pizza sucks and you suck for eating it

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

 

[horsemeat69]

pizza hut pizza gives me gastric distress

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

pizza hut pizza gives me gastric distress

Probably has something to do with it not being actual food. Pizza Slut is somewhere between "I'll just fucking starve to death, thanks" and "can I at least get an antacid to chase it with".

 

[Funky Weapon]

If i lived in staten island, i'd hate everything good and iconic about new york too.

 

[Slimy Time]

Give me some examples of appropriate cuisine, please.

You must have the legendary cuisine to top all others: British. Pie and mash and fried Mars bars. Only issue is securing that knife licence to eat dinner.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

When you order it, tell them not to cut it. It'll hold the grease in better so the crust stays crisp and the flavours permeate through the entire dish more effectively.

When the delivery driver arrives, open the box and castigate him for not slicing the pizza.

When he stammers out that it was special order, call him a dumb cunt.

If he's still getting yappy with you and starts popping off about how he's just the driver anyways and why don't you call the store to complain do you know how much he has to deal with and he makes minimum wage to begin with drop to the floor, sob hysterically, piss yourself and throw your wallet at him because why the fuck would you abuse somebody like that?

Have you no decency?

Ulillillia would be sick. I hope he doesn't see this thread.

That's the best way to order pizza. Fight me.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

That's the best way to order pizza. Fight me.

I'm afraid you'll piss yourself and throw your wallet at me though.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I'm afraid you'll piss yourself and throw your wallet at me though.

You don't want to know how I lose a fight.

 

[DragoonSierra]

@Null i heard @LordKaT also hates dumplings and perogies

 

[Scotsman]

There's no such thing as a bad pizza!!

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Was anyone else the dumb kid in school who thought pizza was healthy, "CUZ OF ITS INDIVIDUAL PARTS?"

That aside, nothing beats a nice green chili and pepperoni slice for me.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

Was anyone else the dumb kid in school who thought pizza was healthy, "CUZ OF ITS INDIVIDUAL PARTS?"

That aside, nothing beats a nice green chili and pepperoni slice for me.

The individual parts of an atomic bomb are perfectly safe so it makes a lot of sense, scientifically speaking.

 

[AP 297]

If anyone is wanting to see an example of true culinary art, may I present the Gordon Ramsay Beef Wellington:

Spoiler: Look on and despair uncultured peasants

Pizza is just grotesque in comparison

 

[Coldgrip]

Give me some examples of appropriate cuisine, please.

This:

 

[UnKillFill]

Where do you stand on calzones, @LordKaT ?

 

[rabbitgay]

ha ha look at you liddle kiwi farmers and your ability to eat 3 gallons of cheese without getting explosive diarrhea. fuck you

 

[MG 620]

Chicago Deep Dish Pizza is great, almost makes visiting Chicago worth it.
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Is this why the Chicago troons balloon up?

 

[Bad Headspace]

That is a incorrect culinary opinion.

 

[Slartibartfast]

Chicago Deep Dish Pizza is great, almost makes visiting Chicago worth it.
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CHICAGO!

COME FOR THE PIZZA!

STAY BECAUSE YOU WERE MURDERED!

 

[byuu]

Pizza is for dirty infidels.
I only heat halal Lahmacun.