Plagued Pizzagate / Pedogate - Batshit Conspiracy Nuts Who See Pedos Everywhere

[Chris did nothing wrong]

Okay which one of you did this?

https://www.reddit.com/r/pizzagate/comments/5e118t/samurai_pizza_bots_info_in_description/

 

[AnOminous]

Take a pizza and make 4 cuts: two from top to bottom and two from side to side (like a tic-tac-toe board). You are now left with a single square piece in the middle and a total of 16 corners. TIMECUBE is the 4 Time-Points (the middle piece) rotating around earth (the pizza) through the three other Time Points to create 16 Corners. Coincidence? I think not, and Comet Pizza may have been serving pizza this way for YEARS.

If someone invented a pizza making method where all the slices were corner slices, I'd probably order from that place all the time.

 

[unshaven]

a pizza making method where all the slices were corner slices

Cut it into 4 squares

 

[StarvingAutist]

This is some, like, J.J. Abrams level shit right here.

You know a conspiracy theory is good when you can barely understand what the fuck is going on.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

How long till they try to cross it with 9/11 Truthery?

 

[TiredConlanger]

To be fair to them, there is a lot of fishy stuff about the Podesta emails. However, it's more likely that, instead of a pedo satan ring, it involves sketchy political favors, likely cronyism, and major wastes of resources on the taxpayer's dime.

While the idea of a pedo satan ring is far more juicy and shocking, unless they turn up tangible evidence instead of circumstantial things, they're going to make any investigation of those emails look like a joke. : \

 

[KingGeedorah]

At least they aren't turning the frogs gay.

 

[StarvingAutist]

To be fair to them, there is a lot of fishy stuff about the Podesta emails. However, it's more likely that, instead of a pedo satan ring, it involves sketchy political favors, likely cronyism, and major wastes of resources on the taxpayer's dime.

While the idea of a pedo satan ring is far more juicy and shocking, unless they turn up tangible evidence instead of circumstantial things, they're going to make any investigation of those emails look like a joke.

I was reading a book on the "Satanic Panic" of the 80's (which in many ways this nonsense is a modern-day version of), and there was this one passage that stood out to me:

"To the true believers, the lack of evidence of Satanic ritual abuse was just more evidence of how evil and clever those devil-worshipers were: They were eating those babies, bones and all!"

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

I was reading a book on the "Satanic Panic" of the 80's (which in many ways this nonsense is a modern-day version of), and there was this one passage that stood out to me:

"To the true believers, the lack of evidence of Satanic ritual abuse was just more evidence of how evil and clever those devil-worshipers were: They were eating those babies, bones and all!"

Lack of evidence will be seen as proof that the conspiracy controls all levels of society.

 

[StarvingAutist]

Lack of evidence will be seen as proof that the conspiracy controls all levels of society.

It's funny...the anti-SJWs who believe this are fond of accusing other people of "kafkatrapping", but then they turn around and do this, and say that anyone who doesn't believe in it is a BIG GUBBMENT SHILL!

 

[StarvingAutist]

https://www.reddit.com/r/pizzagate/...ing_dreamworks_home_with_the_kid_today_mouth/

DREAMWORKS IS ILLUMINATI!

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Lack of evidence will be seen as proof that the conspiracy controls all levels of society.

Lack of evidence is not evidence of lack

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

Lack of evidence is not evidence of lack

Is that a Lena Dunham quote?



Here’s another sub. Guess there’s some crossover spill with The Mandela Effect.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Operation_Berenstain/

I like how Epstein is often used as a smoking gun, even though Donald Trump himself considers him a good friend and colleague.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

Lack of evidence is not evidence of lack

It raises the same questions as the satanic panic and 9/11 conspiracy theories do. How is it that the bad guys are all-powerful and will ruthlessly kill thousands to get their way, yet somehow can't be bothered to take out people who are exposing all of their evil plans?

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Is that a Lena Dunham quote?

While its true that all her arguments come from ignorance, no

 

[SpessCaptain]

It’s so frustrating to see so-called journalists claiming that John Podesta’s hacked emails show his involvement in child prostitution, when in reality, they’re a clear indication of his membership in a D.C.–wide cannibalism ring.

http://www.theonion.com/article/longtime-reader-lib-slavesinfo-sick-mainstream-bia-54745

 

[CaptainShitlord]

How long till they try to cross it with 9/11 Truthery?

Jet fuel can't melt pizza cheese!

 

[Otrium]

The best part about these nuts is that they take the bait. Start any discussion on Pizzagate on reddit and you'll eventually see one come out for milking.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditD...zagate_conspiracy_will/da9ppdz/?context=10000

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

And they're closing shop. Thus the great exodus to Voat begins.

https://www.reddit.com/r/pizzagate/comments/5edior/admins_will_be_banning_this_subreddit_at_4pm_pst/

edit: and they're gone. Some of the lulizer content that they provided:

http://archive.is/jR9YS : Closing time (You don't have to go home but you can't stay here)

http://archive.is/4LMJj : Hidden symbolism in children entertainment

http://archive.is/B87Oz: L. Ron Hubbard was a hero!

http://archive.is/hHS53

http://archive.is/XDMcR: Sonichu shitpost

http://archive.is/tmPpE: Cory in the House shitpost

 

[HG 400]

The only thing I found compelling was that email about the kids and their ages and they'll be in the pool. Somebody post that.