PT being able to D' it up for V-Day while I couldn't...
*SIGH* (:_( :briefs:

...at least I still have Bunghobolio to believe in...
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Cwckifan said:
Doesn't she have some kind of 'sex book', or something? It's not hard to find dates, right?
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Yeah when her purse got "stolen" this summer (we never knew the full story?) she said her sex book was in there.
 
It's one thing to have a few booty calls in your phone, or your address book if you feel like being all retro or whatever. Lots of people are like that. But why on earth would you announce that you keep a 'sex book' online of all places??

And heaven forbid the cops find this book of hers. If she's as permiscuous as she's rumoured to be there's a very real chance they'll think it has something to do with the classic 'Little Black Book' for madams of brothels.
 
Because not sharing something extremely personal/sexual/disturbing would mean that folks aren't paying attention to her, and what could be more un-kawaii desu than that?

drunkenhobo said:
Cwckifan said:
Way earlier in this thread (around page 10, maybe) she was talking about how she had the names and numbers of X amount of guys written down, and that if she was up to it, she'd phone them up for sex or whatever. At least, that's the gist of it. She's allegedly super easy, so it's odd that she couldn't find a desperate weeb fuck-buddy for Valentines day
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*imagining PT being able to D' it up for V-Day while I couldn't...
*SIGH* (:_( :briefs:

...at least I still have Bunghobolio to believe in...
:sighduck:
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For what it's worth, at least you weren't sleeping with Pixy! That's worth something, right?
 
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