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ManInTheBlarms said:
This is how you can tell these places source other shitty news sites and do zero research of any kind.
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It's a pretty big >redpill actually. Almost every time I read an article about a topic I'm familiar with, it's full of bullshit ranging from minor inaccuracies at best to total fucking lies at worst (like in this case). Makes you wonder how much retardation you've been fed about topics you don't know shit about by these "people".
 
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StraightShooter2 said:
Better yet the Semen + Fanta video.
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Actually the Orange Fanta kills the semen so you don't feel the millions of little squiggles in your mouth. So to be fair if you're going to drink semen then mixing it with Orange Fanta is the way to go. Even on porn sets. The pornstar will take a swig of Orange Fanta before the cum shot scene.
 
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kalma said:
I might be splitting hairs but am curious. In the main body, you mention benefits will be suspended after 30 days of confinement due to conviction and then later more broadly that it'll be suspended after a month of imprisonment. How does it work in cases (which I suspect are frequent) in which an individual is jailed, pretrial/plea, and it goes beyond 30 days(for example if they aren't offered ROR/bail or can't afford it and remain in county facility?) They're charged but not convicted/sentenced at that point?
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Your benefits can be reinstated starting with the month following the month of your release.
 
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Michinoku Drunk Driver! said:
That damage was already there. Didn't Chris back it into a truck a few months back? The initial stalker photos on weenit showed the damage before any of this other shit went down.
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That's what I thought but people keep saying that it was vandalized
In reality all they did was take the license plates which I know will be an unpopular opinion of mine but good on them they wanted them it's a victimless crime the plates will be thrown out anyway.
If they did actually vandalize the car then I won't agree upon that because it's something that would most likely be seized and sold same thing for the house
 
Marissa Moira said:
Is it true that he's going to now be sent to an all female prison?

Fuck your mom and win a trip to a place where women are forced to be around you? How is that justice?
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Happens in the UK a lot. Not sure if the USA has got that woke just yet.

www.theguardian.com

Lawful to imprison trans women sex offenders in female jails, judge rules

High court for England and Wales rejects challenge of former inmate who claims she was sexually assaulted by trans prisoner
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Karen White: how 'manipulative' transgender inmate attacked again

Former neighbours describe 52-year-old as volatile and violent amid questions over placement in all-female prison
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catmasterj said:
I hope his lawyer says Chris is incapable of thinking right and shows the cake fart video in court.
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Let's be honest here I know everyone is joking and everything but if you were his lawyer and you had to plead insanity how insanely easy would that actually be. Literally within 10 minutes of searching you could possibly have enough evidence of his insanity.
Personally I hope Chris wherever he ends up does get mental help because he definitely needs it.

It is in the community's best interest actually because Chris has no friends to speak of or family that would take him in and he will eventually be released from prison whether it be in 5 years 10 years 15 years whenever

What would the community rather have a homeless insane man walking around town fresh from prison or a homeless man with all his mental faculties fresh from prison

I'm just saying one is clearly more dangerous to the public than the other
 
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What do you think Chris is doing right now?

How do you think he spends his time in jail?

Is he reading books?
Is he getting jacked?
Or is he sperging out to the guy in his cell in lockup for battering his wife in a drunken row about Sonichu and those dammed dirty trolls online?
 
GypsyBard said:
Let's be honest here I know everyone is joking and everything but if you were his lawyer and you had to plead insanity how insanely easy would that actually be. Literally within 10 minutes of searching you could possibly have enough evidence of his insanity.
Personally I hope Chris wherever he ends up does get mental help because he definitely needs it.

It is in the community's best interest actually because Chris has no friends to speak of or family that would take him in and he will eventually be released from prison whether it be in 5 years 10 years 15 years whenever

What the community rather have a homeless insane man walking around town fresh from prison or a homeless man with all his mental faculties fresh from prison

I'm just saying one is clearly more dangerous to the public than the other
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It's obvious that Chris is mentally ill, but I doubt he will be able to be labelled criminally insane.

He still is self aware, could drive a car, operate to a degree in wider society, has enough mental capacity to understand basic morality.
 
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Chris gets called to the stand and proclaims " I WAS ONLY PRETENDING" rips his face off revealing that it was a mask all along and that he was a retired stockbroker who struck it rich at 19 and retired young just to troll the trolls by making them think Chris Chan was real. Everyone in the courtroom was in on it and the Judge gets up and rips their face mask off revealing that it was Barb.
 
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