POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Haint]

If they can put him away for years for rape and incest, I find it hard to imagine their also mounting an extremely shaky case that these scribbled Pokemon doodles constitute drawn child pornography.

Of course, we're all speculating here.

Now the Po Po gonna have too read all of Sonichu!

 

[boongus]

That's how this can get even better!
>Chris spergs the fuck out when he finds out he's not going to a female prison
>The cops have to knee his fat neck to subdue him
>Video is leaked of a tranny getting the George Floyd treatment
>Another year of mostly peaceful riots start that are so bad it starts the second civil war
>MFW Sonichu causes the downfall of the United States.

I want the police to have a seminar where they get informed of all the sonichu lore.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

I don't think the officers would have placed him in to the front seat of their patrol car if they felt that he was a danger to anyone but himself.

This motherfucker is a danger not only to himself, but Barb as well.

 

[ChonkyNeko]

>he
lawl

and the investigation is ongoing, you say? oh, this is where the fun begins.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

post proof

How about you kill yourself instead, newfag nigger

 

[The Spice boi]

The final boss of Sonichu was always destined to be the US Judicial system

Man, the Police Department in Greene county must be getting sick of all the calls from weens and trolls. Feel like they'll just book him to get left the fuck alone

 

[Alpha Kennybody]

have any lawyer types been able to comment on how long he could be sitting in jail? Or is it a how long is a piece of string moment.

 

[LargeChoonger]

Not only that a person in a court of law needs to understand what they did and why it was wrong to contribute to their own defense. Anyone who has followed Chris for a while could see he would have some serious problems with that.

That's a really good point, and sadly fairly common on the internet. You can find weirdos who want to fuck and grope their female friends and family, because they think it's a normal way to show affection, all over the internet. Especially in places like /r9k/ recently

 

[AnimeAvatard]

Especially in places like /r9k/ recently

Isn't the number 1 rule of r9k not to believe everything you read though?

 

[Pyra]

have any lawyer types been able to comment on how long he could be sitting in jail? Or is it a how long is a piece of string moment.

check the legal thread.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Chris just got a new mugshot from the jail they moved him to

He is still smiling like a moron

Unfortunately reality has not sunk in for him yet

motherfucker lookin like a chequered flag

 

[LargeChoonger]

Isn't the number 1 rule of r9k not to believe everything you read though?

You'd think that until you come across a thread of a guy thirsting and posting pictures of his actual zero reverse image search results mom

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

no u

 

[Special Agent DustyPoncho]

How about you kill yourself instead, newfag nigger

Woah there buster, might want to take a breath and do a few spins in your office chair, there's no need for that sort of language

 

[Spectre777]

Isn't the number 1 rule of r9k not to believe everything you read though?

r9k. That den of degeneracy. All it brings to me now is horrid memories of that kid in a beany and furry face scarf blowing his brains out.Its rampant with troons.

 

[AnimeAvatard]

motherfucker lookin like a chequered flag
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Alex Jones learns about the Chris Chan drama

"CHRIS CHAN IS A FREEMASON AND SONICHU IS BASED ON AN ANCIENT PAGAN GOD"

Context: my meme didn't just spring out of nowhere, shizos believe everything black and white checkered equals Freemason

 

[GypsyBard]

The final boss of Sonichu was always destined to be the US Judicial system

Man, the Police Department in Greene county must be getting sick of all the calls from weens and trolls. Feel like they'll just book him to get left the fuck alone

Little do they know the ride never ends this is only the beginning

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

That's how this can get even better!
>Chris spergs the fuck out when he finds out he's not going to a female prison
>The cops have to knee his fat neck to subdue him
>Video is leaked of a tranny getting the George Floyd treatment
>Another year of mostly peaceful riots start that are so bad it starts the second civil war
>MFW Sonichu causes the downfall of the United States.
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>Russia and China capitalize on the disorder by invading the mainland United States
>The remaining government forces launch the nuclear arsenal as a desperate counter attack
>Mutually assured destruction.cavepainting
>MFW Sonichu leads to the complete collapse of human progress and sends us back to the stone age

Oh well. At least I got to laugh at retards

 

[JoyfulDarter]

have any lawyer types been able to comment on how long he could be sitting in jail? Or is it a how long is a piece of string moment.

You mean how long until he's formally charged and sentenced, or how long he'll be in jail for? Either way there's no way to really know. Hopefully because Chris was finally booked with the police department investigating the matter he'll be charged tomorrow, but who knows. Local governments are underfunded and inefficient, he could be stuck there for a fucking year before he's charged for all we know.

 

[LargeChoonger]

Woah there buster, might want to take a breath and do a few spins in your office chair, there's no need for that sort of language

Why do fags have to shit out passive-aggressive responses like this? It just confirms that you're absolutely seething