Please approve my post on cwc's thread - I'll be good

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Should Waterman neck himself?

  • Yes

    Votes: 117 31.3%

  • No, he should do a flip instead

    Votes: 75 20.1%

  • No, he's got some shotgun mouthwash with his name on it

    Votes: 54 14.4%

  • Waterman will 9/11 eventually under Kengle's tutelage

    Votes: 128 34.2%
  • Total voters
    374
yawning sneasel said:
Seriously tho, all you need to do is photoshop kengle's fat head onto homer here and it looks like canon. Kenny wants to replace Waterdad.
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Great, now I can't get the thought of Kengle/Waterman fanfiction as read by Bob out of my head.

Thanks for that
 
William Elliot Waterman said:
Fine, I'll use the male pronouns for you guys.

If you don't condone Jessica Quin's actions, I'm sorry to say that the threat of harassment and ridicule is counter-productive if it's supposed to be punishment. Garnering vitriol is what they live for, and they have no interest in being treated with respect by the communities they tailor to. It's apparent the line between troll and cyber-bully is blurred here. Jessica's a troll/cyber-bully to Chris, and a troll to the rest of us. Making threads and posts in relation to JQuinn is feeding the troll. If the troll sees no response to what they do, they'll be disappointed when there's no payoff. This, unfortunately, leans on the Slippery Slope logical fallacy— it is still possible for trolls to keep trying after they've been ignored; however, if they never see a reaction, they'll never win. Ignoring their existence is the best punishment to what they're doing. If someone comes forward with a dump of messages between Cwc and JQuin, don't release it, and all that work the troll did will have gone to waste. Giving them any acknowledgment will encourage more to come to get the same satisfaction, again, and again, and again.

I realize what I'm saying is "don't update the cwcki with troll sagas," and that can't be a popular suggestion. Chris does a good job of giving the trolls a snack on his own, but if you want them barred out of an all-you-can-eat buffet, I don't know what else to tell you.

Some of you are saying that cyber-bullying isn't wrong or illegal, and depending on what the action is, I can see that. I don't think making fake accounts, pretending to get hacked, and blaming it on kiwifarms should be illegal, but, to use a commander keen filter for profanity— it's garg. It reinforces cwc's misconception that you're out to harm him, and that's not the case, is it? I think your only intent is to observe Chris left to his own devices, and that generous gift package after the fire was a positive gesture. This Quinn character has shown that they do not care about kiwifarms by using it as an easy distraction for him. That's a low blow, because it looked like cwc has been warming up to his true "fanbase" lately, and in one act of garg, you've been relegated back to Teh Ebil Twolls to be cursed with misfortunes.

I've seen a lot of comments that Anna and I are enablers, or actively bad for Chris. I can't pretend to be completely guilt-free in this, but the grim reality is, nobody can help someone that doesn't want to help themselves. Chris does not listen to what he doesn't want to hear. What he does listen to is how to make a living from drawing Sonichu, and it's a way to make him feel like he has a job doing something that makes him happy. When he wants more from his life than that, he's in for a world of disappointment when it's obvious that he'll be forced to make an effort for it. I'm not a miracle worker, and Anna said it's not her job to make Chris improve, but if it's someone's job here to be a professional miracle worker, I welcome advice, or assistance, or something, but I can't make promises. And I don't even mean that as some sarcastic challenge; it's fairly obvious that Chris needs nothing less than miracles. Anna has made it clear that she has zero interest in Kiwifarms, and Chris, well, that thread of his is all you need to see.

I don't want to single out whoever PM'd me, so I won't show it unless they want it to be seen. All I can say is it really didn't confirm anything and upon asking him about it, it was really just self-assessed conjecture from an observer.
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Kiwifarms isn't the Chris-chan babysitting club, maybe you should just tell him he's too autistic to know if he's being catfished so stick to real life encounters?
 
Hi @William Elliot Waterman. I have no idea why I'm typing this, as my wrists are on fire from hauling heavy shit around all day so Hurricane Ophelia doesn't come and rearrange it all while I'm busy browsing about spergs on the internet.

You're a fucking moron. For starters, you are the textbook definition of a ween. You are a person who has devoted considerable effort, resources and time (at least four years worth, probably more) towards ineptly pestering Chris in such utterly asinine ways that even he can see through you like a glass wall. You have vacillated between cringe-worthy virtue-signalling and pathetic bragging seemingly at random, simultaneously attempting to ingratiate yourself with the 'elite cabal of professional CWC trolls' while publicly proclaiming your stand against them. You are a pathetic little rodent who is either blissfully ignorant of his own double standards or so genuinely mentally retarded that you are incapable of comprehending the stupidity of your actions.

To compound your blatant failings in life, you have not only fixated on influencing the activities of a man who routinely shits himself, but also engaged in meaningless pissing-contents with people who barely acknowledge your existence. Your 'feud' with Alec is just one ridiculous example, and your 'omg guys I could totally out one or more of you in a scandalous way but I'm such a cool and awesome dude who is totally humble as well I won't do it' comments in this very thread illustrate your continued inability to shut the FUCK UP in situations where you are at an intellectual disadvantage. Although I'd imagine that if you did spontaneously manifest that ability, you'd most likely spend the rest of your life wearing a ball-gag.

Now, it's easy for you to say 'but I've been helping Pristine Christine! I've given her money! I'm a loyal, true & honest fan with only her best interests at heart!' But let's be honest; that's fucking bullshit and you know it. You're the worse sort of ween; an enabler who constantly prods and attempts to manipulate a cow in the hopes that they'll do something retarded for you to crow about behind their back. You would be deemed genuinely malicious by this community if you were not so execrably bad at A-logging that you somehow manage to be called out by the legendary pants-shitter himself.

To emphasize this point even harder; you compare unfavorably to the guy who had phone-sex with ADF and attempted to get him stranded in the middle of nowhere. Your financial enabling has only made Chris even more entitled and irresponsible, furthering his delusions that he can do nothing and get away with it. Any tiny shred of sympathy or genuine desire to help Chris that you might have is at odds with your constant narcissistic attention-seeking and useless armchair psychology.

In summation, you've wrecked any potential reputation you might've had within this community. You accuse us of cyber-bullying and harassment while doing worse yourself. You are hypocritical, short sighted and fucking exceptional on every level. Congratulations, Watermelon. You've earned your place in Christory. Now crawl back into the fucking black pit of autism from whence you came.
 
Anyone spending more than 3 seconds replying to Waterboy is a tard. He wants attention. Neck yourselves too.
 
@William Elliot Waterman This entire thread screams "Notice me, senpai!" We don't care about you, Waterman. You're some wannabe troll whose master plan was to whiteknight Chris to get him to listen to you so you could control the content. But Chris is too dense to bite. You literally had to announce your trolling plan because you were too stupid to realize that not even a sweetheart can stop Chris acting like Chris. He'll still post the same stuff, bitch about the trolls, and feed his ego. The fact that you had to out yourself as a troll to get any reaction proves that you're just as retarded as Chris.

At least Chris is amusing.
 
Forever Sunrise said:
To emphasize this point even harder; you compare unfavorably to the guy who had phone-sex with ADF and attempted to get him stranded in the middle of nowhere.
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tbh that would have been funny if he'd succeeded at it.
 
William Elliot Waterman said:
Fine, I'll use the male pronouns for you guys.

If you don't condone Jessica Quin's actions, I'm sorry to say that the threat of harassment and ridicule is counter-productive if it's supposed to be punishment. Garnering vitriol is what they live for, and they have no interest in being treated with respect by the communities they tailor to. It's apparent the line between troll and cyber-bully is blurred here. Jessica's a troll/cyber-bully to Chris, and a troll to the rest of us. Making threads and posts in relation to JQuinn is feeding the troll. If the troll sees no response to what they do, they'll be disappointed when there's no payoff. This, unfortunately, leans on the Slippery Slope logical fallacy— it is still possible for trolls to keep trying after they've been ignored; however, if they never see a reaction, they'll never win. Ignoring their existence is the best punishment to what they're doing. If someone comes forward with a dump of messages between Cwc and JQuin, don't release it, and all that work the troll did will have gone to waste. Giving them any acknowledgment will encourage more to come to get the same satisfaction, again, and again, and again.

I realize what I'm saying is "don't update the cwcki with troll sagas," and that can't be a popular suggestion. Chris does a good job of giving the trolls a snack on his own, but if you want them barred out of an all-you-can-eat buffet, I don't know what else to tell you.

Some of you are saying that cyber-bullying isn't wrong or illegal, and depending on what the action is, I can see that. I don't think making fake accounts, pretending to get hacked, and blaming it on kiwifarms should be illegal, but, to use a commander keen filter for profanity— it's garg. It reinforces cwc's misconception that you're out to harm him, and that's not the case, is it? I think your only intent is to observe Chris left to his own devices, and that generous gift package after the fire was a positive gesture. This Quinn character has shown that they do not care about kiwifarms by using it as an easy distraction for him. That's a low blow, because it looked like cwc has been warming up to his true "fanbase" lately, and in one act of garg, you've been relegated back to Teh Ebil Twolls to be cursed with misfortunes.

I've seen a lot of comments that Anna and I are enablers, or actively bad for Chris. I can't pretend to be completely guilt-free in this, but the grim reality is, nobody can help someone that doesn't want to help themselves. Chris does not listen to what he doesn't want to hear. What he does listen to is how to make a living from drawing Sonichu, and it's a way to make him feel like he has a job doing something that makes him happy. When he wants more from his life than that, he's in for a world of disappointment when it's obvious that he'll be forced to make an effort for it. I'm not a miracle worker, and Anna said it's not her job to make Chris improve, but if it's someone's job here to be a professional miracle worker, I welcome advice, or assistance, or something, but I can't make promises. And I don't even mean that as some sarcastic challenge; it's fairly obvious that Chris needs nothing less than miracles. Anna has made it clear that she has zero interest in Kiwifarms, and Chris, well, that thread of his is all you need to see.

I don't want to single out whoever PM'd me, so I won't show it unless they want it to be seen. All I can say is it really didn't confirm anything and upon asking him about it, it was really just self-assessed conjecture from an observer.
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nigga u gay
 
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