POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Yup, no way they can’t make something stick. Just from the little bit WE know, they have so much on him. Who knows what horrible details they’ve uncovered in their investigation. Just going into this case they have more evidence than with most crimes, just from the chat logs alone.
Shit.. I’d put money down that Chris actually recorded some “sessions”. That would very much be on par for the Chris we know.

My money's on Chris' hard drive being completely filled full of CP.

 

[Mecha-Jerkop]

I am being lazy

But holy hell, the central Virginia jail website is quite a sight.

They must have gotten Chris to set up their webpage for them

centralvaginiaregionaljail » Home

GRAPHIC DESIGN

 

[GermanPotato]

I wonder how long they keep him in jail without a formal prosecution. Always thought Mericans are hot for speedy trials and stuff.
Someone can help an eurofag out here?

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

the daily fail is a unreliably shit british tabloid

his gender actually got changed to male today on the website

keep up!

Based if true

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Real talk though, if you think Chris Chan, who has autistically documented 95% of his life wouldn't also record him bonking his mother then I have a bridge to sell you.

When the tapes get out, oh boy.

 

[Vuedou]

I wonder how long they keep him in jail without a formal prosecution. Always thought Mericans are hot for speedy trials and stuff.
Someone can help an eurofag out here?

People can, have and do spend years in jail before ever coming to trial in America.

Guess it depends just how back logged the local courts are.

When him and Barb ran over the game place guy back in like 2012, it took like 8 months for it come before the court.

So don't expect to hear much from Chris over the next year or so.

 

[GermanPotato]

Shit.. I’d put money down that Chris actually recorded some “sessions”. That would very much be on par for the Chris we know.

My money's on Chris' hard drive being completely filled full of CP.

Poor fuck who has to go through all this stuff, document it and put it in order for the DA.

 

[turdburger]

I don't know if someone's speculated this so far on the many, voluminous threads, and this is a dark thought, but:

What if she's so sick she's on death's doorstep, and the hospital are waiting to see if she will survive or pass away and add manslaughter through being raped or neglected to death?

 

[Alexander Hamilton]

I just went to my high school reunion last Saturday
People there where talking about Chris
That's how u know he is now mainstream because soccer moms and fat dudes in there 30s are now bringing him up in conversation

What a time to be alive

You know I've been pondering this since all the news stories started hearing. Even in other languages. Even on the television.

In some ways, Chris was absolutely right..the merge is happening right now. Not a literal merge with an imaginary place with cartoon characters becoming real, obviously.

But if you think of this other dimension as the world Chris created around himself - all of his rantings and delusions . . . all of Christory - this world that we've been visiting for far too long now . . . then the merge is absolutely happening.

As you pointed out, this is mainstream right now. People pull up their web browser and see his dead eyes. Families sitting down to dinner with the news in Virginia are tormented by his nightmarish visage.

And some of those people, with the ease of access of information nowadays, may decide to Google him and learn more. Or Google Sonichu. And be drawn further into the nightmare dimension.

How lucky we are to be alive right now. History is happening and we just happen to be in the worst timeline in the world.

 

[AnimeAvatard]

Always thought Mericans are hot for speedy trials and stuff.
Someone can help an eurofag out here?

HAHAHAHAHA

Oh poor Eurofag.

Nah the only time people in the US really care for speedy trials is for when a white person kills a black person.

Our justice system is almost as BS as yours, almost..

 

[Mason Verger]

My money's on Chris' hard drive being completely filled full of CP.

There’s almost certainly something damaging in there. Chris has been exploring some freaky deaky shit these past 3 years alone. Gnarly Loli art at the very least is almost a given.
There was a time when his biggest saving grace was “well.. at least he’s not into kids, because boy does he fit the profile”. But when you rape your 80 yr old mother, you kinda lose all benefit of doubt.
What’s great is, if Chris gets sex offender status, he’ll be banned from all of his family-centric hobbies that he loves so much. No more card stores, no more conventions. And it’s not like his goofy ass can just blend in unnoticed.

 

[longlurk new accunt]

People can, have and do spend years in jail before ever coming to trial in America.

Guess it depends just how back logged the local courts are.

When him and Barb ran over the game place guy back in like 2012, it took like 8 months for it come before the court.

So don't expect to hear much from Chris over the next year or so.

They'd need to at least raise the other charges though wouldn't they, if the time in waiting would reach expected penalty from the charged crime?

do you get paid for the incarceration time waiting and time served if stuff gets turned in appeals in usa like in europe?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

But if you think of this other dimension as the world Chris created around himself - all of his rantings and delusions . . . all of Christory - this world that we've been visiting for far too long now . . . then the merge is absolutely happening

Yup, but that's a self fulfilling prophecy created solely on the urge to be right.

 

[Vuedou]

There’s almost certainly something damaging in there. Chris has been exploring some freaky deaky shit these past 3 years alone. Gnarly Loli art at the very least is almost a given.
There was a time when his biggest saving grace was “well.. at least he’s not into kids, because boy does he fit the profile”. But when you rape your 80 yr old mother, you kinda lose all benefit of doubt.
What’s great is, if Chris gets sex offender status, he’ll be banned from all of his family-centric hobbies that he loves so much. No more card stores, no more conventions. And it’s not like his goofy ass can just blend in unnoticed.

It's amazing he has committed suicide already.

I wonder if prison will be the final straw, or when/if he gets out, being completely cut off from those final, tenuous links he has to winder society and reality being cut off from him will do it.

Or for all we know prison will be the best thing ever to happen to him with its structure and routine and he gets pumped, and leaves an autistic giga mother fucking chad.

Guess one is more likely than the other

 

[AnimeAvatard]

There’s almost certainly something damaging in there. Chris has been exploring some freaky deaky shit these past 3 years alone. Gnarly Loli art at the very least is almost a given.
There was a time when his biggest saving grace was “well.. at least he’s not into kids, because boy does he fit the profile”. But when you rape your 80 yr old mother, you kinda lose all benefit of doubt.
What’s great is, if Chris gets sex offender status, he’ll be banned from all of his family-centric hobbies that he loves so much. No more card stores, no more conventions. And it’s not like his goofy ass can just blend in unnoticed.

I wonder if Chris has nudes of Barb in the hard drive? The CP I feel is a 50/50 but if he was screwing his mother I don't think it is that out of the question that he has taken lewd photos of her (possibly when sleeping too). Chris has always had a track record of impulsively taking nudes of himself so it doesn't seem that impossible of a theory.

 

[Vuedou]

They'd need to at least raise the other charges though wouldn't they, if the time in waiting would reach expected penalty from the charged crime?

do you get paid for the incarceration time waiting and time served if stuff gets turned in appeals in usa like in europe?

I am not an American, so afraid I don't know myself.

On the off chance we have any Americans with a record here, Chris is in a jail, I understand you got to jail for crimes below a felony, and prison for felony level offences.

But on a day to day quality of life for an inmate, what is the quantifiable difference to being in a jail as opposed to a prison?
Also is Chris granted extra privilege as he's held on remand as opposed to a convicted inmate?

 

[Shanndog]

He'll go to a men's prison. From what I've researched about Virginia law, unless a person has had reassignment surgery, they are sentenced by their biological gender.

oh thank god, the idea of him even possibly going to female prison was beyond ludicrous

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

I am not an American, so afraid I don't know myself.

On the off chance we have any Americans with a record here, Chris is in a jail, I understand you got to jail for crimes below a felony, and prison for felony level offences.

But on a day to day quality of life for an inmate, what is the quantifiable difference to being in a jail as opposed to a prison?
Also is Chris granted extra privilege as he's held on remand as opposed to a convicted inmate?

I don’t have a record, but can explain the general concept.

Jail is for shorter term stints, usually less than a year. It’s basically a bigger holding facility on your way to prison for those on longer sentences.

There are different types of jails / prisons out there with some different security levels and functions. For the average person a prison is going to be better living overall—it’s typically a bigger system with more amenities and more loopholes to exploit.

 

[heathercho]

Real talk though, if you think Chris Chan, who has autistically documented 95% of his life wouldn't also record him bonking his mother then I have a bridge to sell you.

When the tapes get out, oh boy.

Chris hasn't "autistically documented 95% of his life", others have.

 

[Vuedou]

I don’t have a record, but can explain the general concept.

Jail is for shorter term stints, usually less than a year. It’s basically a bigger holding facility on your way to prison for those on longer sentences.

There are different types of jails / prisons out there with some different security levels and functions. For the average person a prison is going to be better living overall—it’s typically a bigger system with more amenities and more loopholes to exploit.

So, Chris is in a way in a worse place because he'll likely be kept in lockup most/all the day because there is possibly no exercise/rec yard time?

As an incestuous granny rapist who is of some public notoriety, is he likely to be kept in vulnerable prisoner category or would they have just fucked him in with the general population?