Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[José Mourinho]

Sorry for asking this since I didn't follow this thread much, but has Pixy ever dress up as any Naruto characters?

 

[The Dude]

Sorry for asking this since I didn't follow this thread much, but has Pixy ever dress up as any Naruto characters?

Not that I personally know of, but probably.

 

[Cwckifan]

Sorry for asking this since I didn't follow this thread much, but has Pixy ever dress up as any Naruto characters?

For the sake of our eyes, stomachs, and love of beauty, let's hope not

 

[The Dude]

Sorry for asking this since I didn't follow this thread much, but has Pixy ever dress up as any Naruto characters?

For the sake of our eyes, stomachs, and love of beauty, let's hope not

Because Pixy's first priority has always been for the wellbeing of our eyes, stomachs, and beauty. SHE'S A MODERN DAY GEASHA!

 

[Varis]

I believe that geishas were actually paid for their "various" services.

Sorry for asking this since I didn't follow this thread much, but has Pixy ever dress up as any Naruto characters?

Tried to look this up, but I found a Pixyteri cosplayer and got extremely confused.

 

[The Dude]

Not even a blind man would pay Pixy for "services" because he'd still be able to smell her. And why pay for something when she's perfectly willing to give it up for free?

 

[Axiom]

I wonder if Pixyteri is aware of the existence of Fiona 'Sayuki' Graham? She's the first and only western geisha. Ever. It sounds like this is sorta what Pixy wants, to be as Japanese as possible. But Sayuki did it right, Pixy fails.

Someone link her to articles about this. I wanna see the fallout. >

 

[Hakurei]

I wonder if Pixyteri is aware of the existence of Fiona 'Sayuki' Graham? She's the first and only western geisha. Ever. It sounds like this is sorta what Pixy wants, to be as Japanese as possible. But Sayuki did it right, Pixy fails.

Someone link her to articles about this. I wanna see the fallout. >

Because where Sayuki had an active understanding of the culture, acknowledged its benefits and flaws, and knew it wasn't perfect, Pixy only thought it was entirely ANIMU, thought it was basically heaven on earth (sushi included), and that showing her NIHON PRIDU would be enough to gain social acceptance there.

 

[Cwckifan]

Yeah, I'm glad the Weeb craze was after my time. We had the skaters, the straight edgers, the D and D geeks, the goths, the rockers, the preps/jocks, and a few others. Frankly I don't think kids these days could survive high school when I was a kid.

Even nerds and outcasts in your day were pretty cool, so no, they'd be eaten alive

Not even a blind man would pay Pixy for "services" because he'd still be able to smell her. And why pay for something when she's perfectly willing to give it up for free?

There's a cow\milk joke in there somewhere, isn't there?

 

[John Titor]

I believe that geishas were actually paid for their "various" services.

Sorry for asking this since I didn't follow this thread much, but has Pixy ever dress up as any Naruto characters?

Tried to look this up, but I found a Pixyteri cosplayer and got extremely confused.

Geishas are not prostitutes. But just like our joke about her taking up sumo, she would fail the training prospective geisha go through.

She'd fail step 1: hygiene. And if by some miracle she passed that, she'd fail step 2: etiquette.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Here it is! It's hilarious. Watch it right now.

Oh, and apparently she went to Vegas sometime in 2012 and she wore this while there:

Spoiler

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/pixyteri/Las%20Vegas%20Trip%202012/Img_5678.jpg

It actually isn't that bad. I think this is the most flattering outfit I've ever seen her wearing.

Good God, that guy has her down to a t. Seriously, she acts like a 15-year old during the MySpace era. It's an interesting time capsule for anyone who was a teenager in the 2000s (seriously, how was that stupid hands-on-head anime dance ever so popular?)

Why was the hamster dance enough of a thing to spawn albums? Why was the dancing baby big enough to make it on national TV? The internet is a mysterious entity.
SIDE NOTE- No clue what this dance is. Now that I have seen it I am just befuddled.

 

[telegramsamo]

Is "I'm just beginning to shine" a reference to something, or is it just something stupid Pixy made up?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Yeah, I'm glad the Weeb craze was after my time. We had the skaters, the straight edgers, the D and D geeks, the goths, the rockers, the preps/jocks, and a few others. Frankly I don't think kids these days could survive high school when I was a kid.

Glad to see I'm not the only one that had this. Fuck I feel old.

 

[Seahorses]

Yeah, I'm glad the Weeb craze was after my time. We had the skaters, the straight edgers, the D and D geeks, the goths, the rockers, the preps/jocks, and a few others. Frankly I don't think kids these days could survive high school when I was a kid.

More or less the same for me.

And I agree with you 'completely, I don't think kids today could make it in the school environment I was around. The skaters would beat you up, the straight edge kids would beat you up, the goths would beat you up, the rockers would beat you up, the preps and jocks would beat you up, and even the D and D kids would beat you up.

Good times - I miss it.

 

[Pikonic]

Is "I'm just beginning to shine" a reference to something, or is it just something stupid Pixy made up?

Google "I'm just beginning to shine", it's all her so I'm going to conclude she made it up.

 

[Gretchen Weeners]

With all that grease in her hair and skin, I'm willing to bet that she's been shining for a long, long time.

 

[The Dude]

Yeah, I'm glad the Weeb craze was after my time. We had the skaters, the straight edgers, the D and D geeks, the goths, the rockers, the preps/jocks, and a few others. Frankly I don't think kids these days could survive high school when I was a kid.

More or less the same for me.

And I agree with you 'completely, I don't think kids today could make it in the school environment I was around. The skaters would beat you up, the straight edge kids would beat you up, the goths would beat you up, the rockers would beat you up, the preps and jocks would beat you up, and even the D and D kids would beat you up.

Good times - I miss it.

It's pretty pathetic when the Goths and D and D geeks can beat your ass.

With all that grease in her hair and skin, I'm willing to bet that she's been shining for a long, long time.

I said earlier that you could lube a '59 Cadillac with her hair. You could solve the world's oil shortages with Pixy's skin.

 

[A-Stump]

Actually, prostitution is technically an act of being a geisha. It's a ritualistic deflowering of an apprentice geisha that nets whoever was teaching them a good sum of money. Sex for money=Prostitution. Even if it's only done one time

 

[Axiom]

...as far as I've read, geisha weren't always prostitutes. Sometimes they were, and sometimes they still do have sexual relationships with clients. But it isn't a requirement for the job and I'm 90% sure that bit about auctioning virginity was just in the movie.

Disclaimer: I know lightly less than fuck-all about geisha.

 

[Smutley]

Actually, prostitution is technically an act of being a geisha. It's a ritualistic deflowering of an apprentice geisha that nets whoever was teaching them a good sum of money. Sex for money=Prostitution. Even if it's only done one time

Just 'cause a man might lay some bricks doesn't make a man a brick layer.