Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

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Only a true lolcow could make a rainbow panda T-shirt look so painfully un-kawaii.
 
The Dude said:
CWCissey said:
The Dude said:
Guess who's horny...
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Well she's smiling at least....

Even if it's a Frank Spencer smile.
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That's Pixy's "come hither" face.
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Some selections from her recent uploads.





Ass...


Pixy with her "biggest fan". I know it's a bad pun, shut up.
 
.....yeah, that's a smile that would make small children pee their pants in terror. She just has a very awkwardly-shaped face, doesn't she?

Also, capris do NOT work on short people. They just don't. But of course Pixy doesn't know this.
 
Axiom said:
.....yeah, that's a smile that would make small children pee their pants in terror. She just has a very awkwardly-shaped face, doesn't she?

Also, capris do NOT work on short people. They just don't. But of course Pixy doesn't know this.
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You guys see this one yet?

 
That pose isn't REALLY all that bad, she just needs to arch her back a bit more, point her toes, and stand on her other toes. It's a bit like an old pinup style pose. A more flirtatious smile would be better. But obviously she has no idea what a more flirtatious smile looks like. Or a pinup.

So close, yet so far.
 
Axiom said:
That pose isn't REALLY all that bad, she just needs to arch her back a bit more, point her toes, and stand on her other toes. It's a bit like an old pinup style pose. A more flirtatious smile would be better. But obviously she has no idea what a more flirtatious smile looks like. Or a pinup.

So close, yet so far.
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She only has two facial expressions: confused chicken and creepy pervert smile. She's kind of like the Derek Zoolander of shitty cosplay.
 
The Dude said:
Axiom said:
That pose isn't REALLY all that bad, she just needs to arch her back a bit more, point her toes, and stand on her other toes. It's a bit like an old pinup style pose. A more flirtatious smile would be better. But obviously she has no idea what a more flirtatious smile looks like. Or a pinup.

So close, yet so far.
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She only has two facial expressions: confused chicken and creepy pervert smile. She's kind of like the Derek Zoolander of shitty cosplay.
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Don't forget weeaboo Mr. Punch!

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Well I'm not gonna be able to think of anything else at all for the rest of the day.
 
CWCissey said:
Cwckifan said:
Recent uploads? Didn't she permanently quit the internet again?
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A true lolcow doesn't quit the Internet.
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If all the lowlcows honestly quit the internet for good the internet would implode and create a cyber black hole.

Someone offered Pixy a sandwich.

 
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