Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[Cwckifan]

For what it's worth, those guys probably don't see much more than the back and top of her head

 

[Axiom]

If her hair is as greasy and nasty as it looks in pictures, that's still too much to look at.

 

[The Dude]

If her hair is as greasy and nasty as it looks in pictures, that's still too much to look at.

You can lube a '59 Cadillac El Dorado with that hair. No me gusta.

 

[Axiom]

How does Pixyteri feel about same-sex relationships? Not that I want a go at her or anything, I'd rather sew my own vagina closed with dental floss and a paper clip, but I've never seen what opinion if any she has about HOMOGAY relationships. She's such an attention whore, though, that she seems like she could be the type of girl who fondles or makes out with other girls and otherwise pretends to be bisexual in order to get the attention of men. But she's so desperately insecure that she would probably throw a temper tantrum and be insanely picky about only fooling around with girls who won't make her look bad by comparison--and there aren't many people who would make her look GOOD by comparison, resulting in some girl-on-girl action that probably almost no one would want to see.

 

[pickleniggo]

But she's so desperately insecure that she would probably throw a temper tantrum and be insanely picky about only fooling around with girls who won't make her look bad by comparison--and there aren't many people who would make her look GOOD by comparison, resulting in some girl-on-girl action that probably almost no one would want to see.

Troglodyte sex!

 

[Pikonic]

How does Pixyteri feel about same-sex relationships? Not that I want a go at her or anything, I'd rather sew my own vagina closed with dental floss and a paper clip, but I've never seen what opinion if any she has about HOMOGAY relationships. She's such an attention whore, though, that she seems like she could be the type of girl who fondles or makes out with other girls and otherwise pretends to be bisexual in order to get the attention of men. But she's so desperately insecure that she would probably throw a temper tantrum and be insanely picky about only fooling around with girls who won't make her look bad by comparison--and there aren't many people who would make her look GOOD by comparison, resulting in some girl-on-girl action that probably almost no one would want to see.

According to ED, she's threatened to become a lesbian.

 

[Seahorses]

How does Pixyteri feel about same-sex relationships? Not that I want a go at her or anything, I'd rather sew my own vagina closed with dental floss and a paper clip, but I've never seen what opinion if any she has about HOMOGAY relationships. She's such an attention whore, though, that she seems like she could be the type of girl who fondles or makes out with other girls and otherwise pretends to be bisexual in order to get the attention of men. But she's so desperately insecure that she would probably throw a temper tantrum and be insanely picky about only fooling around with girls who won't make her look bad by comparison--and there aren't many people who would make her look GOOD by comparison, resulting in some girl-on-girl action that probably almost no one would want to see.

According to ED, she's threatened to become a lesbian.

Is that a threat or a promise? Although I feel bad for letting the ladies handle Pixyteri.

 

[Axiom]

I figured that threat was more along the lines of, 'IF NO GUY WILL PUT UP WITH MY CRAP AND BE MAI HUSBANDO, THEN NONE OF YOU WILL EVER GET MY KAWAII NIHON POON EVER AGAIN!' Like some kid threatening to take the ball home because the other kids won't play by THEIR rules.

 

[The Dude]

How does Pixyteri feel about same-sex relationships? Not that I want a go at her or anything, I'd rather sew my own vagina closed with dental floss and a paper clip, but I've never seen what opinion if any she has about HOMOGAY relationships. She's such an attention whore, though, that she seems like she could be the type of girl who fondles or makes out with other girls and otherwise pretends to be bisexual in order to get the attention of men. But she's so desperately insecure that she would probably throw a temper tantrum and be insanely picky about only fooling around with girls who won't make her look bad by comparison--and there aren't many people who would make her look GOOD by comparison, resulting in some girl-on-girl action that probably almost no one would want to see.

So like Rosie O'Donnell muff diving with Hilary Clinton while Oprah rides a sybian in the corner?

 

[Christ-Chan]

Yes, yes, that plan could work.

 

[Pikonic]

How does Pixyteri feel about same-sex relationships? Not that I want a go at her or anything, I'd rather sew my own vagina closed with dental floss and a paper clip, but I've never seen what opinion if any she has about HOMOGAY relationships. She's such an attention whore, though, that she seems like she could be the type of girl who fondles or makes out with other girls and otherwise pretends to be bisexual in order to get the attention of men. But she's so desperately insecure that she would probably throw a temper tantrum and be insanely picky about only fooling around with girls who won't make her look bad by comparison--and there aren't many people who would make her look GOOD by comparison, resulting in some girl-on-girl action that probably almost no one would want to see.

According to ED, she's threatened to become a lesbian.

Is that a threat or a promise? Although I feel bad for letting the ladies handle Pixyteri.

Theres two reasons why she did this:
A) Attention and her fanboys going Noooooo!, she thinks she can pull this off because
B) She thinks homosexuality is a choice and she can just become a lesbian because she can't find a man to love and respect her.

Spoiler alert bitch: Women find you as nasty as men do.

 

[The Dude]

Funny story, I'm friends with my first girlfriend. She's bi-sexual, but repressed her lesbian side because of her family. When she moved out she made up for lost time as it were and is now in a relationship with another woman. When I found this out she was surprised at how supportive I was. I simply asked her if it was OK that I tell people that I was just so manly that no other man would do it for her and had to change teams. She thought it was the funniest thing ever and gave me her blessing to tell people that.

 

[Cwckifan]

How does Pixyteri feel about same-sex relationships? Not that I want a go at her or anything, I'd rather sew my own vagina closed with dental floss and a paper clip, but I've never seen what opinion if any she has about HOMOGAY relationships. She's such an attention whore, though, that she seems like she could be the type of girl who fondles or makes out with other girls and otherwise pretends to be bisexual in order to get the attention of men. But she's so desperately insecure that she would probably throw a temper tantrum and be insanely picky about only fooling around with girls who won't make her look bad by comparison--and there aren't many people who would make her look GOOD by comparison, resulting in some girl-on-girl action that probably almost no one would want to see.

So like Rosie O'Donnell muff diving with Hilary Clinton while Oprah rides a sybian in the corner?

Pfft, Oprah is sexy as hell. Also, sybian?

 

[Axiom]

Basically a giant vibrator you can sit on.

 

[Cwckifan]

Good God, wouldn't that hurt?

 

[Seahorses]

How does Pixyteri feel about same-sex relationships? Not that I want a go at her or anything, I'd rather sew my own vagina closed with dental floss and a paper clip, but I've never seen what opinion if any she has about HOMOGAY relationships. She's such an attention whore, though, that she seems like she could be the type of girl who fondles or makes out with other girls and otherwise pretends to be bisexual in order to get the attention of men. But she's so desperately insecure that she would probably throw a temper tantrum and be insanely picky about only fooling around with girls who won't make her look bad by comparison--and there aren't many people who would make her look GOOD by comparison, resulting in some girl-on-girl action that probably almost no one would want to see.

So like Rosie O'Donnell muff diving with Hilary Clinton while Oprah rides a sybian in the corner?

Pfft, Oprah is sexy as hell. Also, sybian?

She doesn't have to be sexy. I'd do whatever she wants just for the money.

 

[Cwckifan]

Even if it involved Pixy?

 

[Seahorses]

Even if it involved Pixy?

If Pixy was rich like Oprah I'd tolerate a lot of her things. She of course would have to tolerate the fact that I would probably become gay halfway through intimacy.

 

[Cwckifan]

Only Pixy could change the meaning of 'gay-for-pay' to such an extreme

 

[Varis]

Pixy has new images on her public Photobucket, but they are all so bad that I just can't post them with a clear conscience. I dropped the link here a few pages ago.