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Yeah, I'm with @Cosmos on giving him his own thread. Dude's a delusional dick who think anyone that uses "Goodra" and "feminine" in the same sentence is on his side.
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
Oh...oh, wow.

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AND HE THINKS I'M COSMOS!!!
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It's amazing how he doesn't realise how much he's embarrassing himself. Hilarious too.

Cosmos said:
Dude, what the fuck? I AM A GIRL. My profile even says it. A lot of my posts talk about how much I love cutesy, girly stuff. I have a vagina and huge boobs. I am a girl and have always been a girl. I don't have to wish I was a cutesy girl like Sailor Moon because I fucking am one. Please show me where I "referenced" that I was a neckbeard. The only time I ever even referenced neckbeards was when I was making fun of the fact that you think I am one. Why are you so obsessed with thinking that I'm a guy? Is it because you can't bear the thought of a female disagreeing with you?
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Ah, been there. I remember when the Loveshies were convinced I was a woman, because of course a guy couldn't have a problem with their bullshit. Good times, good times.
Oh, and congrats on your first nemesis. The first one is always the most special.
 
He knows the thread is being made and seems to think all he needs to do is close his tumblr and we'll nevah evah find him.

Because he blends in online so easily...
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
He knows the thread is being made and seems to think all he needs to do is close his tumblr and we'll nevah evah find him.

Because he blends in online so easily...
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Just chill in the Goodra tag on Tumblr. He's bound to show up again at some point!
 
Substrain-Seven said:
Obviously a dildo stapled onto the poor creature! How dare they taint this beautiful Pokemon with a dreadful PENIS!
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"Rosechu Goodra does not have a pickle! Goodra IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' PICKLE!!!"
Pretty much.
 
Holy fuck, the more I dig up on this guy, the more his insanity is revealed. And also...
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Total posts: 1439
Percent that are batshit insane: 100%

My lovely Kiwis, I can't do this by myself. The autism will literally kill me. Can someone help me archive all this?
 
Also, he keeps telling me to give him proof of my womanhood (ie, a picture). Why the fuck would I do that, considering what he said to this poor girl?
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Go fuck a slug, femalegoodra. Looking through your posts, not only have you hurled abuse at people, but you've made death threats and told people to commit suicide. All over one Pokemon.

On top of your lolcowism, oh yeah, you definitely deserve a thread.
 
Cosmos said:
Also, he keeps telling me to give him proof of my womanhood (ie, a picture). Why the fuck would I do that, considering what he said to this poor girl?
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Go fuck a slug, femalegoodra. Looking through your posts, not only have you hurled abuse at people, but you've made death threats and told people to commit suicide. All over one Pokemon.

On top of your lolcowism, oh yeah, you definitely deserve a thread.
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And here we have the lolcow in its natural state -- tard-raging like a lunatic when backed into a corner, thus making themselves look even worse.
 
Cosmos said:
Also, he keeps telling me to give him proof of my womanhood (ie, a picture). Why the fuck would I do that, considering what he said to this poor girl?
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Go fuck a slug, femalegoodra. Looking through your posts, not only have you hurled abuse at people, but you've made death threats and told people to commit suicide. All over one Pokemon.

On top of your lolcowism, oh yeah, you definitely deserve a thread.
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Oh yeah, he'll harass the shit out of people. Someone drew a pic of their friend's male Goodra to cheer them up since Our Pet Goodracow was harassing their post.

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Pretty cute, right?

His response to said pic?

"I want to cut her head open like a can opener with a rusted combat knife that would give any human tetanus, and rip out her fucking brain and fry it so I can turn it into a burger to eat.. Then I want to cut open her motherly belly with the aformentioned knife and shove 69 sticks of dynamite inside of it only to seal that feminine belly up, and have it detonate right next to me so I can be covered in her girly organs.



I hate male Goodra. I hate her so much.

And I hate this specific one even more.. Never EVER have I hated something so much, and this piece of shit isn’t even real."

Classy.

Source: http://bosstigger.tumblr.com/post/110509282005/sweet-cherry-doodles-femalegoodra-bosstigger
 
...what does this waste of cyberspace have FOR female Goodras, anyway? Does he want to fornicate their squishy analities or something as sick?
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
I want to cut her head open like a can opener with a rusted combat knife that would give any human tetanus, and rip out her fucking brain and fry it so I can turn it into a burger to eat.. Then I want to cut open her motherly belly with the aformentioned knife and shove 69 sticks of dynamite inside of it only to seal that feminine belly up, and have it detonate right next to me so I can be covered in her girly organs.
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The fuck is his obsession with "Motherly" and "Feminine" Bellys?
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
He password locked his tumblr.
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Was just going to make a post about that. Oh, well, I capped all of his obsessing over me and Kiwi farms as well as some of his other craziness. I've still got enough to make a thread. And I'm sure his posts will still be easy to find on Tumblr.
 
A Random said:
...what does this waste of cyberspace have FOR female Goodras, anyway? Does he want to fornicate their squishy analities or something as sick?
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Apparently Goodra is the new Gardevoir.
 
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