Please do not mention anime on @null's website - Satan/Kirito/Son of Nothing /Bastard Samurai/Big Bad Fish memorial thread

You can sit and stew and be angry and whatever, I don't care.

Chatbanned users are only banned from sending messages in chat. I can turn off reading (I wrote the mod, I know how it works), but my intention is not to stop you from seeing chat, only continuing to instigate me on my own site in a way I'm hard pressed to ignore. I tried to ignore you before, and I would have ignored this thread. You're clearly just going to keep tagging me until I get annoyed with you clogging my alerts and ban you for it, then you can say to your friends "look I'm an epic troll I got banned for epic trolling null".

So to take the games out of it, I'll give you five more @s to say your piece. This includes notifications from posting on my profile.
 
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Before committing suicide by cop remember cops have feelings too. Do the decent thing and kill yourself someplace where natural mummification happens so you get found in a couple of thousand years' time. Bring some cool stuff with you to intrigue future archeologists. There's a decent chance that archival CD-Rs might be readable.

A bit of searching brings up this

https://www.earthfacts.com/evolution-and-life/natural-mummification/
Natural mummification is the process by which the skin and organs of a deceased person or animal are preserved, without the introduction of chemicals by humans. Natural mummification is typically caused by extreme cold, arid conditions, or lack of oxygen. Naturally preserved mummies have been found deposited in deserts, buried in oxygen-poor peat bogs, and frozen in glaciers.

Dry environments have desiccated and preserved human remains around the globe. For example, the hot sands of China’s Taklimakan Desert mummified the remains of people interred there 3,000 years ago. Archaeologists also found a set of partially-mummified remains buried in Spirit Cave near Fallon, Nevada, in 1940. The remains are more than 9,400 years old.

The Chinchorro people who lived near Chile’s Atacama Desert likely noticed this effect, and began to take advantage of it 7,000-8,000 years ago. The Chinchorro mummified bodies by removing the muscles and inserting sticks and clay or vegetation. They covered the faces with clay masks, and often painted the bodies.
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Seems like you need somewhere which is extremely dry, extremely cold, or oxygen-free to stand a chance of post mortem mummification.
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
Before committing suicide by cop remember cops have feelings too. Do the decent thing and kill yourself someplace where natural mummification happens so you get found in a couple of thousand years' time. Bring some cool stuff with you to intrigue future archeologists. There's a decent chance that archival CD-Rs might be readable.

A bit of searching brings up this

https://www.earthfacts.com/evolution-and-life/natural-mummification/


Seems like you need somewhere which is extremely dry, extremely cold, or oxygen-free to stand a chance of post mortem mummification.
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What?
 
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Null said:
You can sit and stew and be angry and whatever, I don't care.

Chatbanned users are only banned from sending messages in chat. I can turn off reading (I wrote the mod, I know how it works), but my intention is not to stop you from seeing chat, only continuing to instigate me on my own site in a way I'm hard pressed to ignore. I tried to ignore you before, and I would have ignored this thread. You're clearly just going to keep tagging me until I get annoyed with you clogging my alerts and ban you for it, then you can say to your friends "look I'm an epic troll I got banned for epic trolling null".

So to take the games out of it, I'll give you five more @s to say your piece. This includes notifications from posting on my profile.
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You have the most tender ass of any of the autistic people I've kicked since I joined this website.
@Null @Null @Null @Null @Null
There's your 5 @'s nigger
 
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@Kirito, so all that arguing, all the cool kids club seal clapping about pm chains and stickers, all that chimping out about "embarrassing users that give the site a bad name," and in the end you guys were the massively embarrassing faggots like everyone kept saying.

Funny how that works out.
 
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also lmao @ @Null asking his discord circlejerk how to punish the guy who implied he wasnt god. I told you he was hiding there
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The 8 Of Spades said:
@Kirito, so all that arguing, all the cool kids club seal clapping about pm chains and stickers, all that chimping out about "embarrassing users that give the site a bad name," and in the end you guys were the massively embarrassing faggots like everyone kept saying.

Funny how that works out.
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Well clearly people are still butthurt over that since they keep bringing it back up.
 
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