POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Lancelout]

Everything since the leak and arrest has been the autism equivalent of Chernobyl.

I pity whoever has to clean THIS mess up, might be almost as hazardous to their health...

We need chris freed and on the streets. A critical part of the covid recovery is chris adventures; I hope the judge is aware of that

I still doubt this. There's no way the jury would just let some dude in a women's prison, even if he "identifies" as a woman. If that were the case, any man would just say they're a woman when they commit a crime and BOOM, Prison Harem.

its not quite that easy. Chris has identified as female for like 5 years nowand has had his name and gender changed for quite a while.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

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The official document addresses Chris as female and because we live in a crazy, batshit insane world, he will be charged as female. We don't want to offend this guy who raped his mother, that would made us and the world, just as bad as him, probably worst

Pure speculation. The press release states that Chris is a male. I'll wait until he's actually charged before making an assumption.

 

[BananaBlue]

I still doubt this. There's no way the jury would just let some dude in a women's prison, even if he "identifies" as a woman. If that were the case, any man would just say they're a woman when they commit a crime and BOOM, Prison Harem.

You have 2 meters, 160 kilos beasts literally cracking skulls at the females division of UFC cause they identify themselves as female and that is enough to be legally treated and labeled as one.
This is the world you live in bro.

 

[Grub]

its not quite that easy. Chris has identified as female for like 5 years now

Literally, so fucking what? That's not how reality works. Life isn't a Disney movie. You can't just believe hard enough and make shit true.

 

[Interchanger]

To be fair how many troons in Ruckersville get arrested on a daily basis. So there likely a little confused by Chris Chan's pronouns and what it means to where he'll eventually be sent. if Chris gets sent to prison, could be gets suspended probation at least that's what one thread on kiwi reckons.

 

[BananaBlue]

Literally, so fucking what? That's not how reality works. Life isn't a Disney movie. You can't just believe hard enough and make shit true.

Wish I was a martian like you. Your planet seems like a nice place to be, away from this madness.
But in planet earth, you are legally a woman and treated as one by any institution if you decide to become one.

 

[leadenema]

Middle Aged Female Rapes Her Elderly Dementia Ridden Mother With Her Dick

 

[johnny5150]

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The official document addresses Chris as female and because we live in a crazy, batshit insane world, he will be charged as female. We don't want to offend this guy who raped his mother, that would made us and the world, just as bad as him, probably worst

That was before he was transfer to Greene country.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Unlike gender, sexuality probably is a spectrum. You can make an argument that some random dude fucking a hot trap because the opportunity arose doesnt particularly make the dude a fag . The trap is a convincing impression of a woman and the fucking is a result of that. However people fetishizing traps clearly are gay. Otherwise one would just look at actual women. The dick is a central part of the trap gimmick and therefore its fundamentally gay

I'm no fag scholar but I know you suck one dick and you are a fag

 

[Mason Verger]

I still doubt this. There's no way the jury would just let some dude in a women's prison, even if he "identifies" as a woman. If that were the case, any man would just say they're a woman when they commit a crime and BOOM, Prison Harem.

And I just looked it up, it almost never happens in America. Even ultra-lib California hadn’t passed any laws in that regard yet. Trannies are still dodging dicks in Chino and San Quentin. Compound that with his possible conviction being a actual sex crime.. nah, Daily Fail is just being inflammatory.

 

[The Dirty Shorts Cowboy]

Old-skool Chris-Chan follower, Brit-Fag here…

The thing is, this whole infest thing is just so depressing, and nobody comes out of this looking good. Chris/Christine used to be an amiable, bumbling buffon

It’s still bullshit, some Brit chav rag wouldn’t know that over our domestic sources, and even if this is true.. it’s just county jail and he’s still basically in holding. Up until yesterday(when they first reported this bullshit) he was still technically in extradition transit. Nobody can say exactly we’re he’s going until he’s sentenced by a judge in like 6 months.

you think the ‘Daily Heil’ is a chav rag?

Get yourself some learning…

 

[Grub]

Wish I was a martian like you. Your planet seems like a nice place to be, away from this madness.
But in planet earth, you are legally a woman and treated as one by any institution if you decide to become one.

There's lots of retarded legal things. Legally corporations are people. Do you ever just go hang out and chat with a corporation? Do you believe you could just run into Apple or McDonald's on the streets just because legally they're people? No because that's retarded. Likewise, if some faggot in a dress is legally called a woman, doesn't change the actual reality of anything.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Old-skool Chris-Chan follower, Brit-Fag here…

 

[Jagraveen]

its not quite that easy. Chris has identified as female for like 5 years nowand has had his name and gender changed for quite a while.

Yeah, you're right. But even then, no one should take that bastard seriously. His brain has melted into formless goop by now and think's he's a video game console goddess.
Anything Chris says to the Jury considering his warped identity should be denied hands-down.

 

[DiabeticSP]

How long does it take to arraign someone? I thought it had to be relatively soon after being arrested.

 

[weens4sleep]

Wish I was a martian like you. Your planet seems like a nice place to be, away from this madness.
But in planet earth, you are legally a woman and treated as one by any institution if you decide to become one.

in the state of Virginia, you only get sent to female prison if you've cut off your dick. you can google this yourself. if Chris does go to the clink (unlikely) it will be a male prison and there is zero chance he would be put in GP

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

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Fuck off.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

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Fuck off.

Did I mention I was oldskool, no? So what's your problem bud.

 

[BananaBlue]

There's lots of retarded legal things. Legally corporations are people. Do you ever just go hang out and chat with a corporation? Do you believe you could just run into Apple or McDonald's on the streets just because legally they're people? No because that's retarded. Likewise, if some faggot in a dress is legally called a woman, doesn't change the actual reality of anything.

Legal, official institutions like sport related, have, by law, the obligation of signing a dude to a female division if that dude says he intensifies himself as a woman. Legally, by law, that fat, neckbeard dude is a woman and any officially institution can be sued and the government, the law, will be in favor of the tranny suing, if the reason is that they refuse to accept him cause he is just a guy wearing a skirt.
Sorry pal, your 10 year coma was unfortunate, but this is the reality of the world now.

 

[Tunnel fucker2000]

I still doubt this. There's no way the jury would just let some dude in a women's prison, even if he "identifies" as a woman. If that were the case, any man would just say they're a woman when they commit a crime and BOOM, Prison Harem.

Someone said earlier in this thread that chris is actually going to a male prison. And i sure hope they're right.