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Let's SpergPokémon Reborn (Screenshot LP) -A Matureᵀᴹ take on the beloved franchaise- - it's absolutely shocking how the fucking borderline sexual harraser is one of the better characters purely by how awful everyone else is
I don't have the energy to listen to a dumb tranny that ruined my favorite character by making her trans so i got NoteGPT to transcript it.
TL;DR:
- Character development is more important than the plot
- It's boring if everyone's fully developed
- Being personal and vulnerable in writing makes it better
- If you're writing emotional conflict, put all of your own struggles in there, it's cathartic
- "I think the best parts of reborn are the ones where i've been venting instead of going to therapy"
NoteGPT's summary bulletpoints said "avoid silent protagonists" which is hilarious considering... the protagonist in reborn
I used to be a normal man, then I broke the containment zone out of curiosity and contracted the tisms. Now I weave baskets with Mongolians and pet flightless birds that lay eggs the size of themselves.
I swear to God I thought it was that pedophile tranny pornstar. Guess it's just a normal pedophile tranny, oh wait they're also the creator of Pokemon Reborn too, makes sense.
Welcome back to Pokémon Reborn, to the second part of the "Glass Station cutscene" hope you like text walls.
NOTE: the box says "Elias" but its actually Radomus wearing a wig.
Amidst everything, look who it is once again.
Are you... yourself, Sargon?
Please, don't be alarmed.
It is only me.
I recognize this is a somewhat unfortunate visage for you to return to...
So, allow me.
I knew it was you.
That insufferably smug voice is unmistakable.
If you would be so kind, please pay no mind to my
appearance before.
It is one of my more, shall we say, esoteric headpieces.
Perhaps I can explain in time, but for now...
Not all is lost after all.
Not for good.
Yeah... I see that...
But too much has been.
We aren't doing so well, you see.
This requires some damage control. I don't promise to have medical qualifications, but I do
promise to help as best as I can.
A male Nurse Joy?
Who ever heard of that?
Now listen, my dear, we don't
discriminate here in the healthcare industry.
Besides, no one heard of anything until it was invented,
So let us not be too quick to dismiss new developments.
The new developments have dismissed themselves.
I should've known.
This is the only way things go...
You certainly can choose to believe that
if you are happier doing so.
But I suspect you are not.
Of course I'm not.
No one would be happy knowing that they'll lose everything sooner or later.
At least, this way we don't get hurt.
Au contraire, you are hurt all the same.
You are only taking on that pain now as opposed to later.
And with no guarantee when or where "later" might
arrive, you bear an awful lot of wounds in the meantime.
Is that truly worth it, I wonder?
And what about you?
Aren't you upset over losing her?
Over both of them?!
Of course I am.
But for better or worse, I am a veteran when it
comes to losing "hers".
One might say I've been bearing an awful lot of
wounds through some meantimes.
Another might say we very often tell others the
advice we ourselves need to hear.
And yet another might say that it is better to focus on
those whom we still have.
For instance...
Saving that girl was rather heroic of you.
This pity doesn't suit your triumph.
What "triumph"?
I couldn't stop them...
Any of them...
What's broken can't be fixed.
Clearly it can't be replaced either.
There's no going back.
And yet, Sargon has come.
Who knows if another yet might?
But I believe we are being rude to our new arrival.
Sargon must be quite confused by now.
I will explain.
I had been here and there before Luna informed me
she had been contacted.
She told me that a "friend" had summoned her to this place.
I thought it curious, so I offered to escort her.
That is how we came to be here...
The screen goes black. It's an adventure.
An elevator with cut cable frosting and sprinkles of glass all over it.
I believe I'll wait for supper.
Indeed. One would need to be mad to
climb down through this.
So, I take it you're going immediately~?
I just might.
Someone speaks from offscreen:
???: ...Gardevoir? How do you do, Mother?
And that means that person must be...
Radomus M. Vanhanen, to be precise.
My hat resents your words, but I, on the other hand,
am honored to make your acquaintance.
I have heard much about you, madam.
Likewise...
Luna immediately turns away from them. Are you crying?
I--
I am perfectly fine; there is no need to worry about me.
I am just very--
Happy.
I am happy to have you both back.
Right...
So, Miss Voclain, what brings you to
these remote parts?
Parenting.
Well, it seems you've come to the right place.
I didn't mean--
...
I suppose so.
And now we finally have the
whole family together~
What a wonderful, but shocking, turn of events! Miss Voclain, would I be right in deducing that this
magnificent Gardevoir was the one who directed you to this place? What?! Preposterous!
You would.
The slander!
Gardevoir, you were the one who arranged this rendezvous?
Why, the audacity to imply such a thing--
I could faint on the very spot!
Gardevoir.
La la la, fainting over here~
Thank you.
Truly.
Serra starts walking away, likely fed up with all this cringe.
I need to find my son.
And, should he be here, we shall.
Do you not think it wise to go together?
I know better than to count on others staying.
Mother?
And even if it be unwise, do you not think it kind?
...
Fine, I understand.
I'll go with you all.
Fantastic~! Serra joined the party! Although I do not wish to be an
inconvenience, I very much appreciate it.
What have I gotten myself into now...
Something messy.
Something wonderful.
At least take me out to dinner before that.
Though I suppose you might have a certain amount of charm, were it not for the goofy hat.
Now you listen here!
I may have set you two up, but don't forget that Master belongs to me! Madam, I assure you; Were it not for the
goofy hats, I would have nothing at all.
You don't say.
Then I suppose you've got a step over me after all.
Mother, please do not say things like that now.
I know very well how much loss you've felt throughout your life.
But unless it can somehow be changed,
There is no use in lamenting that which we cannot
have in favor of appreciating that which we can.
Aren't we losing sight of the situation here?
We're only working together; it's not like we're all
about to be a happy little family forever or something.
That might depend on who you ask~
And speaking of working together, just what
exactly are you all doing up here?
Parenting.
I have received a summons to this place from my dear friend, Shade.
Of course, I simply had to answer it.
We were just assessing the viability of
the glass pit of death you see before you as an entrance.
'Glass pit of death' sounds like it's about my speed.
There's ice too.
Goodness! You can tell from such a height?
Oh, please. Who do you think I am?
More importantly, it hasn't melted yet.
Whatever happened here, happened recently.
The plot thickens! It seems we're even
less alone than we thought~ If we may be of some service to whomever is
responsible for this, let us make haste.
I'm sure there must be a less destructively created entrance.
Then let's scout out and find that! Right.
We can do it, or my name isn't Ash Ketchum!
Who?
But Master, your name isn't Ash Ketchum! And even that can't stop us.
Come, let us be off.
They all walk away and the screen turns black. And so, we made our way through the factory with
little difficulty-- I presume thanks, in part, to you, Sargon.
And soon we arrived in this room, where we saw... In part? Fuck you! It was all thanks to me. Lights! Cameras!
Aaaaand dramaaaaa~
Quickly, give them to Volcarona.
At least we know Sargon wasn't groped by Bennet. Sargon!
We should have guessed it was you~ I suspect that that is not quite the Sargon we know. Bennet!
Oh, for-- Mother?
Why did you have to come here too?
For you, obvio--
...
Your hair...
It looks... better.
I'm aware, Mother, thank you.
Now, please go.
I don't wish for you to get dragged into this.
You should've thought of that before you
went and joined up with a terrorist organization.
Firstly, they're more of a religious organization than a terrorist one.
Secondly, I don't approve of everything they do;
I'm just doing a few jobs for them until I've paid my dues.
You'll be paying your dues for a while yet when we're out of here.
Come on, or you're grounded for the next forty-five years.
The lights start flickering.
Make it fifty. I'm not coming home.
You can't treat me like a child forever, Mother.
Zero, what are the lights doing?
It's just a momentary dip in the power.
I, um, don't think it's anything to worry about?
My actions? I'm--
...
Sorry, I cannot for a second take you seriously with that ridiculous mask on.
I told him it was awful. Not all hats are created equal, but that
doesn't mean they deserve any less respect.
Mother, how do you manage to make every
new boyfriend weirder than the last?
Don't get the wrong idea here... Do you have to phrase it like that?
It's been a while, Gardevoir.
Not long enough, if you ask me!
I don't fault you for feeling that way.
Please understand that I am no longer the same person you once knew.
I would much rather everyone let the past go, but I
understand that won't be possible.
Especially for you, Luna.
I beg your pardon?
I offer my sincerest apologies for how I
acted before, but you need not accept them.
There would be little point in doing so anyway.
I disrespected you by treating you as an object before a person.
There is no excuse for this.
The lights start flickering again.
Zero, is the PULSE using too much power or something?
The energy readings appear to be within acceptable levels.
The stupid thing just keeps power cycling for some reason!
But, um, it doesn't seem to have interrupted its hypnosis, so please don't worry!
We'll continue to analyze it.
So don't hesitate if you want us to use Sargon to grind them into DUST!
That man seems mildly unwell.
Zero, we only need to subdue them, not do
anything drastic.
Subdue them, huh?
Okay, Sargon? Would you be so kind?
Yes...
Zero, that's not--
So that's how it is. You have Sargon hypnotized... And that hideous PULSE back there is the source~ Then there is only one thing we must do, is there not?
We must defeat Sargon in order to free xem. They were wise to seize Sargon as their
defensive line, given that xe has bested all of us at some point.
Fun Fact: This is another one of the few instances where the game respects your delusions chosen gender. But not all of us together! I can...take...all of you... Wait. Please allow me to begin.
Luna, you--
Please be silent.
You claim to have changed, and you have chosen your side.
If you are genuine in your prior assertions, then do what it is you set out to do for yourself now.
...
You mean that if I truly respect you as a person, I
need not take pity on or spare you as an enemy.
It was never my intention for it to come to this, but so be it.
I will cut the ties myself.
Sargon
Defeat Luna!
Die...
The screen then goes black and the second battle from the previous episode takes place (The single battle against the ??? trainer), and Bennet probably jerked off to it. But this was only the natural outcome.
There is NO standing up to us anymore!
With Sargon on our side, we might as well be invincible!
...
Are you so sure of that?
After all, my only role here is to soften Sargon enough for my parents to overcome.
We will triumph as a family.
If you will? Don't worry, dear Luna~
Even through Sargon, there's no way we'll lose to these creeps~
Right, Master? I suppose it's our turn after all.
Miss Voclain, may I have the honor of this battle? Last time a man asked me that, he left the arena crying. That's a risk I'm interested in taking right now. Then let's hope you can satisfy.
Seriously, Mother?
I'm going to be sick here.
And this situation is stacked.
Sargon, use these!
And, Zero, please actually do something already.
That's your cue, Sargon!
Go GET THEM!
I will... thank you...Fa...ggot...
The screen goes black again and the third battle from the previous episode happens. Providence, I suspect. I see... So in the end, it still hasn't been enough.
Sargon performs even better than I expected.
Perhaps I've underestimated that woman.
And it's all thanks to my PULSE!
Zero, do not forget that I was the one who did the work.
But it's okay, you helped a lot too!
And just what part of this are you proud of?
None of this was necessary.
You could have just put them to sleep from the start.
Well, this was helpful to test--
Don't speak.
The only thing that's been tested is your willingness to indulge.
I'm-- I'm sorry, I don't understand...
You've just been enjoying puppetting Sargon
around as an outlet for your frustrations with them.
That's--
Nothing is gained by battling now when
we'll just put them to rest anyway.
But you said--
I said to actually do something; not to
waste time and jeopardize the PULSE's security in a 1-vs-2 scenario.
I will take responsibility for the battle with Luna, but
this fight served no other purpose than to stroke your own ego.
I just wanted to make sure Sargon was fully under control...
You wanted to feel that control.
I assume because you've lacked autonomy over your
own body for so long.
Am I wrong?
...
And I read your file.
You were just a grunt before joining with those girls, correct?
Not an effective one either.
They were your only chance to stand out, which is
why you cling to them even now.
The kind of behaviour you've demonstrated today
exemplifies your incompetence.
You let your emotions get in the way of your outcome.
Until you learn to set ambitions aside and truly focus
on your self and your goals, you will never change.
Did that missionary teach you that?
No, Mother.
That man has done little more for me than place me in
footsteps my feet are not fit to fill.
Even now, I understand that I cannot hope to fully live
up to the title of Elite Four.
In realizing this, I learned to step back and take a
more serious approach to self-improvement.
I believe the results should speak for themselves.
The results don't speak louder than you still
sitting on the wrong side of the coin.
Is it wrong to return one's debts?
The end of a means does not make its meaning end.
Are you sure you are not running from your own choices?
Zero, this has dragged on for far too long already.
If you truly want to make yourself useful,
put them all to sleep already so we can move on.
...
Got it...
You'll all be out of our way for good now.
You won't... Gardevoir? They would put Master to sleep...
Toss him aside and never let him wake up again...
Maybe dispose of him outright after what he did...
I'll...
I'll never, ever let that happen!
The screen begins flashing.
What is she doing... As you may know, Gardevoir are fiercely loyal
to their Trainers.
It is said that they will do anything in their power to
protect their Trainer,
Even if it costs them their own life. Gardevoir-- Don't try to stop me!
This is what I need to do.
For you. Rather than doing something dramatic--
though I know you are such a fan of that--
Let us have faith in the world and our other companions. Who is left?!
Who can stop Sargon?
Who won't just be put to sleep?! Gardevoir, please... I'll destroy that machine altogether!
This is my purpose! This is not your-- Yes! It is!
To make sure you lived on--
All those years ago...
This is what she asked me to do. She--
No harm will come to your master, Gardevoir.
You have my word.
You think we can believe you after everything?!
He will sleep, and nothing more.
When it is over, he will wake.
I do not wish to see you hurt either.
LIAR!
After what you've done to Luna and Sargon, and what
Team Meteor intends to do after this...
You want to make allowances now!?
I'll never believe that!
Tch!
This energy... In the most dire of circumstances, it is said
that Gardevoir can use all of its power to go so far as even creating a small black hole. That's right!
No matter how strong that PULSE may be, I can erase it altogether!
Zero!
I can set this right...
And I will!
Let Cain go; seize her before it's too late!
On it!
Master--
Whatever happens, please remember,
ZERO!
I've got it!
At this point the purple lines that appeared on the screen in the previous pic are now flashing rapidly.
Her energy is spiraling out of control...
Everyone, get out of here!
What about Sargon and the others?!
There's no time--
Ugh, Volcarona! Go already!
And the black hole seemingly consooms consumes everything. and the screen goes black for several seconds. Heads turn, eyes peel,
You think of a thousand things that they did not, but feel them all the same.
In that moment, you are the sole star in the sky.
And they are trying to sleep.
Expectation and anxiety are frequent guests at an otherwise unplanned tea party,
And while their sugar sits untouched, the sun is setting far too slowly.
Never soon enough, it will be time for them to go along their way.
They will retire for the evening, home to their wives, to their children,
Children who grow tired, Children who grow up asleep.
But still, you must peel their eyes.
There comes a time in every child's life where they
must lay down their teaspoon,
Pinch the corners of a fabric,
And pull the tablecloth right away.
Enough,
She says,
And follows the lights out.
When there is only one path, there is only one way to go.
And when, in the darkness, the path cannot be seen at all,
Then you are free.
For now, the time has come for me to follow my own infinity.
Farewell, Mother.
Farewell, Father.
It has been like a dream.
The screen then remains black for several seconds. Also I'd like to say I thought the "Kiki Arc" was the most retarded this game would get, and yet this game completely subverted my expectations by doing something even more retarded and the "best part"? We are not yet done. Also if Luna is dead and I lose the badge and have to fight someone's OC to get it back I will build a giant fucking villager execution camp in Minecraft.
Why?
Why?!
Control.
Control, right?
Incompetence.
This is always how it is--
This is always how it was...
Best is not good enough, best is not good enough...
What do we do?
What to do...
Eve! Tell me what we should do!
Report back to Labradorra.
Lin will want to know what's happened.
I'll take the Bracelets and finish from here.
That's right, that's right...
As long as we have the Sapphire Bracelets, it's okay...
She won't be mad, she won't be mad...
Will she?
Go.
Yes!
Zel leaves, and Bennet takes a step back.
I'm sorry it had to come to this.
...
Never better...
Good.
And-- Luna.
Where is Luna?
Luna... stepped into that black hole on her own.
She--
Is this the end you hoped to achieve?
Shut up.
I don't want to hear it from someone who couldn't even control his own Pokémon.
Then from whom would you prefer to hear it?
Ever the manipulative asshole Radomus is immediately trying to blame Bennet for the fact that his Gardevoir decided to create a black hole and kill Sargon, Cain and Luna (From the cast's perspective at this point) because she didn't want to risk Radomus going to sleep and he couldn't be bothered to even attempt to stop it...
Anyway, Radomus then removes his batman mask and puts on the priest's wig.
Don't kid me.
He and I used each other; nothing more.
I have no respect for his beliefs or his goals.
But you enact them all the same.
With little alternative.
But now that you mention it...
I can disappear from here.
They will conclude I was lost in the damage.
I can break free of this now.
Why did it cost Luna?
And Gardevoir... Thank you.
Mother, you may rest assured I will not meddle with this group again.
You're still grounded.
That's fine; I'm still not coming home.
I need to destroy the surveillance footage here...
And what about your cohort?
He will make a report, correct?
I'm a fool.
I have to stop him immediately.
Are both Bennet and Radomus implying that ANYBODY is gonna believe the literal schizo? it doesn't matter if Zel claims Bennet survived, the nigger keeps talking to people who are not there... its funny how retarded Radomus is despite the game's best efforts at portraying him as super smart.
Anyway, by this point Laura (the girl in pink) has woken up and has been slowly approaching Bennet.
Oh-- You're awake now.
I'm glad you're safe.
Miss Belrose, I am deeply sorry for what has happened.
I have heard that these once belonged to your family.
Please take them.
I don't understand........
There's no time; I have to hurry.
Your confusion is apparent.
Listen.
It's because of me that you lost your position as a member of the Elite Four.
Elias created a false notice of termination, and then
we hypnotized you to handwrite a letter of resignation.
And then I took over your spot.
I am truly sorry for what has happened, but right now I must go.
Does that mean I can't help?
You are a deeply concerning person.
Let me put it more simply: I've been your enemy.
There's no reason for you to help me.
I think there is........
Do people have to be defined by their flaws and mistakes?
Even if we are not defined by them, we cannot just ignore them.
I understand that you must have done some
bad things........
But I also understand that you're doing your best to change.
If I can be of any help, I would like to.
You sound just like her...
Ugh.
I have two sisters, and they aren't
particularly spotless either.
Nobody is.
Still, I've learned that in order to survive, we have to
work together no matter what.
...Fine, do whatever you want.
There's a somewhat disheveled man in
black currently going on foot from here to Labradorra.
Can you catch him?
If we can change the weather, my Pokémon
should be able to outspeed anyone.
I'll do it.
Then I'll destroy the security footage here and meet up with you.
And I'll see if I can bring some food.
Despite our systems, you must be starving after sleeping for so long.
We can work out the details with the Elite Four then.
Okay?
That sounds wonderful.
Deal. Let's go quickly.
They both leave together; and just like that Bennet landed himself a boyfriend-free girl, how quickly he forgot about Luna. Luna...
Gardevoir...
Cain, and even Sargon.
Everyone always disappears... Let us not make a bad situation worse by
exercising its extremes.
A sound is heard and Sargon descends from the heavens carried by Shade. Unbelievable...
And we are now back to the present, but we are still not done with the cutscene.
I don't know by what means or madness Shade
pulled you back into this world,
But it appears you have business that you are not yet permitted to quit.
If I may be so bold, how was it on your end that you managed to return?
I dunno I saw a lot of gay shite and then Luna was like
"Dis is the way" I told her to go fuck herself but then *unintelligible sperging*
Luna herself showed you the way?
Luna did?
Then...
It seems there are still miracles that defy our understanding.
Will you still hold your wounds close, Miss Voclain?
I don't know what to count on anymore.
Maybe nothing.
Now you're getting it.
Let us presume to hope she will be back one day.
After all, you never know who will stroll through the door next.
Everyone is always coming, and going,
...And coming right back.
Anna and Noel walk into the room because why the fuck should we not drag this fucking cutscene even longer.
Not that I doubted Nostra or anything!
Where did these kids come from?
Ohmigod!
Are you okay?! What happened?!
I'm... sorry?
Those cracks all over your skin-- do you need help!?
On my... skin?
Am I getting wrinkles again...
No, not wrinkles! Cracks!
See, all over here, and here, and here--
I... don't?
Don't worry about it.
She always sees things other people don't.
That seems safe.
It's not always! Geez!
But really, what are you doing here?
This isn't a place for children.
Nu-uh!
If this wasn't a place for children, then why would we be here?
That's what I'm asking...
I hate Anna so much, I don't know who I hate more: her or Radomus or Amaria.
We're here for him.
Yup! Nostra made us sleep so that that poor Hypno couldn't!
And then we came to meet him!
Have you been crying?
...
Not anymore.
You really are just like her.
Come here.
What, like everyone didn't see that coming!
...Yeah, I don't really know how I would have
come to that conclusion, having just met you and all.
Sorry to keep you waiting so long!
It is so very, very all right.
I'm just happy to see you again...
You've both gotten so big.
When I last saw you, you were just thiiis tiny!
And if anyone should be sorry to keep someone waiting, it's me.
You both deserved so much more.
It's all right! Nostra says this is the only way it could have happened.
I do know how that is.
So you've still got it.
That's a relief.
Of course I do! We would never willingly let
go of something you gave us!
And that Cleffa too.
His name's Nomos!
Nomos. Hello, it's nice to meet you.
...He says "hi". Noel, tell him everything Nomos says, not just the first part!
Noel, you said?
And if I heard correctly, you go by Anna.
Yup, that's us!
Shouldn't you already know that?
Those aren't the names that your mother chose for you.
Lol what kinds of fucking names are those? Fantasia I can somewhat understand that a guy called Radomus might pick such a name for his kid, and it also sounds like a name a tranny would choose for himself, like Cosmo Wright calling himself Narcissa, but fucking "Painter" what in the goddamn crap were the retarded devs thinking when they picked that name?
Those are such cool names!
She had some flare about her.
But when I had to let you go, I purposely withheld
your names so there would be no way they could find you.
Who is "they"?
The Jews Team Meteror.
Will you tell us why Team Meteor was after you?
It is not a simple story... but I will say it as
clearly as I can.
Mistakes are lessons waiting to be learned,
And some might say I have been very well educated indeed.
During one such lesson, a certain person helped me
understand that particular objects could be very dangerous in that group's possession.
So, I did what I had to, and stole those particular objects.
In order to disguise their origin, I asked a close
friend to fashion each of them into jewelry.
Jewelry was a passion of his back then, but he was
unprepared for the energy those keys held, and one of them broke in half.
He was able to recover it, and he did fantastic work
with the others, so I gave him one of the finished pieces as thanks.
And with the others, I sought out buyers.
In particular, I searched for strong Trainers who
would be able to effectively defend the pieces,
should Meteor try to recover them.
Caroline and Monty were the first.
With two Gym Leaders together, I felt certain they would be safe.
They chose the Sapphire Key to match their eldest daughter's name.
Next was Mr. Molinar.
And the last one I entrusted to the beauty who showed me the light.
That was your mother.
And so, I reinvented myself with a new name, a
new personality, and a new history.
Sargon, I hope you will forgive me for deceiving you.
My wealth has never come from my success as a chess player.
It came from the sales of those Keys, and a few extra digits taken from Meteor's coffers.
I always hoped to be able to fulfill your mother's dream of living in a castle.
That's so cool!
I do not defend thievery, but I daresay it
was a better use of the money than they would have found for it.
And, for a time, she was happy.
I thought it would all end happily,
But it turns out "happily ever after" just means the
next story hasn't started yet.
Team Meteor learned of what I had done, who I was,
and where the Keys were.
And so, it began anew.
Your mother was a walking miracle.
But for better or worse, people often outlive their miracles.
After her disappearance, I was scared, above all
else, for both of your safeties.
Fun Fact: if we had sided with Ellias back in episode 35 instead, we would have avoided this text wall, as Radomus would simply respond with "It was a long time ago and but i did something that made them angry".
I didn't want any harm to come to you, so I had to
make sure you didn't get mixed up with them.
And just look how that turned out.
It's okay, I know you were just doing your best!
As you can see Sargon has not moved from that one tile since we came out of the Time Void.
You had it!!!
I was so sad after it was taken!
I was so sad that I got sick and almost died of sadness!
Why did you give it to her?
It was not one of my better plays, perhaps.
I was hoping Team Meteor would never find it if it
was with you two, but instead, it gave them cause to seek you out.
Perhaps sentimentality got the better of me.
Whether that was right or wrong~
No.
I mean, why did you give it to her and not me?
Why is Anna the one that's always special?
Ah...
Here.
You can keep it.
...
No, that's okay.
I don't want it.
You deserve it more than I do.
It's not about deserving it or not! Just take it!
Anna, I can't even hear Nomos.
I never could.
I shouldn't hold something like that.
I know you can't.
What?
That's okay! You'll understand eventually.
If you ever want to hold the Pendant instead, just ask me, okay?
Okay.
It was your mother's before.
I simply thought it would suit her better.
But it seems there may be some cause and effect in your similarities after all...
Still, I understand that was unfair to you.
I hope you can forgive me.
It's not like it matters.
Then why the fuck were you whining about it 5 seconds ago? I don't understand any of you. However do you mean? It's been how many years, and you all just
go on like nothing happened?
You act like all of you knew the whole time that you would meet here. The future has a funny way of never being how we know it.
But we never had to know;
All we had to do was decide.
The future cannot hold a candle to resolution.
If we had defeated Solaris back at the Retarded island and done some other stuff that activates the "Anna Smiles" Switch this conversation would be even longer, with Anna getting even more le super speshul OC treatment.
That isn't the full extra conversation btw just a fragment of it but the tl:dr is that Anna directly influenced several key events but stuff like Luna an heroing on the Black Hole were not part of her plan and she is even shocked by this.
Considering something like the law of large
numbers, it's only logical this would happen
eventually if we kept looking.
Plus, we had a little help~
You're unbelievable.
What!
I can totally be believed!
Right Noel?
Sometimes.
Noel!!!
But despite being unbelievable, here you all are.
Then that just means you need to change your beliefs!
If how you see things isn't an accurate reflection of reality, then why keep looking that way?
You're the last person who should be saying that.
Or the first!
A reflection of reality, huh?
In that case...
Maybe it's better to just put the mirror down.
Let there be no reflection at all.
And see things however works best for you!
Smooth talking runs in the family, doesn't it? They got it from their mother. I don't think that's true. Maybe we all did.
And maybe we all have room to learn from them too.
It's tough to lose people, but you can just lean
on the people still around you!
So depend on us now!
Hey now, who's the parent here?
Oops!
But you are, of course, correct.
I only lament that I had to say "good bye" to Gardevoir and Luna to say "hello" to you. Not to mention the other boy.
But I'll admit, it could have been much worse, given the circumstances. Perhaps the only reason the damage
was so minimal was because Gardevoir fought to
control herself even through their hypnosis. Loyal to the very end?
That's something I'm not used to.
Maybe it's time you changed that!
Someone speaks from offscreen.
???: Um, excuse us!
You thought we were done? Nah how about we introduce two new characters right now. Seriously they keep finding excuses to drag out this retarded cutscene as much as possible.
Great job to both of you!
Did you open a daycare service while I wasn't looking? Maybe if I also wasn't looking.
Okay, everybody!
These are my friends, Lumi, and Eve!
LUMI: Um, hi!
EVE: We've caused a lot of trouble for you.
Please accept my apologies.
I believe the man in black who was here
before had called out to you?
That is correct... if pitiable.
It's kiiind of a long story, but basically, we were
stuck together with him for a long time...
...In the same body.
I wouldn't recommend the experience...
In essence, we've had to work for Team Meteor the entire time.
I developed the PULSE systems that have been used
to create a nearly-insurmountable degree of trouble.
Oh. Thanks for that.
Hey, she didn't do it because she wanted to!
I agreed to develop machines for Team Meteor
only under the condition that Lumi's physical body
would be adequately preserved.
That BOTH of our bodies would be.
You don't need to keep putting yourself aside.
I always intended to find a way to restore
ourselves to our proper bodies,
But working towards that was impossible when we
didn't even have the privacy of our own thoughts.
I'm happy to be back, but I wish we didn't have
to lose that poor Magnezone for it...
And full control took a little while to get used to again...
It was difficult at first, yes.
Thank you again for what you did.
Totally!
And... what exactly was that?
Noel and I switched places with these girls!
Nostra said it would be really important for them to wake up right away!
Thanks to that, we were able to help Sargon reach this place.
We hid in and moved through vents to evade Team Meteor and
stole our Pokémon back to help Sargon.
The fuck you mean?
Oh the Glaceon and Espeon were yours.
Thanks for taking good care of Glaceon, Sargon!
Fuck you, I intended to keep it for myself.
Though what happened after Sargon actually got here could have gone better.
Yeah...
Um, don't get us wrong, Sargon! We're not trying to fault you!
But we knew Zero would try to use Hypno to control you--
So we tried to stop it!
We tried to cut the system's power as soon as
he used it on you,
But unfortunately, the power supply had an auto-reboot function.
I hadn't accounted for this to preempt it, so all we
were able to do was power cycle the system.
We were hoping if we did it enough, maybe it
would make enough holes in the control scheme for
Sargon to break through!
But you saw the result.
That's okay, you tried as best you could!
I feel really bad for Cain...
He never even had a chance to act on his own from
the time he came here to when he fell into the black hole...
Lol, at least I'm finally free of him.
Yeah... but!
Sargon came back, so maybe he can too!
Speaking of coming back, it may be
prudent for us to quit this place before too long.
Um!
Would it be all right for us to go with you?
We don't really know who else to turn to to get away from Team Meteor...
Are you kidding?!
Not only can you come with us-- you have to!
I see no reason why not.
Everyone will be waiting in Calcenon City!
I have some information about Team Meteor that
will be of relevance to you all as well.
It's time to wake up~
Look at all the friends surrounding you!
What... What happened?
Where is Cain?
We'll have to explain later... For now we need to get going!
Um!
By the way, there was that boy sleeping in one of the elevators still!
That sounds like a cozy place.
We tried to wake him up after Hypno had been
stopped, but he still wouldn't move.
Even Glaceon's Heal Bell wouldn't work-- he
just went right back to sleep every time!
We'll see what we can do.
Should worse come to worst, I'll carry him myself.
Can you really get him by yourself?
All the way to Calcenon?
Certainly not.
But as long as we have our Pokémon, anything is possible.
...
Don't worry, Daddy! You'll see her again!
Nostra said so!
Did she now...
Then I suppose I have no choice but to believe it.
Let us be on our way. Fuck no!
I'm fed up with all of you schizo niggers!
Awh, that's okay, I understand!
Do what you need to, but make sure to meet up with us in Calcenon City later!
And they FINALLY leave, the cutscene that starts as soon as you exit the void that has left Sargon in place in that same fucking tile lasted for 29 minutes and 22 seconds while the void sequence took me 23 minutes to clear trough, so after the Glass Gauntlet the game basically decides to throw a 52 Minute long exposition dump.
Anyway this episode is too long already, I'll sperg properly in another post. See you next time!
Seriously, though, it's a good thing this story was developed before the leaks over the last couple of days. If they had been making this today, you just know that every character would have a Poké waifu/husbando since it's "canon".
anyone with a brain who looked at the lore knows that this is because bennet is a tranny chaser, but now that a real girl is actually interested in him he's forgetting about her
Lol what kinds of fucking names are those? Fantasia I can somewhat understand that a guy called Radomus might pick such a name for his kid, and it also sounds like a name a tranny would choose for himself, like Cosmo Wright calling himself Narcissa, but fucking "Painter" what in the goddamn crap were the retarded devs thinking when they picked that name?
this is coming from someone whos deadname is Tuomas (not trans but the term still fits) and cheats at chess using vibrating anal beads
who accidentally unsealed the fucking devil somehow, sent his kids off to doctor electrorape as babies which only put them in more danger, and does nothing but fuck his gardevoir and an UNDERAGE tranny all day rather than do anything actually productive
I knew this would more or less be the general sentiment, originally the void and this last one were a single episode but the Farms itself was like "Fuck no" it was way over the character limit.
autism I guess, also this meme more or less describes the situation
Sometimes I even laugh a little at the stupidity of the plot, especially when its something retarded but the game tries to portray it as a super smart move.
It is not a simple story... but I will say it as
clearly as I can.
Mistakes are lessons waiting to be learned,
And some might say I have been very well educated indeed.
During one such lesson, a certain person helped me
understand that particular objects could be very dangerous in that group's possession.
So, I did what I had to, and stole those particular objects.
In order to disguise their origin, I asked a close
friend to fashion each of them into jewelry.
Jewelry was a passion of his back then, but he was
unprepared for the energy those keys held, and one of them broke in half.
He was able to recover it, and he did fantastic work
with the others, so I gave him one of the finished pieces as thanks.
And with the others, I sought out buyers.
In particular, I searched for strong Trainers who
would be able to effectively defend the pieces,
should Meteor try to recover them.
Caroline and Monty were the first.
With two Gym Leaders together, I felt certain they would be safe.
They chose the Sapphire Key to match their eldest daughter's name.
Next was Mr. Molinar.
And the last one I entrusted to the beauty who showed me the light.
That was your mother.
And so, I reinvented myself with a new name, a
new personality, and a new history.
Sargon, I hope you will forgive me for deceiving you.
My wealth has never come from my success as a chess player.
It came from the sales of those Keys, and a few extra digits taken from Meteor's coffers.
I always hoped to be able to fulfill your mother's dream of living in a castle.
Radomus was originally part of Team Meteor.
Then his wife told him that the Keys were dangerous.
And he stole them.
After stealing them, he gets Sirius (Who wasn't part of Team Meteor at this point) to turn them into jewelry.
At the same time, he steals several million pokedollars worth of gold or shit from Team Meteor's coffers, and uses that money to have a castle get built.
(Read Elias's diary for his side of the situation, this requires doing the R Key sidequest)
In the personnel documents from E19, someone named "Tuomas Vanhanen" is mentioned.
Putting two and two together, yeah that's him.
I really have to applaud your dedication to this LP. And nice work on the Glass Gauntlet, i also really enjoy that battle. You can do some fun things with it. I forgot all about the infamous cutscene, my brain just repressed it. Thanks for reminding me, it is so fucking retarded i don't have words. It has to be an example of the most overindulgent peaces of writing i've ever seen.
I knew this would more or less be the general sentiment, originally the void and this last one were a single episode but the Farms itself was like "Fuck no" it was way over the character limit.
There's only so much random bullshit Randomus and Luna can say before my eyes glaze over and I just start skimming. Half 90% of the shit they say just doesn't matter, and is superfluous. An editor needs to go through the script and force them to cut the fat out. The entire recap of events did not need to happen, window licking retards could pick up what was going on.
instructions unclear, hired a they/them trender as an editor and now there's a new OC and no-one has established ages anymore, also the writing quality is even worse
rejuv, by far (also i am working on the LP again)
reborn is based on an old RP and as such as at least consistently awful
rejuv has a tendency to repeatedly retcon itself to the point that they had to make a canon explanation for why this keeps happening, treats legendaries like the mainline games do and has them in the hands of every other antagonist and also all of the elite four, i would rather circumcise a rabid cat play pokemon insurgence than play through its torture porn segments (what is it with pooners and torture porn)
it used to have soul but they got rid of it to appeal to tumblrites (e.g. the people of goldenwood actually about to lynch the dumbass wigger child got turned into the dumbass wigger child running away from them), and like 10% of it is literally just ripping off pokemon reborn's story beats but worse
also you have access to the dev room before completing the game and despite it saying that nothing is canon in there, you have to go into it to access the Normalium-Z and the 3 Galar Starters' Mega Stones (yes, the Gigantamax Forms are Megas in Rejuv, Ogerpon's special Tera forms are also Megas, and Terapagos is handled like Power Construct.) and TWO of the developers have their author avatars show up in the main game (Technically Reborn does this too, but Ame gets to 41% in stomach acid like he always wanted to, and Cass is only in postgame and isn't involved with the league. I'm not counting Crim because her author avatar only shows up in the Battle Pavilion as an easter egg and only has a 1/18 or something chance to show up, and the Special Opponent is guaranteed to show up instead of anyone else if you're in the middle of That Quest In Postgame)
Nigger wut? I swear to God it's always kids and troons that like torture porn, either as some cheap shock tactic or because their degenerates, the latter mostly for troons. I'll be honest I don't remember much from Insurgence, wasn't bad just forgetable. I liked some of the concepts like the Deltas and new Primal forms but the execution of the rest of the game didn't really interest me and at points was jarring as hell. I get the guy was a kid when he made the game which is impressive on it's own so I will excuse and ignore a lot of the shit writing. I haven't tried Resurgence so I hope it's better.
it used to have soul but they got rid of it to appeal to tumblrites (e.g. the people of goldenwood actually about to lynch the dumbass wigger child got turned into the dumbass wigger child running away from them), and like 10% of it is literally just ripping off pokemon reborn's story beats but worse
Kek, really? Given the example you provided it sounded more edgy which I have mixed feeling of, but I'll take it over overly safe faggotry. I've looking into the people praising this game and they're the usual suspects you'll see on this faggified internet.
also you have access to the dev room before completing the game and despite it saying that nothing is canon in there, you have to go into it to access the Normalium-Z and the 3 Galar Starters' Mega Stones (yes, the Gigantamax Forms are Megas in Rejuv, Ogerpon's special Tera forms are also Megas, and Terapagos is handled like Power Construct.)
Huh they have those Pokemon, interesting. Also Dynamax can eat my dick so this is an appealing change, I'm mixed on Tera forms but they're not bad so it's an odd change, engine limitations? The dev room thing sounds retarded and another instance of troons and faggots self-aggrandizing again. "Oh look at me I'm so cool and important, look at my OC or I'll lock away shit you might like!"
TWO of the developers have their author avatars show up in the main game (Technically Reborn does this too, but Ame gets to 41% in stomach acid like he always wanted to, and Cass is only in postgame and isn't involved with the league.
Like I said. Fuck even their teams shows how much of a faggot they are and how they're insecure coomers:
Lol Megas as a default, kill yourself.
"Friendly local"
"REEEEEEEEEE YOU DIDN'T PET THE WHOLESOME GLACION I'M GOING TO THROW MIN-MAXXED LEGENDARIES AT YOU"
Would also greatly explain why the Rejuv male player characters all look so feminine. Fuck even the non-binary (rope yourself) characters just look like male and female anyway so why have them? At least Reborn's have character even if they're uninspired (seriously one is just a younger Cynthia). Not speaking on the rivals because...
Trannies trying not to create the worst, absolute degenerate character possible challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (GONE EXACTLY AS EXPECTED) (TTD). Instinct for going after vulnerable eggs looking after younger kids, can't make this shit up. I bet you when he "drops the attitude" his real voice comes out
I want to ask but I have a feeling that this might be someone's fetish. I don't care how good the gameplay of these two games might be, if it includes such a horrible story I have to slog through I don't care. That's why the only recent fan games and rom hacks I played that I actually like is Infinite Fusion (story isn't shoved down your throat so hard and has fun mechanics) and Unbound respectively. Any recommendations?
I mean it was edgier (and personally i find a certain level of edge ok) but there were more actually funny jokes and examples of characters using their power... without any overly melodramatic venting about it.
Huh they have those Pokemon, interesting. Also Dynamax can eat my dick so this is an appealing change, I'm mixed on Tera forms but they're not bad so it's an odd change, engine limitations?
ok the Terapagos thing is from a gen 9 mod for reborn and a seperate one from rejuv, rejuv is on gen 8 currently
it's not so much engine limitations as that tera is just cancer when trying to build actual teams for the opponent and how they'll decide what to use it on
the LAWDS mod for rejuv has pseudo-Tera on the Crystal Cavern field with held gems, but that requires having a gem held
daily reminder that cass has a hateboner for pokemon essentials for blackboxing their code
and so decided to make it better (I will admit it is better. It's a hell of a lot less laggy. The difference between pre-E12 and E16 is palpable.)
and blackboxed what she made herself
cain is a cis male, pansexual, and fifteen years old (GO DILATE IF YOU DISAGREE WITH THIS NUMBER, YOU WROTE IT YOURSELF)
he isn't a groomer (yet) and in the post-postgame he mellows out (because adrienn hires several therapists who aren't electrorapists who use electric type pokemon to perform ECT to rape people and also actually rape people with their penises - sigmund actually does that) and becomes a public speaker, he is literally just gay for attention
ame has a vore fetish, this was put on his page by someone claiming to be an irl friend of his after the hydreigon eating it got added to the plot
after that got removed they put it back saying "please let ame rest in stomach acid"
also the (Postgame Tier 3 Spoilers) ame rpgmxp event in the Celebi quest is called "HEAD of the league"
there is a small chance that ame does not in fact have a vore fetish but the evidence lines up, why else would hydreigon eat his head instead of slash him to shreds like what's happened to every single team meteor grunt so far?
it's not so much engine limitations as that tera is just cancer when trying to build actual teams for the opponent and how they'll decide what to use it on
Well it's not something I ever used (since I don't care for modern Pokemon and will never play them again) so I'm not too concerned with how it's implemented.
daily reminder that cass has a hateboner for pokemon essentials for blackboxing their code
and so decided to make it better (I will admit it is better. It's a hell of a lot less laggy. The difference between pre-E12 and E16 is palpable.)
and blackboxed what she made herself
Spite is the ultimate motivator. Also, blackbox? As in obfuscate their code? If so, of course. "Creative" people are the worst most of the time, something that could benefit a lot of people is usually made by egotistical narcissists who don't want to to benefit anyone but themselves.
cain is a cis male, pansexual, and fifteen years old (GO DILATE IF YOU DISAGREE WITH THIS NUMBER, YOU WROTE IT YOURSELF)
he isn't a groomer (yet) and in the post-postgame he mellows out (because adrienn hires several therapists who aren't electrorapists who use electric type pokemon to perform ECT to rape people and also actually rape people with their penises - sigmund actually does that) and becomes a public speaker
Fags really aren't self-aware, by fags I mean the writer(s).
>We have to make a super totally not overly gay character!
>Let's have his character arc be that he's just a little attention seeking shit!
Cinema, it would be based it was on purpose.
after that got removed they put it back saying "please let ame rest in stomach acid"
also the (Postgame Tier 3 Spoilers) ame rpgmxp event in the Celebi quest is called "HEAD of the league"
there is a small chance that ame does not in fact have a vore fetish but the evidence lines up, why else would hydreigon eat his head instead of slash him to shreds like what's happened to every single team meteor grunt so far?
so Sigmund Connal, or Doctor Electrorape as everyone calls him, is the only therapist in the region
he runs the orphanage and performs ECT with his electivire
he uses ECT as punishment for basically anything the orphans do there and always uses ECT as the first option for dealing with a problem
He also raped Saphira in the middle of one of his own schizophrenic episodes.
Despite dropping THAT bombshell when you get the final badge, Ame decided that giving him a post-death redemption arc that explains why he's misunderstood and fucked up was a good idea. (Jirachi Quest)
