POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Vindeo]

I agree yet there are a lot of people here who seem interested in whether Chris gets BLACKED or not.

Haha. I mean, I am to ngl. He fucking deserves it.

 

[Clownery]

Has CWC ever actually done anything good, for anyone?
Like help out a charity
Donate art
Donate
Buy someone ELSE a hamburger
Anything????

His old Game Place gang said he once brought in his wii so kids could play

That’s literally the only thing I can think of.

 

[Michinoku Drunk Driver!]

Has CWC ever actually done anything good, for anyone?
Like help out a charity
Donate art
Donate
Buy someone ELSE a hamburger
Anything????

He would sleep for 48 hours at a time, piss and shit himself and drink Fanta mixed with his own coom, grope and molest women and attempt murder with his car. Not really the charitable type.

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

Has CWC ever actually done anything good, for anyone?
Like help out a charity
Donate art
Donate
Buy someone ELSE a hamburger
Anything????

He's donated a lot of laughs to me over the years so he's okay in my book

 

[The Last Stand]

What is he thinking in this picture?

He's thinking about the merge.

 

[D_Tractor]

Yes. Ever heard of Carl Panzram? Absolutely brutal son of a bitch who had a thing for inflicting Anal Sex on other men and boys, thanks to trauma courtesy of some religious school.

Carl Panzram - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Somebody like this would absolutely would make Chris their personal fucktoy.

Some rape for simple sexual gratification.
Some rape to feel powerful.
Some rape for the meme.

 

[GypsyBard]

I respect you for doing so, especially since you're not some anime avatar newfag.

No I am some made a terrible picture in Ms paint mostly lurker fag

 

[Spectre777]

I feel bad for the detective who was given the task to investigate Chris's case. Imagine their face when they see decades worth of Chris's history on the internet or when they come to the farms for their investigation. they are in for quite the shit show.

 

[Von Wolf Demon]

I would have agreed with you but apparently according to a Facebook post showed in an earlier thread the neighbors are very aware of Chris's existence.

Yeah, most of the pictures I've seen of the outside make it look like a hoarder dump. If I was a buyer, I would probably "hell no" to the entire block if I saw their place and turn around and look elsewhere. If for no other reason, houses like that tend to get infested with vermin which can cause problems for neighboring houses. I knew a hoarder family that didn't deal with raccoons and they fucked up the electrical to the point that it blew a local transformer for the whole block.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Tbh i wonder how he’d be treated in jail, if he’d come back after he’s served his time and whine about how bad it was

Personally, the scenario I have painted in my head is this:

An inmate approaches Chris asking to see his paperwork on what he was charged with. The first thing the inmate sees is 'incest with child/grandchild' and then the inmate leaves to share that information with other inmates. Chris gets jumped and the absolute shit is beat out of him because everyone assumes he's a pedophile that fucked a little kid. Chris screaming and crying desperately proclaims "I don't have a kid. I didn't have sex with a kid. I had sex with my mother." The inmates stop, look at each other in utter shock and then proceed to beat him even harder. Chris spends the rest of his days, isolated, known as "that sick, motherfucker."

 

[Goofy Goober]

If he just shuts the fuck up and listens to people, he will be treated fine.

Just realized that post probably meant how prisoners would treat him. He's gonna get teased at the very least, raped at most. If someone there knows a lot about his history and spreads it, his life is literally in that dudes hands.

 

[make_it_so]

Or maybe he has a flashback to the teachers and prinstapull holding him down and recording his screams, and fights his way out of the jail like the beginning of "First Blood".

How would autistic tard strength compare to hyper PTSD plus special forces training?

 

[human trash]

His old Game Place gang said he once brought in his wii so kids could play

That’s literally the only thing I can think of.

actually that was only so he could play smash bros with them

and he sperged out before too long because kids were beating him iirc

 

[GypsyBard]

I agree yet there are a lot of people here who seem interested in whether Chris gets BLACKED or not.

Beaten yes
Raped no
Come on even hardened prisoners with barely any options have some sort of standard

 

[Hogar Grupal]

His old Game Place gang said he once brought in his wii so kids could play

He would then get into fights with said kids.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Has CWC ever actually done anything good, for anyone?
Like help out a charity
Donate art
Donate
Buy someone ELSE a hamburger
Anything????

Yes.

 

[AnimeAvatard]

Some rape for the meme.

Prisoner 1: My prison sentence just got extended
Prisoner 2: Why?
Prisoner 1: I raped an infamous fat retard for meme reasons

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

Some rape for the meme.

And Chris will be the biggest meme to ever set foot in prison.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Has CWC ever actually done anything good, for anyone?

Provide LULz for the internet.

 

[A Money Creature]

Beaten yes
Raped no
Come on even hardened prisoners with barely any options have some sort of standard

but he's a pudgy blob with tits