Plagued Pizzagate / Pedogate - Batshit Conspiracy Nuts Who See Pedos Everywhere

[Cosmos]

 

[Mostly Useless]

I appreciate a good gander at conspiracies as much as the next guy, but fuck me dead, this is reaching harder than sites that are coded entirely in HTML, have green text on a black background and a gif of Obama that flashes into Satan.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I appreciate a good gander at conspiracies as much as the next guy, but fuck me dead, this is reaching harder than sites that are coded entirely in HTML, have green text on a black background and a gif of Obama that flashes into Satan.

Now that you mention it, it might have had internet respectability if they'd called it Pizzacube instead of Pizzagate.

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

"Now Soros is clearly too old to be having kids of his own. Is it possible that he and others are paying for the blood of these children? Is it possible that Soros has his sperm in a cryobank? And different women are using it to have in vitro children as blood sources? And once they give birth, Soros has his people extract the children for blood harvesting?"

https://www.reddit.com/r/Operation_...gd/voat_children_with_extremely_rare_genetic/

Faggot and Fascist sound alike therefore all faggots are fascist:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Operation_...ght_experiment_for_historical_context_faggot/

"Looks like MKUltra and the Bearenstein Bears started around the same year. All of the Bearensteins stories are about having children behave and do what they're are told. They've been running this shit for years and probably decided to test out how successful they were on day. Maybe the small change is all part of a test to see if they can actually rewrite history and have us believe anything? We all know it was Bearenstein, but everything on the internet is Bearenstain, they're setting things up so they can rewrite history via the internet I'm guessing. It wouldn't be that hard (kind of hard but not with their resources) for a Google algorithm to go through all their pictures and change a letter."

https://www.reddit.com/r/Operation_...bearensteinbearenstain_a_cia_test_to_rewrite/

 

[The Great Chandler]

We need to salt nuke them by debunking them.

 

[KingGeedorah]

"Looks like MKUltra and the Bearenstein Bears started around the same year. All of the Bearensteins stories are about having children behave and do what they're are told. They've been running this shit for years and probably decided to test out how successful they were on day. Maybe the small change is all part of a test to see if they can actually rewrite history and have us believe anything? We all know it was Bearenstein, but everything on the internet is Bearenstain, they're setting things up so they can rewrite history via the internet I'm guessing. It wouldn't be that hard (kind of hard but not with their resources) for a Google algorithm to go through all their pictures and change a letter."

https://www.reddit.com/r/Operation_...bearensteinbearenstain_a_cia_test_to_rewrite/

Seems like the subfourm was banned. As well it should. These dumb faggots think that their inability to read a publishing date on the in fold of a children's book is evidence to topple the Government or the "Elite". What spergs.

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

Seems like the subfourm was banned. As well it should. These dumb faggots think that their inability to read a publishing date on the in fold of a children's book is evidence to topple the Government or the "Elite". What spergs.

How dare you don't believe in the vast left wing conspiracy?!

 

[Mostly Useless]

Well, you saw em folks. They got us. Shut it down, this is clearly srs business.

Bearnstein bears is clearly an enormous conspiracy lead by Kellogg's to shut down all trve American businesses, like McDonald's and KFC.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Loonies are salty about Alex Jones denying Pizzagate.

I guess he's a "Shill" now.

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

Well, you saw em folks. They got us. Shut it down, this is clearly srs business.

Bearnstein bears is clearly an enormous conspiracy lead by Kellogg's to shut down all trve American businesses, like McDonald's and KFC.

The real conspiracy is how they turned all those Es into As.

 

[AnOminous]

Loonies are salty about Alex denying Pizzagate.

I guess he's a "Shill" now.View attachment 160397

tfw Alex Jones is your idea of a normie

 

[José Mourinho]

Bearnstein bears is clearly an enormous conspiracy lead by Kellogg's to shut down all trve American businesses, like McDonald's and KFC.

And healthy eating is a lie created by the government too. Wake up sheeple McDonalds is clearly better

I'm surprised they're still on this Berenstain shit though.

 

[StarvingAutist]

When Alex Fucking Jones is telling you to chill out, you know you have to give up.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm surprised they're still on this Berenstain shit though.

That shit was a joke.

I guess we have the answer to the question of exactly how autistic do you have to be to take that seriously.

 

[StarvingAutist]

I honestly feel sorry for the people who run Comet Ping Pong.

They just wanted to serve gourmet pizza with ping pong and live performances from cool indie bands. Then, out of the blue, a bunch of internet weirdos accuse them of being devil-worshiping government pedophiles and try to ruin their business, for the crime of Physically Being In The Same Place As A Lot Of Politicians.

I mean, if you're going after D.C. area restaurants, you should go after Ben's Chili Bowl because they let Bill Cosby and the Obamas eat there for free. Obviously, some shady shit must be going down there.

/sneed

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

Joking aside, things like this might come back to bite the Republicans. A big part of their victory was that compared to the SJW that the Democrats were too friendly with they looked like mature, non-crazy adults. Shit like this though makes them look crazy and stupid just like the birthers made them look in 08.

 

[MW 002]

When Alex Fucking Jones is telling you to chill out, you know you have to give up.

Thats just beyond exceptional.

 

[kcbbq]

Joking aside, things like this might come back to bite the Republicans. A big part of their victory was that compared to the SJW that the Democrats were too friendly with they looked like mature, non-crazy adults. Shit like this though makes them look crazy and stupid just like the birthers made them look in 08.

The left made this type of accusation first, with the same type of conspiracy theories a few decades ago. Thatcher was covering up a satanic pedo ring based in (IIRC) Nebraska serving conservative leaders like George H W Bush and half of Europe. If you live in a blue enough area to attract the loonies left it was spergery on about during the election of both Bushes and even later. The main claim was made by an employee of Boy's Town that they were supplying kids to these people through someone running a credit union.

The Wikipedia page on it is far less histrionic than pizzagate's right now because of all of the fighting the good fight going on, which has died away from the Franklin one, but there are people who try (as recently as this year).

Pedo ring claims like this happen a few times a century, I imagine.

EDIT: Pizzagate is so half-assed compared to Franklin. No satanic rituals, no mutilation, no cannibalism. Just pedo. They lack edginess.

 

[KingGeedorah]

The left made this type of accusation first, with the same type of conspiracy theories a few decades ago. Thatcher was covering up a satanic pedo ring based in (IIRC) Nebraska serving conservative leaders like George H W Bush and half of Europe. If you live in a blue enough area to attract the loonies left it was spergery on about during the election of both Bushes and even later. The main claim was made by an employee of Boy's Town that they were supplying kids to these people through someone running a credit union.

The Wikipedia page on it is far less histrionic than pizzagate's right now because of all of the fighting the good fight going on, which has died away from the Franklin one, but there are people who try (as recently as this year).

Pedo ring claims like this happen a few times a century, I imagine.

EDIT: Pizzagate is so half-assed compared to Franklin. No satanic rituals, no mutilation, no cannibalism. Just pedo. They lack edginess.

Maybe autistic people just like stealing other peoples ideas? Remember Sonichu? Pizzagate is the collective autism of an entire generation.

 

[Mostly Useless]

So Colbert did a piece on Pizzagate, and I was taking a gander at some of the comments on Youtube and oh boy.

Spoiler: Pure, undulated autism.