Pizza Tower - wacky-but-stylish indie action game still under the radar

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Why the fuck are the 4chan Pizza Tower threads infested with coomers? How do you even coom to a game like Pizza Tower?
It's not just 4chan, these were posted on 8moe
 

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I'd prepare yourself for another wave. Might hit, might not. It's of a different type.
To elaborate: McPig is a big fan of a developer called StrawberryOctii* and he's releasing the demo of his new game "Kings of Hell" like tomorrow. McPig will probably promote this release on twitter.
Anyway, what's potentially wrong with this new game?

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Ohh...
Art-style's pretty fucking good though! :story:

*The pickle enemy is actually an authorized rip from his game "Memoirs of Magic".
 
Going to try P rank + beat all challenges for every level on my first playthrough, it's rare for a game to trigger full autistic kid mode in me like that anymore but fuck it, I'm going to embrace it while I can. I've completed John Gutter, Pizzascape and Pepperman so far and let me just say fuck Pizzascape. It feels so long compared to the previous level and I kept screwing up on lap 2. The Pepperman theme is now etched in to my skull (thankfully it's an absolute banger). I ended up P ranking John Gutter 3 times because I wasn't aware on my 2nd run that a 99-combo requires every enemy in the level.

This is how videogames should be. Fun, challenging, stylish, plays like butter and is extremely satisfying when you finally achieve the thing you've been busting your ass for over an hour for.


Edit: RichaadEB, who does crazily good guitar covers of videogame songs, has tackled It's Pizza Time

 
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Turns out 4chan jannies don't want Pizza Tower on /v/.

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EDIT: lol, lmao even.

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Oh but the copious amounts of bait threads with hogwarts and atomic heart that's been going on for almost a month is perfectly fine for them to stick around. Shit reminds me when snoot game was initially being discussed and a jannie was mad his precious smash threads were dying in favor of it.
 
It's not just 4chan, these were posted on 8moe
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Why in the fuck would you think the virtual manifestation of mark's asshole would be any better is beyond me. Fucking everyone in this day and age is infected with some degree of cumbrain so it's no shocker at all someone sees a load of pizza toppings and thinks it's a fuckable object.

anyways


Don't recall of this was all of it, shits from 2020, to top it all off, here's what happened to one of the script kiddies. Archive when .ph starts working again.
 
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Aaaand the mods saged the new thread and everyone got a warning for daring to talk about Pizza Tower.
 
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Aaaand the mods saged the new thread and everyone got a warning for daring to talk about Pizza Tower.
Listen, do you even know how many reposted bait threads were killed due to Pizza Tower threads? That's right. One, maybe two.
Now some fucking loser in discord can't gloat to his friends about how much of an epic troll he is.
 
Aaaand the mods saged the new thread and everyone got a warning for daring to talk about Pizza Tower.
i think it might be related to this:
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What does saged mean?
It's kiiiinda like a downdoot but weeaboo or something like that
 
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i think it might be related to this:

It's kiiiinda like a downdoot but weeaboo or something like that
I think that is the case too, they weren't getting all pissy from the coomer shit being posted but the moment THAT was posted the threads were getting banned
What a fucking weird thing to get that mad over
 
Feels refreshing that we have finally an indie game that is actually fun, creative and doesnt feel like its trying to smell its own political farts. Its almost kind of shocking to get something this untainted.

Feels like most indie games nowadays devolve into vanity projects.

Edit: The indie dev scene is full of faggots, why you think a lot of these games tend to be narrative driven "profund" tales over how society sucks or/and pretending how its hard to be a LGBTQ person in the 2020's (and being so disconnected to reality that their characters and self inserts come off as really fucking unintentionally unlikable)
 
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Imagine being such joyless faggots that you kill off any discussion of a genuinely good singleplayer game, that was 100% going to fall off naturally within a couple weeks anyways, instead of doing your jobs and banning false report-spammers and the underage schizo sharty user(s). 4chan janitors truly do it for no financial compensation.
 
Feels refreshing that we have finally an indie game that is actually fun, creative and doesnt feel like its trying to smell its own political farts. Its almost kind of shocking to get something this untainted.
I've played a lot of indie games and no joke Pizza Tower has some of the best controls I've ever seen in a game period. I finally understand why people who played games like Super Mario World or Sonic 2 whn they came out back in the day gush about them so much - the sheer amount of joy I get just from getting combos is intense.

This wasn't just a passion project or a love letter, this is a fucking masterpiece that only happens once in a decade or so.

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Imagine being such joyless faggots that you kill off any discussion of a genuinely good singleplayer game, that was 100% going to fall off naturally within a couple weeks anyways, instead of doing your jobs and banning false report-spammers and the underage schizo sharty user(s). 4chan janitors truly do it for no financial compensation.
They're basically Reddit mods. Having an excuse to abuse their powers is probably the highlight of their day. I saw one guy teaching others how to ban evade but I have no fucking clue how to sideload scripts into Tampermonkey so I can ban evade if I get punished for talking about a funny pizza game on a Hogwarts Legacy board.
 
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