Plushophiles - Just when you thought your childhood's molestation was bad enough already...

[BlueArmedDevil]

Eh, at least they aren't touching kids.

 

[Captain Smollett]

Folks, if you've been around the internet and furries long enough, you probably think you've seen it all. Inflationists, pedos, zoos, toonophiles, baby and diaperfurs, Nazi furs, pedo Nazi diaperfurs; you'd think at some point, despite all attempts to keep digging via shovels and dragon dildo-tipped pikaxes, they would hit some form of bedrock with their degeneracy.

...to which I say, let me introduce you poor deluded fucks to the plushophiles.

Yes, plushophiles! When you were a kid, did you have a beloved stuffed animal? Something soft and fuzzy to make you feel safe and loved after daddy gave you a taste of his belt every night? Well I sure hope you burned that shit or let it rot in a landfill somewhere, because god knows that'd be a better fate than ending up in the possession of one of these people.

Spoiler: I keep screaming, but God doesn't answer.

This one was being advertised as "life-sized and ready to have a strategically placed hole installed once the kids weren't around". This thing, as well as smaller fucktoys, were around actual children.

For the uninformed, a plushophile looks at what should be a beloved children's toy and source of comfort and decides it's the sexiest thing since canine dick knots. To the point that there is in fact a market for these people to have custom toys made for them with the infamous strategically placed hole or appendage, depending on whether you prefer to stuff your toy or get stuffed by them.

Spoiler: And yes, they really do come in both varieties.

Of course, if you can't afford to get your very own customized plushie to violate, secondhand violation of someone else's works too! Plushophiles can often be found pawing through bargain bins and donation places, looking for their perfect fucktoy that might have been contributed by some well-meaning parent after their kid's gotten too old or too bored for it, or lurking auction houses for discontinued/collectible ones being sold by Disney collectors and the like. Some of the most popular ones include Simba/general Lion King ones, Stitch of Lilo and Stitch, Meeko of Pochahantas, and of course more recently, My Little Pony.

Spoiler: Their eyes say 'why'?

BUT WHY STOP THERE! There's folks with this fetish who not only want to fuck stuffed animals, but want to become stuffed animals themselves and end up being fucktoys to other plushophiles!

Spoiler: Not soulless and lifeless-looking enough, 0/10 can't fap to this.

This one even comes with a story!

Spoiler: "Seed-Spewing 'n Seam-Busting"

It was at the height of Eeyore's orgasm - a chunk-addled torrent of condensed sperm so thick that he felt it frothing up against his brain - that Tigger felt his little moment of clarity. Up until that point he'd been ravenously.... what's the word? 'Horny?' The notion had never occurred to him before, being a neutered stuffed animal and all that. Still, that strange light; the squirming; the... 'infestation,' yes. He remembered that, if only briefly. Something out in the forest had entered his body; made him firm; made him whole; made him 'horny'. A foreign parasite eager to witness the breeding habits of this planet, even if it had mistaken its curious non-breeding body for something suitable.

The rest of the parasite spread easily enough. Throwing himself onto his fellow denizens; filling them; corrupting them. An entire night's worth of orgiastic mindlessness with seams popping 'n semen boiling from... organs? Did they have organs now? It's unclear; they certainly still seemed to be stuffed with fluff. Few seemed to be as stuffed, eager, and uncharacteristically brutal as Eeyore, though. Seems like he had a lot of pent-up 'love' to give; what better recipient than someone so bouncy, trouncy, flouncy and pouncy? All the better to hop; clench; grind; breed!

Still, a small twinge of regret pierced his thoughts the moment he felt himself filling, the sound of snapping threads and gurgling semen-soaked fluff spluttering 'n building up inside of his half-plush body drowning out the obnoxious 'n bassy tones of the over-hung donkey just beneath. Pop! Pop, pop-pop! A gurgling wet roar of clotted half-sperm 'n half-fluff retches out of his mouth, drenching Eeyore in layers upon layers of their mingled mass. Perhaps he had overdone it - just a little.

Good examples of this sort of phenomenon include our Twilight Sparkle-loving buddy Jin and even former forum member sbm1990, whose pictures and video of him fucking his "Roxy" plush could almost rival Chris' "Julay".

And now, some links!

-Reddit community for plushophiles. Features a Discord and Skype group!
-Their "NSFW" subreddit.
-WikiFur entry on Plushophilia
-A major community site for plushophiles that's apparently been in operation forever now (NOTE: It doesn't let you access the site unless you register, unfortunately. Any nuggets of lulz will have to be milked by braver souls with throwaway accounts.)
-A horribly coded plushophile forum...guess who's a member?
-And finally, for shits and giggles, a TMZ article about how porn site Clips4Sale approached Seth MacFarlane asking him if they could make porn of Ted, that movie of his with the living vulgar teddybear.

Spoiler: And one classic plushophile horror for the road.

It's my first thread, please be gentle senpai...

WELL-
Time to find my pills.

 

[Cake Farts]

I wasn't wrong when I said they weren't meant for great things lol.

He's destined to be a great failure so that was a wrong on your part.

 

[Barbarella]

Time to cancel the garage sale.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Ah, plushies. Plushies are a subsect of furries. Furries love drama.

This was the infamous 'Lyra plush' from its more...controversial side. Now my memory on this debacle is a teeny bit hazy and I'm kinda stuck on mobile so I might be off about this but I'll go off memory; couple a years back some idiot thought it be a great idea to modify a Lyra plushie and then openly promote it pretty much everywhere in order to sell it. That's dumb on any number of levels but he did manage to sell it right before Hasbro slammed their asd with a cease and desist. If there's anything Hasbro hates it's people making money off of their stuff. Or not making money, either. There was a fan project I was following called Fighting is Magic: it looked awesome, making ponies beat the shit out of each other but Hasbro shut the creator down and now there's just looking clones.

 

[Nero Claudius]

What baffles me about this shit is... Alright, everybody has weird fetishes. Maybe you want to discuss them for some reason. That's fine with me as long as it's not hurting anyone.

But why is there people who just have to share their fapping sessions with the world? Do they get off on it too? Why would you even show that?

 

[m0rnutz]

There is a guy I see posted in cringe threads a lot. He has thick lenses, an overbite, and bad hair. In the photos he is seen pissing on Roger Rabbit.

If anyone gets his doc, bless you. He is elusive.

 

[WanderingArtist]

If God is real then why does he make me look at shit like this.

Crossposting from another thread

The saddest thing about this picture is the amount of detail around the lower torso of the plush. There's even a bellybutton dude. He took the time to do that.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

What baffles me about this shit is... Alright, everybody has weird fetishes. Maybe you want to discuss them for some reason. That's fine with me as long as it's not hurting anyone.

But why is there people who just have to share their fapping sessions with the world? Do they get off on it too? Why would you even show that?

Spoiler: It may be obvious, but it applies to practically 98% of lolcow action we cover

:autism:

Seriously though, they're probably wanting people to assume they've been in the same situation as the fapper in question. When really, no one gives a shit about what you fapped to.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

What baffles me about this shit is... Alright, everybody has weird fetishes. Maybe you want to discuss them for some reason. That's fine with me as long as it's not hurting anyone.

But why is there people who just have to share their fapping sessions with the world? Do they get off on it too? Why would you even show that?

It's a form of exhibitionism without having to physically be in public. Broadcasting their gross fetish online is safer ( not for our sanity) and easier for them.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

holy shit my first feature oh my god and here I thought today was gonna suck

Anyway, some more info on our favorite plushiefucker, by which I mean sbm1990, compiled partially from those links @yawning sneasel posted in case you can't read some of those god-awfully coded forums:

-Actual name might be Scott McKilla, not Scott Smith. If my guess is correct, the "sbm" are his initials, and is using Smith since it's so common.
-Is 27
-Lives in Philadelphia, PA
-Other handles he's gone by: IWP/IWP2 (for Happy Tree Friends-era content), metalkat1990, and metalscott.
-Wants to be a metal musician, because of course he does.
-Possible loveshy due to presence of posts on MGTOW and his noted relationship issues in the mental health forums he's visited. Has mentioned he looks forward to the day when sex robots are a thing and that he doesn't trust women.
-Claims depression and suicidal thoughts
-Substance usage - mostly beer and weed. Claims the beer is how he gets close to people.

Spoiler: Also Sneasel you forgot this magnificent picture of the bastard

 

[GS 281]

holy shit my first feature oh my god and here I thought today was gonna suck

Anyway, some more info on our favorite plushiefucker, by which I mean sbm1990, compiled partially from those links @yawning sneasel posted in case you can't read some of those god-awfully coded forums:

-Actual name might be Scott McKilla, not Scott Smith. If my guess is correct, the "sbm" are his initials, and is using Smith since it's so common.
-Is 27
-Lives in Philadelphia, PA
-Other handles he's gone by: IWP/IWP2 (for Happy Tree Friends-era content), metalkat1990, and metalscott.
-Wants to be a metal musician, because of course he does.
-Possible loveshy due to presence of posts on MGTOW and his noted relationship issues in the mental health forums he's visited. Has mentioned he looks forward to the day when sex robots are a thing and that he doesn't trust women.
-Claims depression and suicidal thoughts
-Substance usage - mostly beer and weed. Claims the beer is how he gets close to people.

Spoiler: Also Sneasel you forgot this magnificent picture of the bastard

He dropped a ton of selfies on discord, some from when he was a child. I will post those when I get time.

Excellent thread.

 

[Hen in a tie]

LEAVE PIKACHU ALONE!

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Somebody did this:

Spoiler: NSFW

Why? Why did someone do this?

Somebody else did this:

Spoiler: NSFW

Get a soft plushie up your tight rear end today!

 

[Nat Soc Justice Warrior]

Cleanse the earth with nuclear fire, the degeneracy has reach it's peak.

 

[Bandit Keith]

I looked at this thread while my brother was in the room. Including opening the pictures.

Younger brother or older brother?

If older, you're gonna have to justify (and fail) what you're looking at.

If younger, it's time to take a Magic Schoolbus-esque journey into depravity.

 

[Erubetie]

I feel like going to confession and I'm not even Orthodox.

BRB, bleaching my eyes

 

[GS 281]

I feel like going to confession and I'm not even Orthodox.

BRB, bleaching my eyes

tbh i don't think the Preacher would have enough hours in the day

 

[Sho'nuff]

holy shit my first feature oh my god and here I thought today was gonna suck

Anyway, some more info on our favorite plushiefucker, by which I mean sbm1990, compiled partially from those links @yawning sneasel posted in case you can't read some of those god-awfully coded forums:

-Actual name might be Scott McKilla, not Scott Smith. If my guess is correct, the "sbm" are his initials, and is using Smith since it's so common.
-Is 27
-Lives in Philadelphia, PA
-Other handles he's gone by: IWP/IWP2 (for Happy Tree Friends-era content), metalkat1990, and metalscott.
-Wants to be a metal musician, because of course he does.
-Possible loveshy due to presence of posts on MGTOW and his noted relationship issues in the mental health forums he's visited. Has mentioned he looks forward to the day when sex robots are a thing and that he doesn't trust women.
-Claims depression and suicidal thoughts
-Substance usage - mostly beer and weed. Claims the beer is how he gets close to people.

Spoiler: Also Sneasel you forgot this magnificent picture of the bastard

With an awesome last name like McKilla you are set for life. And this fuck still screws it up.

 

[FramerGirl420]

I bet he plays with that thing all day and does nothing else.

What, you mean his dick?