Poland Appreciation Thread - Honoring our esteemed hosts

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Since Poland has proven to be the most based of all internet host countries, and as its National Independence Day in Poland, I thought it might be appropriate to honor them!

1. The Winged Hussars
   
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_hussars
   
   These badasses saved Western Civilization at the Battle of Vienna in 1683, rescuing the besieged city from the Ottoman hordes. (Well, they saved it until at least early 21st Century.) Of course, Sabaton memorialized them:
   
2. Pierogi
   Yeah the Asians (ok the Chinese) created dumplings, but the Poles perfected it. Grind up some meat, slap in some fermented cabbage, some potatoes, some cheese, maybe some mushrooms. Fry up some onions, put on some cream, delicious.
   
   
3. Cobi
   
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobi_(building_blocks)
   When those cucks in Denmark continued their "dancing around real world violence" spiel (while being ok with laser guns, light sabers, flintlocks, etc.), a newly liberated Poland said, let's make LEGO, but we'll do models that boys actually want to play with!
   
   
4. The Farms
   Not giving AF about bullshit internet idiots, Poland has bravely hosted the Farms, saving Western Civilization, at least on the Internet.
   

 

[BirdUp]

@Slav Power

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I've worked with quite a few Poles over the years; they tend to integrate well in Bongland because they're a lot like Britbongs from 50-60 years ago, and act as a voice of sanity
Poland also has one of the world's best national anthems:

 

[AgendaPoster]

I don't think this thread will end well even though I like Poland, just as I like other European nations

 

[Idiotron]

Here's some good Polish music for you fuckers.

 

[Breadbassket]

Their Legions in World War 1 had a good song.

Hard times for a legionnaire, one, two, three,
Fate haunts him like hell, one, two, three,
Doing a lot and eat a little,
Marching as fits him, one, two, one, two, three.

Friend, a rifle weights in hand, one, two, three.
The bayonet stings on the shoulder blade, one, two three.
And at the side, a pouch
And a trusty bottle , one, two, one, two, three.

Commanders wake up early, one, two, three,
They don't let a soldier sleep, one, two, three,
You've hardly pulled up your trousers,
in the field you go, my brother, one, two, one two three.

There were better times back then, one, two, three.
Because atleast we could eat Kielbasa, one, two, three.
Before the good times come back again,
You would have long kicked the bucket, one, two, one, two, three.

People give us only bread, one, two, three.
That bread is baked from old sawdust, one, two, three.
You will drink 10 drops of thin soup,
and you'll live on a day or two on that, one, two, one, two, three.

What they make our coffee from, one, two, three.
Makes it taste incredibly terrible, one, two, three.
And the meat also gags the men,
because it's neighing, meowing or barking, one, two, one, two, three.

In the morning they wake us with their loud swedish screaming, one, two, three.
The whole of the day is filled in german, one, two, three.
And they give us food in polish,
Yes, brother this is how we live, one, two, one, two, three.

 

[KittyGremlin]

I like Poles. most I've interacted with were very nice people. I just wish my countrymen stopped sperging about Vilnius during the interwar and united in our common hatred of filthy Muscovites.

 

[User names must be unique]

Tyskie is a beer that I like, that is bigger than the standard 440ml cans of other beers but doesn't cost as much as pint cans. also polish women.

 

[Named User]

But they also gave us Ashkenazis.

 

[Blackstar]

 

[użytkownik]

I like my language. Mostly for that hard orthography / phonics. It’s also funny when someone tries to say words or names in Polish.

Like, try to say these sentences yourself:

• Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewicz poszedł sobie do sklepu i kupił kilogram kaszanki.
• Zrewolwerowany rewolwerowiec zrewolwerował zrewolwerowanego rewolwerowca
• Kupiłem bilet do Choroszczy, w jedną stronę.

Good luck.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

on the subject of Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz,

(for context: your man is a Polish prisoner of war, who escaped on a train but ended up in Austria instead of France (confusing Strassberg with Strasbourg), and is now bullshitting an SS officer right to his face)

 

[AgendaPoster]

But they also gave us Ashkenazis.

Only served as temporary host, just like most of Central and East Europe

 

[30+GameOvers]

I have nothing to contribute, but since the legos were mentioned, I have this gem saved up from my old folder

Which way, white man?

 

[Unsane]

Jagshemash! I still laugh.

 

[Slav Power]

Kupiłem bilet do Choroszczy, w jedną stronę.

Na badania?

 

[użytkownik]

Na badania?

Na badania.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

in my mind and heart, poland is the capital of the EU but is usurped by the lesser states

the nazis gassed the poles to try to hide the fact that the poles are the actual master race

polish cuisine is one of the best in europe despite the relatively simple ingredients in most of the dishes, as long as you can get past how it looks

it's time people recognized the light and truth of polish supremacy

 

[Autistic Orson Welles]

Poland makes good games

 

[ffo kcuF]

Poland have produced some of the greatest Doom Metal I've ever heard. One of my favorite bands is Dopelord from Warsaw, and my all time favorite Doom Metal album is Children Of The Haze