POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

His PFP makes it very obvious he would say this type of shit.

Compare his appearance in his Sonichu 101 lecture to the way he looks now.

He used to look presentable, even normal. Now he looks like the kind of guy who would wear a tutu walking down the street.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Rather like how the Gay Men's Choir made their gay men seem like a bunch of pedophiles (and it proved true, so true that they supposedly redacted the Contact Us portion of their site and the list of names of men who are part of the choir), it makes you wonder if maybe they aren't just making it look that way.
Rather like the loli defenders/pedo connection, or the male feminist/youtuber rape/grooming connection, it makes you wonder if ultimately things seem this way because they really are this way.
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We're all just one Pixiv fanart away from a Babadook X Christine Chandler shipping meme. Yass queens!

tbf i got to see the babadook thing get popularized
it basically originated from netflix accidentally putting it in the LGBT series category and people were memeing on it
and IT followed suit because tumblrbabies dont know when to stop and like to stretch a joke till its breaking point and then keep going

the two are kinda unrelated to this current trend of queers trying to be all "punk" and contrarian by pretty much just acting gross, which is... well youre free to do so but u cant complain that people think you're gross after

 

[Blancmange]

That mugshot looks like someone who didn't regret what he did.

It actually looks like an involuntary permasmile, probably related to the pedosmile. I bet there's a whole psychological explanation for it. I think it's fair to say that anyone who looks like that can safely be put out of their misery.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

I agree with another user here (forgot username and cannot find post) about Chris not going to jail as soon as he's charged. He'll be charged with rape, incest, elder abuse and listed as a sex offender but he will receive a suspended sentence and spend X amount of years on parole, do community service, won't be able to live within a certain distance of schools or parks, but still living out in the real world. Whether he breaks his parole conditions, or does something else, which lands him in the clink is another story.

I imagine Barb will be put in some sort of assisted living facility and Chris would only be permitted supervised visits, if even permitted to visit at all. Perhaps any of her assets will be sold in order to pay for that, but what happens when neither a mother nor her son are capable of making decisions like that? Barb because she clearly has quite onset dementia, and Chris because he raped and abused her so there must be some sort of legal conflict of interest there. Who steps in? Will Joseph (Chris' half-brother) come onto the scene? I know that Joseph hates Barb, and by proxy Chris, but his own mother was raped by his estranged half-brother - it would be hard to not have that affect you.

Yeah, I’m sure the police decided to arrest CWC because they saw something on Kiwifarms/Reddit. I’m no legal person, but I genuinely do not think Chris would have been arrested if they did not find semen on a rape kit or something of the like. (Please correct me if I’m wrong.)

I just feel like a voice call and a crunchy picture of a text isn’t enough to hold someone on.

All you need to have, to get someone arrested and questioned for any kind of sexual crime, is someone saying it happened. You need evidence to charge someone with the crime, but when you have messages and audio of the potential perp admitting to the crimes in question, then it's pretty open and shut. They will do a rape test on Barb, but unless they come across evidence that suggests that Chris was coerced into saying those things, I don't think the results of that will matter too much.

 

[FaggotWhoLikesDarkSouls]

Punished Venom Chris saga in coming, outer cwcville will be a nation for sex offenders and PlayStation fuckers.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

It actually looks like an involuntary permasmile, probably related to the pedosmile. I bet there's a whole psychological explanation for it. I think it's fair to say that anyone who looks like that can safely be put out of their misery.

maybe he fell for the meme that smiling in ur mugshot makes u look cool and badass and they cant meme on him
little does he know, if ur at a point where u have a mugshot, u better just take the L

youre already the guy who fucked his mom. u dont wanna be the guy who fucked his mom and then gave a "i regret nothing" shit eating grin about it

 

[EyelessMC]

That's probably not a bad way to detect threats, but aren't you going to have to make exceptions when you meet a nice reasonable crossdresser who doesn't really mind what pronouns you use and shares interests with you?

Depends on if they draw Nintendo/Sega cross-overs.
But really you're just describing a transvestite. The difference between these two kinds of degeneracy is that transvestites don't demand you capitulate everything to aquiesce to their literal self-endorsed mental illness. They also aren't known for raping their own mother.
Transvestites = Rocky Horror Picture Show
Trannies/trangender = Buffalo Bill

I don't like either and wouldn't want either around kids or the infermed, but the difference is there. The REAL way to detect a threat is if you find someone wearing one of these...

lol Forget about the Kiwi Coin having Chris's face on it. At least Null has other forms of passive income. Imagine the people on Etsy etc. who just lost their entire secondary revenue stream. As they say, never put all your eggs in one basket case.

 

[A Grey Cat]

It actually looks like an involuntary permasmile, probably related to the pedosmile. I bet there's a whole psychological explanation for it. I think it's fair to say that anyone who looks like that can safely be put out of their misery.

It's a smile that comes from being so far gone that Chris believes

1. The merge will free him any minute now

2. If it doesn't then like any cartoon of the week or sitcom everything will magically reset at the end of the week and all will be right as rain.


Really we say Chris's best bet for survival is to finally drop the merge goddess bullshit but it may actually benefit him in the long run to keep it up. The inmates will still smack him upside the head to shut up then eventually give up when they realize he's a tard who'll never learn and the system may take some pity on him to see him babbling and playing with whatever lint and scarp he can salvage (the spoon from his mess kit the drinking straw ext) while talking to thin air and trying to make out with it claiming to be kissing "magichan and cryzel" goodbye

 

[IsaacShraeder]

I agree with another user here (forgot username and cannot find post) about Chris not going to jail as soon as he's charged. He'll be charged with rape, incest, elder abuse and listed as a sex offender but he will receive a suspended sentence and spend X amount of years on parole, do community service, won't be able to live within a certain distance of schools or parks, but still living out in the real world. Whether he breaks his parole conditions, or does something else, which lands him in the clink is another story.

I imagine Barb will be put in some sort of assisted living facility and Chris would only be permitted supervised visits, if even permitted to visit at all. Perhaps any of her assets will be sold in order to pay for that, but what happens when neither a mother nor her son are capable of making decisions like that? Barb because she clearly has quite onset dementia, and Chris because he raped and abused her so there must be some sort of legal conflict of interest there. Who steps in? Will Joseph (Chris' half-brother) come onto the scene? I know that Joseph hates Barb, and by proxy Chris, but his own mother was raped by his estranged half-brother - it would be hard to not have that affect you.


All you need to have, to get someone arrested and questioned for any kind of sexual crime, is someone saying it happened. You need evidence to charge someone with the crime, but when you have messages and audio of the potential perp admitting to the crimes in question, then it's pretty open and shut. They will do a rape test on Barb, but unless they come across evidence that suggests that Chris was coerced into saying those things, I don't think the results of that will matter too much.

I don't know shit about American Law but doesn't a felony rape conviction carry a minimum sentence of at least one year?

 

[Baklava]

Idk, like, I've got friends who crossdress and they're based, I guess when you say troon you're talking more about the larger trans ideology though?

I mean yeah trans people are perverted and autistic and retarded, but like, literally everyone is perverted and autistic and retarded, people don't like to think if they can help it.

The "based crossdresser" is just someone afflicted with cognitive dissonance. If you think everyone is an autistic retard pervert, you've been hanging out with too many transvestites who think a porn addiction is a personality trait.

Anyway, what's the over/under on Chris getting hit with other charges related to Barb besides rape, incest, and/or Social Security fraud?

 

[KittyGremlin]

"This is an ongoing investigation with additional charges pending."

It's on like donkey kong

Just as I thought. While he confessed to the act, the medical examination of Barb presumably hasn't been completed at that point so they could only immediately arrest him for the one crime he admitted to. I feel Chris won't see freedom until the middle of this decade for sure, and even longer if he ends up in a mental institution.

 

[Blue_Snow]

Idk, like, I've got friends who crossdress and they're based, I guess when you say troon you're talking more about the larger trans ideology though?

We're getting off-topic anyway.

A new fag defending troons. Let me guess, you just made an account because of the tranny fuckin his mom. Christ, go back to Reddit

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

I don't know shit about American Law but doesn't a felony rape conviction carry a minimum sentence of at least one year?

In VA, it's a minimum sentence of 5 years - but that doesn't mean Chris will be in prison for 5 years, or even 1 year. He could serve all 5 years as a suspended sentence or parole.

 

[Sandraker]

Idk, like, I've got friends who crossdress and they're based, I guess when you say troon you're talking more about the larger trans ideology though?

You ever question yourself about how long it takes before this ideology slowly rots you and your friend's minds?

Every online addicted crossdresser/troon inevitably falls prey to their own dopamine hits to the point where thats all they are. Caricatures of people.

I've been in the same boat with these similar friends but they all turn into the same thing from the same type of lost souls. Lonely niche hobby nerdy types that are craving attention anyway they can till they to mod a discord server and try to groom someone's lost 14 year old son.

 

[KittyGremlin]

The "based crossdresser" is just someone afflicted with cognitive dissonance. If you think everyone is an autistic retard pervert, you've been hanging out with too many transvestites who think a porn addiction is a personality trait.

Anyway, what's the over/under on Chris getting hit with other charges related to Barb besides rape, incest, and/or Social Security fraud?

Elder abuse, and if the court finds him to be the caretaker in this situation there may be consequences for his failure to fulfill that role. This is all assuming they somehow find him to be of sound mind.

 

[Blue_Snow]

In VA, it's a minimum sentence of 5 years - but that doesn't mean Chris will be in prison for 5 years, or even 1 year. He could serve all 5 years as a suspended sentence or parole.

Sex crimes, they usually want prison time but with Chris he might get what he want and not server any. This legal system is shit.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Just as I thought. While he confessed to the act, the medical examination of Barb presumably hasn't been completed at that point so they could only immediately arrest him for the one crime he admitted to. I feel Chris won't see freedom until the middle of this decade for sure, and even longer if he ends up in a mental institution.

My prediction is that Barb told the police it wasn't consensual and they needed some time for her to cool down before doing a full interview. They probably didn't want to immediately grill an elderly rape victim, so they picked up Chris on the incest charge and will add rape once she has given a full statement.

 

[break these cuffs]

I don't know shit about American Law but doesn't a felony rape conviction carry a minimum sentence of at least one year?

90% of criminal cases do not go to trial in the US. The odds of Chris taking a plea deal for lesser crimes is very high. Whether or not they would come with suspended sentence, probation, etc. or just a lighter sentence depends on what he actually gets charged with. There is a legal thread with Farmers claiming legal knowledge answering questions and giving what appears to be solid information.

 

[Ryanwasgay]

My prediction is that Barb told the police it wasn't consensual and they needed some time for her to cool down before doing a full interview. They probably didn't want to immediately grill an elderly rape victim, so they picked up Chris on the incest charge and will add rape once she has given a full statement.

I mean she didn't call the police once to tell them hey my son is raping me every 3 days so I doubt she said anything of the sort to them. Most likely she isn't fully aware of what is even going on.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

I mean she didn't call the police once to tell them hey my son is raping me every 3 days so I doubt she said anything of the sort to them. Most likely she isn't fully aware of what is even going on.

That's not really a sign of anything. People under the control of a manipulator like Chris, especially people debilitated with a condition like dementia, often need outside help. Her son was literally raping her... she probably didn't want to risk getting further injury from him.