Pokemon Lolcows

[A Random]

Gardevoir can has boobs in art.

I don't see what this blob has. It's Barney made of slime. Barney is pink but it's male. Suck on that.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Apparently Goodra is the new Gardevoir.

You'd think so, but I saw him screeching before about how "Goodra is not like misleading Gardivors" or some stupid shit like that.

 

[LastMighty]

Gardevoir can has boobs in art.

I don't see what this blob has. It's Barney made of slime. Barney is pink but it's male. Suck on that.

Goodras got dat ass

 

[Saney]

You'd think so, but I saw him screeching before about how "Goodra is not like misleading Gardivors" or some stupid shit like that.

Misleading? I wonder what he means by that.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Even if he locked his tumblr, it'll be easy to see his responses to anyone with a male Goodra post.

Plus I doubt the password will be all that hard to figure out

 

[Silver]

Well, whenever I inevitably use a Goodra (they're one of my favorite dragons so far) I'm going to intentionally make sure it's male

 

[Saney]

Even if he locked his tumblr, it'll be easy to see his responses to anyone with a male Goodra post.

Plus I doubt the password will be all that hard to figure out

"I love female Goodra"
"Die male Goodra, die"
"Cosmos sucks"

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

"I love female Goodra"
"Die male Goodra, die"
"Cosmos sucks"

"plsfuckmegoodrapls"

UPDATE: His account now seems to be deactivated

 

[Miniscule Spritz]

He gets aroused when he sees a Goodra, and in his desperation to prove he's STRAIGHT, insists that they must all be female.

But I think he's also getting off on the attention, so I'm hesitant to comment further.

 

[Cosmos]

The thread has been posted! Let's discuss him over there now. And no, I won't be offended if you post lots of art that features Goodra with a huge cock.

 

[strayfies]

Am I the only one who doesn't think that pokeyman looks like either gender? It's a lavender cartoon dragon.
Also, I love that this freak describes itself as being "like a dudebro". Betting this means he is unshaven and sits in a basement mire of his own farts.

 

[FlygonTheGreat]

My god, Slugfucker is even worse than me.

 

[Silver]

^

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the subject of my former post.

 

[FlygonTheGreat]

I'm going to post Morphic Rule 34, I'll do it I swear to god I will! *eye twitch*

jk lol but seriously I'm nothing compared to slugfucker, oh and how's the forum been while I was gone?

 

[Cosmos]

I'm going to post Morphic Rule 34, I'll do it I swear to god I will! *eye twitch*

jk lol but seriously I'm nothing compared to slugfucker, oh and how's the forum been while I was gone?

• Be civil. Don't aggressively attack and insult the people or groups we talk about. Don't get emotionally charged over things that do not matter. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

Just saying.

 

[FlygonTheGreat]

Spoiler

Here's a little example of my greatness. kek

 

[Gamerabreath]

God dammit, here we go again.

 

[Super Collie]

I'm going to post Morphic Rule 34, I'll do it I swear to god I will! *eye twitch*

jk lol but seriously I'm nothing compared to slugfucker, oh and how's the forum been while I was gone?

Both of you have Pokemon fursonas/obsessions ergo you're both tied for last place with zero points.

Now that we've got that out of the way let's call it a night.

 

[Silver]

I would like to remind everyone that Morphic, the story that little creep here is writing and drawing rule 34 of, is about ten-year-old half-Pokémon.

I am of the full opinion he has enough credentials to be considered a true lolcow.

 

[A Random]

So, you're saying he's a normal Pokémon fanfic writer/artist? Got it.

Also why is he not Verified yet?