Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[anliteralidiot]

30+GameOvers has taught me why Palworld fans hate Pokemon fans so much

...Pokemon isn't this openly horny

 

[6MillionCoofs]

30+GameOvers has taught me why Palworld fans hate Pokemon fans so much

Palworld fans wish they could hate Pokemon fans as much as Pokemon fans

 

[Punished Magician]

I've been preoccupied with other matters other than focusing on this one specific story.

Well, you have a funny way of showing it, considering you've made more posts about it than anyone else in this thread.

Good luck arguing with thousands of pokefuckers, who are both more autistic than you and outnumber normalniggers such as yourself!

If you're going to keep bringing this point up, you could at least try and make it less obvious that you're just talking about yourself, especially considering how hyperfocused you were on the pokefucker parts earlier (down to every meme edit and thread that /vp/ was making on the topic.) Pretty embarrassing, frankly.

They really need to add that "Don't Powerlevel" infobox from the on-topic boards to the rest of them too, make it twice the size and flashing red to grab your attention, maybe force newjoins to sit through a powerpoint presentation about it in order to sign up.

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So all those fundie pastors screeching 25 years ago were right about pokemon being evil?

I find it kind of funny that while that was going on, over in Japan there'd been a series that plays just like Pokémon where you literally do collect demons and fight God the whole time. I don't recall SMT even catching any controversy when they finally started releasing titles in America, so I guess Pokémon took the bullet for them.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I don't recall SMT even catching any controversy when they finally started releasing titles in America, so I guess Pokémon took the bullet for them.

To be fair, it was so fucking niche no one gave a crap. It’s why a lot of kids media or books can honestly get away with the most messed up shit, no one is paying attention.

Pokemon was so big it drew all the heat. And honestly a lot of that came down to the fact that Pokemon caused fights and shop break ins at it’s peak.

And despite what I said above, SMT was not marketed towards kids so avoided ths eyes.

 

[Archeops]

I completed the Paldea and Kitakami Pokédexes in HOME last night, the only living examples I'm missing for both are Violet's Paradox Pokémon and some Legendaries. I've moved onto completing the Blueberry Pokédex and it's going surprisingly well.

Oh, and prereleases for Surging Sparks are happening this week and next. I kind of want to go to a few but I've been a bit lazy as far as the TCG goes.

30+GameOvers has taught me why Palworld fans hate Pokemon fans so much

Well, you have a funny way of showing it, considering you've made more posts about it than anyone else in this thread.

To be honest his autistic hyper-fixation on the mythology section of the Teraleak (with a special mention to the bestiality part, nonconsensual or otherwise), how quickly he reacts to people claiming said section of the leak is "noncanon" to the IP in general, and his desire to see "normalcattle" flee from the Pokémon fandom en masse (good luck with that, the Pokémania craze of the late 90's/early 2000's already cemented the IP into the minds of casual gamers for life) whilst showing no vitriol towards the equally-obnoxious furry/Poképhile/zoophile section of the fandom brings up a lot of questions.

For example, what was his reaction to the Internet Historian's video on Rainfurrest?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Rainfurrest?

Why must the internet keep reminding me I watched the trashfore in real time and not years later via a funny vid. I feel old.

 

[Nobunaga]

God knows why TOC and GF can’t do that or won’t. Zelda is now known for being announced early and then the director going ‘It will be done when it’s done, prob 6 years, not two’ and just burning al the money they need to.

Shit of the wild and farts of a kingdom took as long as they did due to the zelda team having to beg for monolithsoft to help them and the studio being busy with xenoblade 2, torna, the remake of 1, 3 and the expansion not because they were burning money or fucking around for 6 years

 

[ToroidalBoat]

With that one Not Spain region of SV being "open world", how come there's no freely flying over it? Like there is over Hoenn in ORAS?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

With that one Not Spain region of SV being "open world", how come there's no freely flying over it? Like there is over Hoenn in ORAS?

There is.

You can freely fly over each of the three areas. Completely uniterupted if you complete the DLC as well. Before that you have to land frequently. But you can just climb high or jump and start flying again.

 

[Archeops]

There is.

You can freely fly over each of the three areas. Completely uniterupted if you complete the DLC as well. Before that you have to land frequently. But you can just climb high or jump and start flying again.

That and sometimes you can encounter glitches whilst free-flying. I know it's not Paldea but I had the entire Kitakami map disappear on me when free-flying there after certain amount of time.

Oh, and there's no real benefit for free-flying in SV. ORAS has Mirage Islands, Hoopa ring portals, Wild Pokémon encounters, and other shit that actually gives you some form of incentive for doing so.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Oh, and there's no real benefit for free-flying in SV. ORAS has Mirage Islands, Hoopa ring portals, Wild Pokémon encounters, and other shit that actually gives you some form of incentive for doing so.

I’ll be honest, ORAS did not need to give me an incentive such as that.

The soaring mechanics was so fast and fluid and the game looked so goid while flying that I just did it constantly.

Only having access to that at the end of SV, to say nothing of the game’s performance issues while doing so, whilst Paldea looks lifeless makes me almost never use it.

To say nothing of the soundtrack while flying. It’s just wind noise.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

...Pokemon isn't this openly horny View attachment 6549746

Palworld wanted to be more like Digimon in being unabashedly horny but without the character designs to back it up.

 

[Registration]

You guys are still on this Canon stuff like it actually exists for pokémon lol.

There is no canon in pokemon, things change all the time for many reasons, so having pokemon raping humans or the wheel of god and creation myth can exists nilly willy, even more when it comes from a primary source that is their setting created by GF themselves.


They changed the jewish pokémon....

 

[Morgenti]

I wouldn't be surprised if it was written by a tranny, but Suguru Nakatsui and Yu Nakatsui are spelled identically in Japanese. I think those are just different readings of the same character. When I look it up, the wikipedia article says it's a gender neutral name common in japan.
I wouldn't trust MTL either, as someone who's read MTL stuff before, those language models gets their pronouns confused all the time when translating from japanese.

Is there any proof of this person being trans or even exisitng to begin with? it could be a pseudonym of some disgruntled writer at game freak (like that storyboard "incredible" of rugrats some animator did)

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Palworld wanted to be more like Digimon in being unabashedly horny but without the character designs to back it up.

Thanks to the Typlosion story Pokemon beat them to copying Digimon wanting to fuck girls as well.

Oh Call of Dagomon. How fun you were. I’m so glad that guy handled Tamers. Christ that was a trip.

 

[Registration]

Thanks to the Typlosion story Pokemon beat them to coping Digimon wants to fuck girl as well.

Oh Call of Dagomon. How fun you were. I’m so glad that guy handled Tamers. Christ that was a trip.

Digimon was always more honest (be it by creators and also fans) than pokémon in the way that the digimon are literally digital monsters that have origins in different human concepts like religion, clothing, itens, objects snd so on. So you can have your werewolf wearing biker pants and using knuckles and that is alright.

Pokemon is too focused on animal stuff.

I even wonder if someone tried to count how many pokemon were based on animals since the launch

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I even wonder if someone tried to count how many pokemon were based on animals since the launch

Yes. It’s very high.

 

[Executive Petrel]

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Presented without comment.

Based and creationpilled

 

[Terrifik]

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Untranslated design doc for AZ
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Yes, he is supposed to be Poke-Jesus. This is canon now too, altho I bet some fedora tipping redditor will also try to "deboonk" this

from this & source code leaks - everyone said come to great Church Arceus the pokemon god.
Based and pokemon creationpilled

30+GameOvers has taught me why Palworld fans hate Pokemon fans so much

its just people are just mad the vaporeon creepy pasta was true don't misbelieve meme magic.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I was thinking, I was we got something more about Pokemon Pink from this leak. That'd be the most legendary of finds.

...Pokemon isn't this openly horny View attachment 6549746

Nah, if you told me that was a new Pokemon I'd 100% believe it. I remember Nidoqueen shaking her tits in Pokemon Stadium. In retrospect there's always been some sus shit in the games regarding the Pokemon, it's pretty mild though.

Thanks to the Typlosion story Pokemon beat them to copying Digimon wanting to fuck girls as well.

Digimon did it too? Guess I'm not surprised.