Please approve my post on cwc's thread - I'll be good

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Should Waterman neck himself?

  • Yes

    Votes: 117 31.3%

  • No, he should do a flip instead

    Votes: 75 20.1%

  • No, he's got some shotgun mouthwash with his name on it

    Votes: 54 14.4%

  • Waterman will 9/11 eventually under Kengle's tutelage

    Votes: 128 34.2%
  • Total voters
    374
neural said:
I don't think that happened.. Off the top of my head, Chris ridiculed his OC in his comic (Bananasaurus or whatever, there's a Wikia page for it), and also ridiculed his requested fanfic. He also appropriated his hairstyle for 2 years..

Oh, and he probably is the 1st person to be unfriended by Chris on FB. He was later refriended, but I don't know how much he groveled for Chris's forgiveness..

I believe @Marvin & especially @Alec Benson Leary can help you more..
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Pretty sure @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt was the first person to get unfriended by Chris.....and the first to buy himself back in, only to be unfriended again and buy his way back again
Thus proving watermelon is the poor man's kengle
 
neural said:
I believe @Marvin & especially @Alec Benson Leary can help you more..
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Watermelon is a sperg who lives in his mom's attic in Maine and will forever be working on his community college transcript, no more able to reach that graduation than Tantalus is able to drink from a receding lake of water. He either is pretending to be on Chris's side and tries to use it to get party cred from trolls and the farms, or really is on Chris's side and tries to fuck with us to help Chris; whichever it is he is incompetent at it, owing largely to an inability to recognize that other people see through his kindergarten-level subterfuge that rivals Chris's itself. A couple years ago he tried to honeypot me personally but I chose to rustle his insecure jimmies a bit and he sperged at me hardcore. And you should read it because he's a hilarious trainwreck.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
Watermelon is a sperg who lives in his mom's attic in Maine and will forever be working on his community college transcript, no more able to reach that graduation than Tantalus is able to drink from a receding lake of water. He either is pretending to be on Chris's side and tries to use it to get party cred from trolls and the farms, or really is on Chris's side and tries to fuck with us to help Chris; whichever it is he is incompetent at it, owing largely to an inability to recognize that other people see through his kindergarten-level subterfuge that rivals Chris's itself. A couple years ago he tried to honeypot me personally but I chose to rustle his insecure jimmies a bit and he sperged at me hardcore. And you should read it because he's a hilarious trainwreck.
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From your response and that hilarious exchange, it seems I was right on the money.

Watermelon wants to be more than a nobody living up in Maine, so he figures that Chris is his ticket for whatever reason. What makes this more idiotic than it is already is the fact that viking boy is equally inept at being a friend or a troll, so he keeps flip-flopping between the two.. Even @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt is at least consistent about wanting to be Chris's exclusive wrangler (Though he's no less inept at it, either).
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
I don't think he ever did, or if he did no one cared.
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I am guessing in your case, he planned on trolling you somehow so he can claim friend credit to Chris and troll him.. or something..

I honestly don't get what drives him to act that way.. There's some degree of moral value in wrangling Chris on the down low with nothing to gain from it but good karma. There's also some degree of internet cred for being a skilled troll and getting brand new content out of a mostly-milked tard.

Both are impossible, but I get why some people strive to do either for whatever reasons they have.

He somehow chooses to do neither and both at the same time.. Like he is a terrible friend and even worse troll, and he's very open about it being for internet fame. He is literally the Schrodinger of Autism if you think about it.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
I don't think he ever did, or if he did no one cared.
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I think like a day or two after that chat he posted on Facebook that he was "the new Gatekeeper to Chris content" and that we had to keep him happy or something like that. I'm pretty sure that was posted around the same time of the the chat. Either way you really pissed him off good there.

Edit: It was actually to weeks according to the CWCki. Unfortunately there's no screenshot of his post.
 
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trueandhonestfan said:
I think like a day or two after that chat he posted on Facebook that he was "the new Gatekeeper to Chris content" and that we had to keep him happy or something like that. You really pissed him off good there.
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He probably did. He likes his impotent threats. There was another around the same point where he he was on Chris's facebook and accused Kim of lying about her identity and ominously declared "we're going to have lots of fun" like he's the bad guy from Saw, but then nothing came of it and he wilted away.

I remember he specifically accused Kim of using a false user pic, despite that Kim's pic was obviously just a random chun li cosplayer. It was similar to him harping at me about going to school while making asperchu. He gets hung up on little things that don't matter but acts like he's discovered a scandalous clue.
 
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trueandhonestfan said:
I think like a day or two after that chat he posted on Facebook that he was "the new Gatekeeper to Chris content" and that we had to keep him happy or something like that. I'm pretty sure that was posted around the same time of the the chat. Either way you really pissed him off good there.

Edit: It was actually to weeks according to the CWCki. Unfortunately there's no screenshot of his post.
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Was that the time he claimed to be in control of Chris, and Chris blocked him for it? That was hilarious...

Alec Benson Leary said:
He probably did. He liked his impotent threats. There was another around the same point where he he was on Chris's facebook and accused Kim of lying about her identity and ominously declared "we're going to have lots of fun" like he's the bad guy from Saw, but then nothing came of it and he wilted away.

I remember he specifically accused Kim of using a false user pic, despite that Kim's pic was obviously just a random chun li cosplayer. It was similar to him harping at me about going to school while making asperchu. He gets hung up on little things that don't matter but acts like he's discovered a scandalous clue.
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I think he gets that from Anna, who has also accused Kim before of being a troll.

But Watermelon seems like he takes alot of the CWCki as pure fact, your page in particular is written in a subtly sarcastic tone, so it is not easy for one to immediately discern that it is so, so it doesn't surprise me that he took it entirely at face value.

BTW, I am leaning towards her not being a purely online troll, or at least not being considered as one by Chris, since he hasn't blocked her despite getting a lot of real talk from her on multiple occasions (Which as we all know he doesn't respond well to).
 
neural said:
But Watermelon seems like he takes alot of the CWCki as pure fact
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I told Chris I was going to school and working like 2 jobs and establishing the asperchu cinematic universe all at once. Watermelon took this as straight gospel, not noticing I said it in a prank phone call created to entertain fellow trolls. But if he could just provide evidence of what everyone else already understood then by god he'd crack the case.

I bet Watermelon also thinks Jackie was a real person and that I truly am a horribly stereotypical black guy who obsessively collects toy boats, too.
 
It's been a while since I checked on this thread.
Get necked?
You want me to get necked?
I'm not sure I heard you right. Could you repeat that?
Ah, gotcha. If you keep repeating yourself like that, you might start sounding more like a pokémon than a forum administrator.
Well, alright. Here goes.
I'm getting necked.
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Bring my post back. You're ruining the lulz for everyone (and you can't just mod however you want on a forum with any kind of justice in it).
 
You can't get rid of it. I saved it forever. (see: typenull.zip)

I'll stop giving cwc patreon and promise to continue to not give cwc patreon for as long as null grants me my own profile-editing privileges.
 
William Elliot Waterman said:
It's been a while since I checked on this thread.
Get necked?
You want me to get necked?
I'm not sure I heard you right. Could you repeat that?
Ah, gotcha. If you keep repeating yourself like that, you might start sounding more like a pokémon than a forum administrator.
Well, alright. Here goes.
I'm getting necked.
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How's the family repair shop business going for you?
 
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