Plausible Events?

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Highlights of OPL's 2013 Season

  • * He'll get a job.

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  • * He'll be charged with indecent exposure or something else that would put him on a sex offender reg

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  • * He'll whip out a newfangled version of the Attraction Sign and loiter some more.

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  • * He'll start making videos again (Maybe continue the Calling Out Saga?).

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  • * He'll abandon Tomgirlism.

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  • * He'll up the ante on his Tomgirlism, insisting that he IS a woman.

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  • * He'll get kicked out of Chez Chandler and end up either homeless or in a group home.

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  • * He'll hire another prostitute.

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  • * He'll BECOME a prostitute!

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  • * Sonichu #12.

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LordCustos3

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Which of the following events do you think are liable/likely to happen with OPL in the next 12 months?

INB4 "He'll shit himself and play more vidya..." :roll:

You can choose up to three events.
 
I wonder how him entering the women bathroom may be view? After all he not really Transgendered ....
 
Either something that would put him on a sex offender registry, 14 Branchland Court catching fire, or both.
 
serdog said:
I wonder how him entering the women bathroom may be view? After all he not really Transgendered ....
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People would just assume he's transgendered, unless they investigate.
 
I said he'll become a sex offender and try the attraction sign again.

I can almost guarantee he won't try to get a job. I also seriously doubt he'll make new videos, start on Sonichu again or that he'll insist he's a woman. While not entirely impossible, I don't think he'll be homeless this year, either. I don't think I have to comment on Hooker Chris :lol:

I think it's very possible he'll abandon the tomgirl stuff and possibly celebrate his parole expiring by hiring a prostitute, and with Chris's luck, he'll be caught in a prostitution sting and go to jail.
 
The loneliness will make him try to hire another hooker. (I don't think that the first one would want more of his "soo big and good" :pickle: )
 
The only thing I realistically see him doing is whining on facebook about how much stress running errands for his mother causes and asking why he still can't find a sweetheart. That and/or another attempt to either enter that the Game Place or an attempt to contact Mike to plead/demand to lift the perma-ban on him.
 
Chris has no gumption anymore. He learned the hard way that the interweb plays for keeps, so he's not going to put any more personal info on the net other than occasional whiny Facebook updates and homo-bashing.

I only voted that he'll loiter and abandon the Tomgirl idea, because those are the only two options that I can feasibly see of Chris in the next year. Tomgirl hasn't landed him any china, so he'll place that in the same dustbin as God and Santa.
 
Abandoning tomgirlism is the only thing on the list that's in his nature, because it involves doing less things.
He'll continue to loiter in McD's and the mall to escape Barb, but I doubt he'll carry signs again. He specifically used the sign as "troll bait" when he fooled us all into going to Fashion Square, so I think he's done with that.
 
once barb goes, he's gonna trade 14 branchland for magic beans
 
Just the fact that he looks like what you'd expect a sex offender to look like (especially in his latest profile pictures) is enough to convince me that he'll inevitably be forced to register as one. Though I imagine it'll be the end result of his usual idiocy such as him going into the womens' washroom again, only this time he goes in unintentionally following a young girl while her parents are watching after her nearby. Just imagine the hilarity that'll ensue from there.
 
He might let slip that he thinks he's a woman and abandon Tomgirlism right after realizing that. Then he will try to live in the past thinking he can "overwrite past problems" and attempt to fit in with a group of teens or something and inevitably get charged as a sex offender when he hangs around them too much and then shows up at one of their houses wanting to sleep over.
 
The only one there that I actually think is plausible is Chris getting kicked out of Branchland Municipal Landfill.
Chris will continue to have his hair long and will continue to wear women's clothing (the muscle bra anyone?) and going full woman is admitting he's as straight as his duck.
I doubt he'll become a prozzy again, not after the prank call, neither will he hire one, that's important vidya and CLEAN, UNCRAPPED BRIEFS money.
Sonichu and videos are too much effort and cause too much of da stress.
The sex offender thing is possible, but I can see Chris using his autism as an excuse and getting off scot-free. However he'd need a good lawyer and I doubt Bell will work pro bono with the adult autistic child again.

As for Chris getting a job? Pfft!
 
I'm pretty sure that he's stopped giving a fuck about tomgirlism (or he's at least losing interest in it right now), so that's a plausable event.
I'm not so sure about him being arrested again. I know he's stupid, but would he really be stupid enough to get in trouble with the LLLLLAAAWWW again?
Who am I kidding, of course he is.
 
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