POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Lord of the Large Pants]

If Chris goes to court, I want a Bojack Horseman style jury consisting of everybody he dicked over in the past, with Nool as the foreman.

 

[boongus]

If Chris goes to court, I want a Bojack Horseman style jury consisting of everybody he dicked over in the past, with Nool as the foreman.

it'd be like the last episode of Seinfeld

 

[Amelia Watson]

I want Chris charged for making me remember this.

 

[Bloody bunny]

surely you can post some proof of those cities being eradicated if it happened.

I could but why bother,you're a boring troll.

 

[AnimeAvatard]

I want Chris charged for making me remember this.

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I... Totally forgot about this. I must have blocked this out of my brain. Screw you for also for making me remember this.

 

[maguyver16]

If Chris goes to court, I want a Bojack Horseman style jury consisting of everybody he dicked over in the past, with Nool as the foreman.

It'll be like the end of Seinfeld

 

[AnimeAvatard]

surely you can post some proof of those cities being eradicated if it happened.

There are plenty of other places like the BLM/Antifa thread to discuss that. This thread is about Chris.

 

[Beowulf_Polaris]

Another reason why Chris will probably catch a beat down is his poor hygiene. People in prison are already stuck in tight quarters with each other but when you're stuck close to someone who rarely showers and shits themselves it's gonna piss you off. Chris for the love of god clean your stinky ass.

I personally don't think they are going to put someone who looks and smells like Chris into prison.

EDIT: They're going to have to put him outside in a cage.

 

[Special Agent DustyPoncho]

There are plenty of other places like the BLM/Antifa thread to discuss that. This is about Chris.

you're the one that brought it up :/

 

[Bucky Fucking Barnes]

The beginning of the end, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Xenarthran]

Policemans please free Chris and give him a gun

All those dang trolls and them dang dirty jerks better run better run, out run my gun.

All of the trolls with their troll websites, better run better run, faster then my Walther (Megatron)

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

I'm so gonna need to stock up on popcorn for the looney bin saga.

 

[Special Agent DustyPoncho]

I could but why bother,you're a boring troll.

no u

 

[sonatine]

The real dimensional merge were the newfags and journos we met along the way.

 

[Truly Rural]

That poor investigator. I bet Ralph will fill his voice mailbox up long before 4chan has the chance. "JOSHUA MOOOOOOOON! YOU GAWTA INVESTIGATE JOSHUA CANNER MOOOOON! GAYTOR, TELL EM GAYTOR! MOOOOOOOON!"

 

[MugolEx]

I know it is fake because if Twitter caught a police department saying nigga then the Twitter retards would burn down another city.

That's how this can get even better!
>Chris spergs the fuck out when he finds out he's not going to a female prison
>The cops have to knee his fat neck to subdue him
>Video is leaked of a tranny getting the George Floyd treatment
>Another year of mostly peaceful riots start that are so bad it starts the second civil war
>MFW Sonichu causes the downfall of the United States.

 

[AnimeAvatard]

That's how this can get even better!
>Chris spergs the fuck out when he finds out he's not going to a female prison
>The cops have to knee his fat neck to subdue him
>Video is leaked of a tranny getting the George Floyd treatment
>Another year of mostly peaceful riots start that are so bad it starts the second civil war
>MFW Sonichu causes the downfall of the United States.
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AJAB

ALL JERKOPS ARE BASTARDS

 

[Gaol]

To be honest, Chris is really screwed one way of another. Let's say they get a slap on the wrist for some reason, Chris is now basically homeless.

He will not be allowed back into 14 Branchland Court , because Barb will be staying there and most likely will have an order of protection. He will also have to relinquish every access to her accounts so that would mean he would not have money. I am not legal expert so I don't know if his tugboat would be hurt because of the conviction, however if it is he will really be in a pickle, he might be allowed to get some of his things under police supervision but we all know most of the things Chris has is just trash.

Now what would happen if Barb died while Chris was homeless/jail? Well the bank would default on the house and take it, most likely tossing everything out to the yard, where a horde of weens would be waiting to try to grab a piece of Christory or anything deemed "valuable" As for the pets, most likely they will stay with Barb until her eventual passing or their passing, whichever comes first.

 

[zettalow]

That's how this can get even better!
>Chris spergs the fuck out when he finds out he's not going to a female prison
>The cops have to knee his fat neck to subdue him
>Video is leaked of a tranny getting the George Floyd treatment
>Another year of mostly peaceful riots start that are so bad it starts the second civil war
>MFW Sonichu causes the downfall of the United States.

I'll gladly give up my country for Sonichu to be mentioned in history books centuries from now.

 

[What Is Happening?!?!?!]

I cant wait to listen to Null's next MATI, this shit is wild

To be honest, Chris is really screwed one way of another. Let's say they get a slap on the wrist for some reason, Chris is now basically homeless.

He will not be allowed back into 14 Branchland Court , because Barb will be staying there and most likely will have an order of protection. He will also have to relinquish every access to her accounts so that would mean he would not have money. I am not legal expert so I don't know if his tugboat would be hurt because of the conviction, however if it is he will really be in a pickle, he might be allowed to get some of his things under police supervision but we all know most of the things Chris has is just trash.

Now what would happen if Barb died while Chris was homeless/jail? Well the bank would default on the house and take it, most likely tossing everything out to the yard, where a horde of weens would be waiting to try to grab a piece of Christory or anything deemed "valuable" As for the pets, most likely they will stay with Barb until her eventual passing or their passing, whichever comes first.

"were in the endgame now"