Please, your omnipotent. Have mercy!

[ShahOfIran1979]

Duke Onkled is begging for mercy. Every Kiwi in this thread must list one thing the Duke must do to gain our mercy.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Show feet.

 

[neurotardvirgin]

AFTER YOU SCRUB MAH PINGAS (IN THE MORNING~) THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT MERCY, TAKE HIM AWAY!!!

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Still no idea what's for dinner.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jmIAM-hnEjQ

Classic humor kids these days can't understand. 17 years ago....

The Gauntlet is one of those gays.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

After you've swept all the threads in the Spergatory THEN we can talk about being unbanned from the Beauty Parlor!

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

scrub scrub scrub

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

RUB ALL THE DICKS IN HYRULE

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Still no idea what's for dinner.


Classic humor kids these days can't understand. 17 years ago....

The Gauntlet is one of those gays.

We'll have LOTSA SPAGHETTI for dinner! Come on, Luigi!

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

 

[BigMan13]

Catch a larger crab than Anutu.

 

[Termina]

duke onkled needs to find the princess, who is in one of the seven koopa hotels

 

[Ventrue]

Strive for peace and send Link for pizza.

 

[natsukashii]

Partipicate in a drag race.