Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
Pissa, there's a time to be excited about your birthday. Up to the age of 12 and then 21 if you drink. As a 40 year old you sh... fuck me I was trying to speak logically to pissa. Rainbow me, kids I'm a lost cause.
12 when you're a kid and 21 when you get to party, you party. 40 is when you crawl into a bottle for maudlin crying when you realize you've squandered half your life and despite whatever academic and other achievements you have, you are basically just a shitposting retard at heart. Anything after that is just counting down to death.
 
Polissa pondered about the "reprocutions" of the Titanic sub people imploding underwater

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Joh, on the other hand, was more interested in showing off his smoked duck, expressing his love for the word "fuck," and tagging his wife in a post about Mario game preorders. Did one of them get a Switch?

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Um, I had some really good days lately! Just my mood seems way better than it is! But um, I'm running into a problem! I think there's something in the trailer that I'm allergic to! *deep gasp* Um, I know that there was mildew before and I'm severely allergic to mildew! But um, I'm working trying to get it all torn out! Uh, the carpet wise! We're gonna have to replace a lot of the flooring because there's parts that are just gonna fall through!
lol lmao hahahahaha
 
After age 21, I don't have a problem with people getting excited about "landmark" birthdays. The turning of another decade really does tend to mark the start of a new phase in one's life. I'm far more annoyed with adults who go on about their "birthday week" or "birthday month" every damned year.

But Polissa's life, which never was going to go much of anywhere, skidded into a ditch about a decade ago, and has been sitting there, an unrecoverable wreck, ever since. There are no big milestones in an idle, stagnant life. Even getting her uterus yeeted didn't signal the end of a cycle and start of a new one.

Polissa's 40s will not be much different from her 30s (other than the continued decline in her health), because she doesn't do anything. She has no social, economic, or familial role that she will mature into as she ages. She's just a fat lump that, apparently, even her own family barely tolerates, and only because if they don't she'll end up living on the street.

So frankly, it's rather stupid that she's so excited about turning 40. But given that she has pretty much nothing else to celebrate, and no other means to be the center of attention that are positive, she might as well wring whatever she can out of it.
She has the mental age of a child because of the extreme narcissism. Birthday insanity is immediate evidence of cluster B shit to me. I think it fills their absurd fantasy. they don't see it like a special occasion at all, they see it as "how they should be treated every day" (even if some are smart enough not to say it out loud), and for once everyone is giving them what they deserve. So high on the hog while being the "birthday princess", then the day after they are miserable as the realization of how mundane they are sets back in.

Every person I've met in the jobless, never launched Polissa category freaks out on birthdays (I mean super morbidly obese mid thirties in an ill fitting hello kitty shirt and a princess tiara laugh shouting at teppanyaki dude like the are a performing monkey, this is the horror). Fuck, they get genuinely MAD when other people say they don't give a shit about their own birthdays, and I swear it's like a religious person reacting to a holy holiday criticism.

I guarantee she does this every goddamned year, and she probably has some special adoption day too because step dad
 
Happy birthday to Polissa

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She posted other retardation as well, demonstrating among things that she really doesn't understand the economy

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Or immigration

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Or that five pounds of anything in one sitting is dumb, but sure, go eat five pounds of barbecue baked potatoes

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Lurch also got to join in on the early birthday fun! Meet him in the ballpit!

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Kitten near glorified balloons atop a rotting subfloor. What could possibly go wrong?!
 
Conspiracy theories:

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Absent fathers (and other studies already done many times before)


Poverty:

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Lol Polissa attempts political theory.

"Freedom To" (also known as "positive liberty") (which philosophical genius Pissa thinks is spelt "Freedom Too") is the philosophical basis of everything she claims to be in favour of. "Freedom to" is the leftist/liberal understanding of liberty, where the purpose of government is to enable people to do things they could otherwise not do for themselves. This would include things like:

- Abortion rights
- Sex Reassignment surgery
- Affirmative action
- Reparations
- DEI
- Redistributive taxation
- Immigration

All of which Polissa has said she is in favour of, loudly and repeatedly. By contrast, "negative liberty", or "freedom from", is the conservative/libertarian concept of liberty, whereby freedom consists in being allowed to do what you want to do without anyone interfering in it. The "I just want to grill" concept of liberty, which puts it at odds with all those things above and literally everything Pissa professes to believe in.

There are probably dumber people than Pissa that we follow on the Farms, just about. But I can't think of anyone else with a wider gap between how smart they think they are and how smart they actually are. Not even Cobes, who looks like John Stuart Mill compared to Polly. Maybe just Cyrax?
 
All of which Polissa has said she is in favour of, loudly and repeatedly. By contrast, "negative liberty", or "freedom from", is the conservative/libertarian concept of liberty, whereby freedom consists in being allowed to do what you want to do without anyone interfering in it.
The listed lib values are no more "freedom to" than "freedom from". Freedom from
- people interfering in self-mutilation and baby-killing
- people interfering in self-mutilation and sterilization
- arbitrary criteria people set to disadvantage me and benefit their own [it's technically true, wokies are incompetent and "merit"-based recruitment disadvantages them compared to pure randomization]
- ancestors' choices and circumstances
- accountability
- taxes
- national borders

Every "freedom to" can be reformulated as a "freedom from", and is opposed by a "freedom from". And vice versa. Kantian moralfagging about freedom must always invoke the sum of freedoms, which is a useless concept, because freedom is always zero-sum.
 
They may have no running water, but at least Josh got some Blink 182 Funko Pops. I don't think this was even for his wife. In fact, Joh didn't mention his wife once on Facebook for her birthday.

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Polissa, meanwhile, is back to thinking that she is prepared for the zombie apocalypse. Not because she lives in a trailer with no running water or subfloor, but because birthday girl threw an axe at some glorified entertainment place (?).

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Polissa is spending her birthday snapping at internet randos over her "neurological learning disabilities."
didn't know self diagnosed adhd causes problems with spelling, grammar, maths, making a coherent point, or doing anything useful for your loved ones or wider society. i guess it makes learning such things harder, but plenty of people with a variety of challenges that aren't made up manage to attain pretty high level skills.

what does cause those is being a dumb, lazy bitch who never put any effort into learning the vary basics.
 
Polissa throwing an axe, TikTok edition:




There's also Polissa promoting Tyler's band by mostly showing her giddy grinning face, but I cannot get the video to attach on KF for some reason. I'll attach that when I can.

Here's a peek at what belated birthday girl looked like, though:

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