Plagued Pizzagate / Pedogate - Batshit Conspiracy Nuts Who See Pedos Everywhere

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I'm surprised that Pizzagaters haven't claimed that the more outlandish theories are being planted by the Globalist Pedophile Elite in order to discredit the movement in the eyes of the sheeple.
If they didn't want to be called pedos they shouldn't have joined the child sex cult.
 
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https://www.reddit.com/r/PedoGate/

this is the subreddit that was linked with the Burger King post above, just like the PizzaGate Voat it mixes in factual, yet completely unrelated, stories of pedophiles being caught with a load of autism and conspiracy nonsense.

That clown who used to work at HuffPo also started calling the whole thing "PedoGate" in his videos too once the name "PizzaGate" was too tainted. So I'm adding that to the title since this is all the same garbage.
 
So basically this is the new Satanic Panic? I know a lot of Pizzagate rhetoric includes elements of supposed Satanism, just updated for 2017 with more pedophilia? The searching for common symbols and misinterpreting them is very reminiscent of SRA/Illumanti conspiracies, only with pedo symbolism instead of pyramids and 666s.
 
Hey, this is a bit off-topic, but were any of you guys involved in/watching that Bad Self Eater thing from a while back? It had a lot of the same hidden illuminati/government conspiracy/everything is pedosatan themes that Pizzagate has, except in the end it turned out to be viral marketing for some priest's "abortion is bad" video and everyone ragequit. I've been thinking that whole event might have in part led to Pizzagate, by having all these conspiracy loons riled up just waiting for something to set them off...
 
So basically this is the new Satanic Panic? I know a lot of Pizzagate rhetoric includes elements of supposed Satanism, just updated for 2017 with more pedophilia? The searching for common symbols and misinterpreting them is very reminiscent of SRA/Illumanti conspiracies, only with pedo symbolism instead of pyramids and 666s.

Not really. Satanic Panic actually had way more people and got to be more of a menace with their bullshit.

This is fringe loon Godlike Productions tier bullshit.
 
Grill is an intentional misspelling of the word girl used on 4Chan, and redheads are often described as "flame haired", therefore Burger King specialize in the trafficking of Little Orphan Annie lookalikes.

You're wrong, the flame thing is a complete over analysis. Now when you take into account that the item in question is beef and beef comes from cows and Hindus like cows that this whole operation is based in either India or San Jose. But a pleb like you could never figure that out.
 
Pizzagate confirmed because a pizza and a Catholic appeared in an Adam Sandler movie.

https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/2065035

"During the fake mass/sermon where the priest mocks the Bible, the camera pans behind the podium to reveal HE IS STANDING ON A HOT PIZZA. What the hell does this mean?"

"The eyebrow raising thing is that people can acknolwedge that every writer actor and producer in Hollywood is Jewish then post about PG symbolism in hollywood without appreciating that fact."

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"Now they're into star wars??? They seem like they were laughing straight at our faces. Just look at the image of a new star destroyer, which looks like pizza slice with crust... and a huge gun at the bottom that seems to be an erect penis. that's fucking disgusting "

https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/2083262

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All appearances of isosceles triangles now are code for pedophilia...

Yep, this is how you know the schizophrenics have chased the very last (relatively) sane person out.
 
Pizzagaters are freaking out over the last episode of Rick and Morty for "promoting pedophilla".

Morty is 14 years old. In the episode he hooks up with two adult women who know about his age and both say whatever and decide they will sleep with him.

(Youtube link removed I posted a new one) http://watchcartoonsonline.eu/watch/rick-and-morty-season-3-episode-6-rest-and-ricklaxation/

(people are aware)

One of the highest rated top comments says

So we're ALL GONNA ACT LIKE the two women Morty was with aren't pedophiles? Okay.

Go to 11:00

Morty comes up to woman at the bar after his High School crush thought he was being a weirdo.

Morty sees woman at the bar.

Morty: Ok here we go the evening continues

He approaches the woman and says "Ma'am Im afraid I got some bad news for you your money is no good here. Ill get the next round sir! (to bartender)

Woman: Aren't you a child?

Morty: Only in the ways that matter! I'm Morty

Woman:sigh Stacey

Morty:Ive been watching you drink Stacey. I get the feeling you have a hard job. I wonder what it takes to please you? Part time full time be good at it bad at it! I want to be promoted, fired, corner office, hostile work place accident. I'm on my knees Stacey, prayin! worshiping whatever you want!

Stacey: Ok fuck it

Next scene they get into a taxi and are shown making out. A 14 year old with an adult.

So standard plot goes on they ended up not having sex due to her getting stuck in a machine an evil Rick made. Before this at 12:40 Rick and Morty begin to have a struggle and she says "Is it wrong I think this is kind of hot?"

Skip to 20:50. Morty through that same machine has become confident enough to somehow land a Wall Street job and is dating another adult women. More plot occurs when his high school crush and rick come to save him from the Space spas machine effects.. He decides to tell the women Jacqueline what happened.

Morty:Jacqueline I'm not who I said I was

Jacqueline:You weren't a 14 year old boy from the Midwest who ran away from his family and capitalized on his lack of conscious by becoming a stock broker?

Morty: Oh. I guess I was up front about that

Jacqueline:You were up front about anything. You were my soulmate...

What the fuck. I was one of Rick and Morty's biggest fans am I the only one not seeing the blatant pedophile overtones? When I made a thread on Rick and Morty before people said Dan Harmon believed Pizzagate and was on our side. https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/2076692
Then I see stuff like this the past cartoon short he made Unbelievable Tales.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpejckQgpegYouTube

In it a man shits in a naked childs mouth at 1:35.

In the same clip Mr.Jelleybean comes home at 2:33 and has two kids tied up in the house. He tells the crying tied up kids "I want to let you go! I really really do! The time has come for me to dispose of you. I've had my sexual fill and I can't let allow your presence to distract me from my job as headwriter and host of the television show Unbelievable Tales! God forgive me!" He is then shown murdering the children by cutting off their faces and wearing the flesh on his face.

At 3:36 A boy sees a man playing with a yoyo and approaches him saying "wow thats walk the dog!" The man says "You got it! You rugrats sure love these yoyo tricks! You want to see a new trick I made myself? I promise I wont stick my dick in you" The boy says "ok mister" The man then stabs the boy and rapes him through the hole in his chest. The whole time creepy offbeat children's music is playing.

This is all the other Mr.Jellybean clips in one of the Rick and Morty episodes. He's the King who rapes many of the villages children and tries to rape Morty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdTUnCShXPcYouTube

In "Doc and Mharti" the original short inspiration for Rick and Morty Rick makes Morty lick Ricks balls to fix the car machine at 0:43, and 1:57 and at 3:28 telling Morty to go down on and jerk him off in order to save his life. The whole video is about Morty going down on Rick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfsg_eor5TM&t=2sYouTube

As someone who once loved the show fuck Rick and Morty and fuck Dan Harmon. People were saying he was on our side and believed in Pizzagate yet his show and past shorts are filled with child rape and murder and pedophilia. He also seems to have some sort of fetish for eating shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RunZxGfJw9IYouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeqX3TrP1W0YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8hZhVIBmPUYouTube (3:31)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpejckQgpegYouTube (1:35)

He talks about Pizzagate on one of his recent broadcasts. Go to 24:35. Then he sings a song he created called pedophilia after saying you sound like a pedophile for exposing Pizzagate at 25:30 http://www.harmontown.com/2017/06/episode-249-harmontown-from-id10t-fest/

https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/2091482
 
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