Play Devil's Advocate for a Cow

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Dayton Hypernova is being held against his will by his evil conservative transphobic parents. Everyday his equally bigoted brother and sister beats him. On top of that he nearly bleeds to death from his psoriasis, He is starved and tortured. His only solace is to make videos in the hopes that someone will rescue him. This beautiful soul has so much potential as musician and as a fashion designer.
 
John Bulla is just some random schizo (and sex offender) who should have been institutionalised sooner. Better he gets the help he needs sooner than sticks around Tweeting nonsense, even if it's very amusing.
 
democon said:
Chris was an autist who sought for acceptance online and became trusting of the worst types of people, his parents, mostly Barb, didn't do shit to raise him properly
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CivilianOfTheFandomWars said:
Chris-Chan is not a flapping re.tard, but rather a tragic tale. He merely wanted to find love, but his upbringing and autism didn’t give him the social skills normies take for granted. So he reacted in the only way he knew how, art.
He looked at the things that brought him joy in life and settled upon Sonic and Pokemon, and decided combining them would bring the most joy to people’s life’s. And if he brought joy, others would give him the love he so desired. After all, who can blame a man for desiring to be loved?
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We've heard this about a million times. There are cows with more tragic tales than a fat man-child, who has been coddled by everyone around him and treated like some God. Amberlynn for instance, it's truly a miracle she's alive. Not because she's fat, but because she was abandoned and abused by everyone around her. I don't even think she's an authentic lesbian, she's probably been touched by so many of her stephathers that she's fearful of straight men.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
We've heard this about a million times. There are cows with more tragic tales than a fat man-child, who has been coddled by everyone around him and treated like some God. Amberlynn for instance, it's truly a miracle she's alive. Not because she's fat, but because she was abandoned and abused by everyone around her. I don't even think she's an authentic lesbian, she's probably been touched by so many of her stephathers that she's fearful of straight men.
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He said devils advocate, not “who’s secretly a good person.”
 
Digibro did literally nothing wrong.
 
It's Mumkey's life and it's now or never. He ain't gonna live forever.
 
Tommie Jayne Tooter is a strong beautiful woman who has been set up by the CIA. She has done nothing wrong and just wants to play her music.
 
Noah Antwiler is just under a lot of stress the last few years, and has acted out not due to his over-inflated ego, but instead because of long standing mental conditions made worse by his professional and private life.
Just give him enough time away from the limelight, and I'm sure Spoony will once again produce good content and NOT waste his days flooding Twitter . 😸

I can't say that with out smirking, sorry.
 
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EvaXephon is actually an undiagnosed re.tard and therefore is not responsible for his actions.
 
DSP is a mad cunt genius his critics are the ones making him relevant and giving him money by drawing more attention to him and he knows it.
 
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Kelly Ronahan actually has a super duper rare disease that eats her legs, but it causes her to act like a munchie because it moved to her brain long ago.
 
DSP is not a lolcow, he's a financially succesful let's-player whose style is playing badly and offering humorous reactions. People who try to troll or lolcowize him are just helping his business by giving him more exposure.
 
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