Plagued Pizzagate / Pedogate - Batshit Conspiracy Nuts Who See Pedos Everywhere

[Chris did nothing wrong]

More pizzerias receive harassing messages, this time in Philadelphia. Hilariously enough, contrary to allegations of Satanism, the new targets are run by men active in the local church community.

http://www.philly.com/philly/food/P...-favorites-Pizza-Brain-and-Little-Babys-.html

 

[AnOminous]

More pizzerias receive harassing messages, this time in Philadelphia. Hilariously enough, contrary to allegations of Satanism, the new targets are run by men active in the local church community.

http://www.philly.com/philly/food/P...-favorites-Pizza-Brain-and-Little-Babys-.html

Utter pizzaphrenia.

 

[mdrop22]

More pizzerias receive harassing messages, this time in Philadelphia. Hilariously enough, contrary to allegations of Satanism, the new targets are run by men active in the local church community.

http://www.philly.com/philly/food/P...-favorites-Pizza-Brain-and-Little-Babys-.html

That's actually a thing in conspiracy circles - the more connected a person is to seemingly "wholesome" groups, like church communities or volunteer/social work groups, the more likely they are to be baby sacrificing Satanists. Go figure.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

That's actually a thing in conspiracy circles - the more connected a person is to seemingly "wholesome" groups, like church communities or volunteer/social work groups, the more likely they are to be baby sacrificing Satanists. Go figure.

Crazy right?

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

Well it was posted for the intelligent folks in this topic

This prejudice, conscious or not, is one of the big problems with shit like "pizza-gate". It's the mindset that thinks if you look at all of the circumstance and still decide that men walked on the moon, then you're just blind or stupid. "How could someone intelligent disagree with my assesment?"

Conspiracy theorists tend to operate under a narrow "you're with me or against me" mindset. There's never a third point of view; an alternative, more benign possibility. It's always the darkest scenario. They've already decided that something fucky is happening, so any circumstance that allows for the possibility of child sex slavery is treated like evidence of such.

In any other situation, many of these pizza-gaters would bemoan such a blatant case of confirmation bias. But since it fits into their world-view, that our current powerful political actors are inherently evil and deceitful, believing that an otherwise unremarkable pizza restaurant is a front for child sex trafficking is no small leap.

Luckily, some of these chucklefucks own firearms, so hopefully more gun-toting reddit vigilantes will keep this trainwreck interesting. I can't wait to see what crazy shit happens next.

 

[AnOminous]

This prejudice, conscious or not, is one of the big problems with shit like "pizza-gate". It's the mindset that thinks if you look at all of the circumstance and still decide that men walked on the moon, then you're just blind or stupid. "How could someone intelligent disagree with my assesment?"

Conspiracy theorists tend to operate under a narrow "you're with me or against me" mindset. There's never a third point of view; an alternative, more benign possibility. It's always the darkest scenario. They've already decided that something fucky is happening, so any circumstance that allows for the possibility of child sex slavery is treated like evidence of such.

Also, notice how these whack fucks have gone from the original, somewhat benign theory that some specific pizza place is a child molestation ring, and now, to many of them, pizza is itself automatic kid fucking. These people are completely insane.

 

[Boss HM-2]

I was catching up on this thread and I was just amazed at this so I have to comment it on it. Aliens, Chemtrails, and Elvis being alive have been around in conspiracy circles for decades, and "Obama is a lizard person" is just a variation on a theory that has been around just as long. That leaves "9/11 is an inside job" as the most recent conspiracy theory in the above list. Now that theory predates social media, but last I remembered it was so widespread that it was considered a pretty big deal when Popular Mechanics put out a special issue dedicated to pointing out why "BUSH DID 9/11" is so fucking retarded.

A lot of major names calling Pizzagate bullshit definitely doesn't have to do with it being the first major conspiracy theory (aside from maybe Birtherism) to gain traction on social media, no, they must all be in the coverup!

 

[mdrop22]

Crazy right?

Yes it is crazy to believe every single person involved in a religious group or social work is involved in Satanism, get your head out of your ass.

 

[John Titor]

Cracked makes Pizzagate article, conspiracy theorists do what they do best.
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5injny/can_we_talk_about_how_fucking_retarded_this/


https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5injny/can_we_talk_about_how_fucking_retarded_this/

Can we talk about how fucking retarded this picture of the Pizzagate Shooter is? There's already tape on the crime scene. The cops look like pencil pushers with mail order uniforms. The photographer got a perfect scoop. And all 3 of them look bored as balls as if nothing serious was going on.

These people watch far too many fucking movies.




EDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5tol86/david_seaman_expect_pizzagate_arrests_by/
http://twitter.com/d_seaman/status/830889197699526656
As of this writing, this was posted 8 hours ago.

 

[TowinKarz]

Well, that's why they think there are secret symbols that those "in the know" can read, because that's how it works in the movies! Duh!

 

[JFKdestroyer]

Well, Jeff Sessions, our lord and savior, who was anointed on National Pizza Day to take the mantle of Attorney General for the good ol' US of A will surely strike down these degenerate pizza preverts.

I'm really excited to see these nuts try to justify and explain when no real investigation is ever launched into this. Just as much as I am looking forward to how Alex Jones justifies the continuing existence of "chemtrails" even though his Lord and Savior Donald J. Trump is now President. Surely Trump wouldn't allow the government to continue to spray the populace with mind control chemicals, just like he won't allow Hillary and her band of child-raping pizza lovers to get away with this any longer. Right?

 

[TowinKarz]

Unfortunately, as with most conspiracy freaks, no logic ever enters into their argument, whatever happens will be cherry picked and shoehorned into the narrative so that the powers that be are still getting away with their plans.

Belief in Pizzagate will continue, with the lack of indictments/prosecutions/convictions held up as proof that the powers that be are successfully hiding the evidence, silencing the accusers and protecting their friends.

And belief in chemtrails will persist in the same way. Sure, Trump is on office, but the evil all-knowing conspiracy will "get to him" somehow and turn him to their ends. I wouldn't be surprised to see one of the proponents make the claim that of COURSE Pizzagate isn't real, it's disinfo spread so we don't NOTICE the chemtrails......

Conspiracy theorist's ideas aren't born of rational thought, so they can't be swayed away from it by such either.

 

[ASU]

This post is less about Pizzagate and more about the politically connected pedos who are really importing kids to abuse. The way they most frequently get the kids is through third world orphanages. The kids are willing, a lot of them are already child prostitutes in some form or another. They get adopted, a green card, become more or less normal kids who suck dick etc behind closed doors. If you were a child prostitute in Puerto Rico and someone offered to adopt you and bring you to their American McMansion if you sucked their dick, you would say yes, too. It's an unpleasant truth, but it is truth.

If this sounds ridiculous consider that someone making north of $200,000 a year can easily afford to sponsor a child and a politically connected pedo can often bypass all sorts of government beuracracy by, for example, simply possessing a diplomatic immunity card. If you think there are no pedos with such a card you are naive.

I could go into more specific details on this but it wouldn't help any and would be powerlevelling. Pizzagate, I don't know if any of it is real. The abuse underlying it is real. No idea if pizza places are involved. It's really kind of beside the point.

 

[Super Collie]

Firstly, I don't know anything about "Pizzagate". This is my first post in the thread, but some recent background noise caught my attention and there might be something more here. I'm going by a narrative that has been spun by three separate crazy people though, so I have no idea what is correct and what isn't, this is just a tard fight that I think is funny (and is currently unfolding).

There's a video platform out there called Vidme, which some of you might be familiar with. It's currently getting some rotation among people in the fandom I know because it's going to be this year's "YouTube killer". Whatever the case, right now there's an ex-Vidme user who has made a 180 and is now attacking the platform and its creators for "hosting CP".

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This is Bad Guacamole TV (Twitter archive). He's bought into the Pizzagate thing hook line and sinker. Huge Trump supporter, crazy Christian, the whole nine yards. He's the ex-Vidme user who's crying foul about the website and making accusations.

When people say something contrary to BGTV, he covertly sends his followers after them to harass the person. If you check the description of this video, you'll see right at the very top he's pasted in links to one such person. This is literally an awkward high schooler who makes Minecraft videos. (It also just so happens his channel has the unfortunate abbreviation "CWC".) I can tell this person had some people give him a hard time because in the comments of this video you'll see supportive messages from his friends, while I presume the comments left by trolls were deleted.

And, if you wanted some additional proof that Mr. Pedo Fighter has been busy harassing minors on his own time, he left a comment himself on that Minecraft player's Vidme page telling him to check his YouTube messages. He also posted a callout video -- to a child -- as an unlisted video on his YouTube account.

(Keep in mind, he's accusing a child who plays Minecraft of "manipulating content" on YouTube.)​

This is Honeybee (Twitter archive). She's basically one in the same with BGTV and is the person who "broke" the story; BadGuacamole hosted it on his channel because he has more subscribers and supposedly would get it to a wider audience.

Between her and BGTV their entire argument rests on "showing you our evidence would be distributing CP so we can't do that and you'll need to take our word for it". Negating the fact that possession of CP is also a federal offense so technically they're already in violation of the law?

Anyway, that's one side of the fight.

This is Chest Guy (Twitter archive). He's a MGTOW and self-professed "antifem / islamophobic racist" and vlogs about redpill shit. He picks apart BGTV's argument and using posts from Vidme's reddit alleges that BGTV and his friends flooded Vidme with conspiracy videos and abused the website's algorithm for featuring content in order to "take over" the website, and that they are simply angry that Vidme "censored" them by fixing the algorithm.

Save for the misplaced bravado, he seems to be the "voice of reason" here but only because he's quoting posts from other people more articulate than him. BGTV has responded with a video of his own.

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Again, I have no fucking clue what's going on here but I saw "Pizzagate" get tossed around and was reminded of this thread. I apologize if these people are already known.



UPDATE 2/15/2017: Both BGTV and ChestGuy have posted one more video regarding each other. ChestGuy's video is still online, however BGTV has gone into DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING mode and has taken down all of his videos about Vidme. Unfortunately for him, I mirrored all of the videos that were online as of last night, and have edited them back into this post.

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

Rare footage of Hillary Clinton at Satanic pizza party. (Year unknown). This could be my last post guys.

 

[John Titor]

This is probably my favorite piece of retardation:

An alleged cornerstone of Pizzagate is an attachment found in one of the Wikileaked emails called "pizza.jpg". The attachment contains a photo of two Asian adults enjoying pizza with a kid, which is supposedly evidence of child molestation. However, this attachment on a forwarded 2009 email from Bill Clinton advisor Doug Band was completely misinterpreted.[28]

"Pizza.jpg" shows American journalists Euna Lee and Laura Ling along with a young girl, possibly Lee's daughter Hana. The three are eating pizza after Clinton secured their release from captivity in North Korea. "As John said, it doesn't get any better than this," Band comments to Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin, Podesta, and others. "Nice", Podesta responds.[29]

No child abuse. No pedophile ring. Yet cranks continued to cook up nutty conspiracies based on the photo.[30][31]

“”@CrazyJoezGalaxy also Podesta sent this pic with this email. Obviously Asian sex slaves
—@OmsToTheWorld[32]

“”@OmsToTheWorld @CrazyJoezGalaxy I can't tell if you guys are being serious or if you really are that retarded.
—@SlotrowHornbth[32]

Spoiler: Obviously Asian sex slaves

Rare footage of Hillary Clinton at Satanic pizza party. (Year unknown). This could be my last post guys.

Semper fidelis, you won't be forgotten.

 

[ASU]

https://archive.is/7J4W5

Told you.

You guys discovered this along with GamerGate, btw. Remember how everyone protected Nick Nyberg? That's how it works, no one believes the victims, they just get deported if they talk. No one wants to believe how bad it is.

Remember a couple years ago when that Saudi Royal Family member got caught with a domestic slave and was allowed to flee the country? Diplomatic immunity is a bitch sometimes.

 

[Super Collie]

UPDATE 2/15/2017: Both BGTV and ChestGuy have posted one more video regarding each other. ChestGuy's video is still online, however BGTV has gone into DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING mode and has taken down all of his videos about Vidme. Unfortunately for him, I mirrored all of the videos that were online as of last night, and have edited them back into this post.

Quoting this to highlight the update I wrote to my post last night. BGTV appears to be in meltdown mode. He's deleted or made private all of his recent videos against Vidme (which I have mirrored) and has also deleted the tweets about it from his Twitter page (archive link in my original post).

I dug up the reddit thread quoted in ChestGuy's first video (archive)and it looks like BGTV and his supporters bombed it overnight because there's a lot of recent posts from the past 12 hours arguing with virtually everyone. The user "fatheadedness" looks like a pretty blatant BGTV sockpuppet account as well, going by the hilarious shit it's posted and the fact that it joined today and has posted exclusively in this thread.

It's starting to look like BGTV might be worthy of his own thread?

 

[liliput]

There is some very strange circumstantial evidence within Pizzagate, but yeah, it'd be rare for an elite pedo to not use a middleman or two to get their kid diddling fix. The most damming evidence are the Podesta emails and the "Fatherhood/Every Day I Grow Some More" videos, as there is an actual child screaming in those (and not video shot from across CPPP, claiming that a child is screaming for help underground, fucking lmfao). Also, the weird Pegasus Museum thing.

 

[AnOminous]

There is some very strange circumstantial evidence within Pizzagate, but yeah, it'd be rare for an elite pedo to not use a middleman or two to get their kid diddling fix. The most damming evidence are the Podesta emails and the "Fatherhood/Every Day I Grow Some More" videos, as there is an actual child screaming in those (and not video shot from across CPPP, claiming that a child is screaming for help underground, fucking lmfao). Also, the weird Pegasus Museum thing.

The average wealthy, influential pedo is someone like Jeffrey Epstein (also cited a lot in Pizzagate circles). Traveling in the same circles as both Donald Trump and Bill Clinton, he was a wealthy, influential pedophile with access to the best legal counsel money could buy. That didn't stop him from being convicted of kiddy diddling and disgraced.

Most Pizzagaters defend their bullshit with stuff like that. "Pedophiles exist, therefore my deranged conspiracy must be true that literally every politician in the world I don't like is a pedophile, but all the ones I like aren't!" There's every bit as much evidence that Donald Trump is a pedophile, i.e. none other than knowing Jeffrey Epstein and having made some pervy remarks about underage girls, as there is about any of the rest of these people.