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Deckyleaf said:
Sad but unexpected update for y'all. Remember that chick that looked like Pat from SNL with her four soyboy boyfriends? Ethan (the depressed emo one) brutalized her five week-old daughter, who suffered broken bones and brain bleeds.


https://web.archive.org/web/2020032...nville-man-jailed-in-abuse-of-5-week-old-baby

This shouldn't be surprising. In societies that believe in partible paternity (the idea that a baby has more than one biological father) it is quite common for a child w
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Tanner Glass said:
For refernce, he's one of these dashingly handsome men, the one on the bottom right specifically.

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He said he "snapped" as the baby kept crying when he was babysitting, but how fucking much do you have to babysit for a kid with 5 parents? You only have to watch it for like 1.3 days per week, real parents (as in, 2 of them) have to split all of the time they can.

This guy couldn't even do 40% of a real parent's job for 5 weeks before coming completely, 100% undone. Frankly, you'd have to be a complete psychopath to think the girl in the middle is worth sharing 4 ways, so it isn't surprisingly.
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I think his abuse of the baby stemmed from deeper issues. He probably resented being stuck at home in a faggy polycule raising a baby that wasn't his while his peers were out enjoying life and not emotionally torturing themselves by being in an open relationship. There's no doubt in my mind that he was getting back at our reformed femcel here for basically publicly cucking him and turning him into a laughing stock online.

I mean, I do understand (but obviously don't condone) hitting kids. It's an abhorrent thing to do but kids can try the patience of a saint. To hurt a child so bad that you break its bones and give it brain bleeds means you must deeply hate it. Mrs Landwhale is a horrible mother for putting her child in that position.
 
Deckyleaf said:
This shouldn't be surprising. In societies that believe in partible paternity (the idea that a baby has more than one biological father) it is quite common for a child with more than one/two fathers to be killed as a result of jealousy, competition or mate guarding.
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Male primates are literally dangerous to the offspring of other males. This is basic animal instinct that it is insanely foolish to fuck with.
 
Tanner Glass said:
For refernce, he's one of these dashingly handsome men, the one on the bottom right specifically.

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He said he "snapped" as the baby kept crying when he was babysitting, but how fucking much do you have to babysit for a kid with 5 parents? You only have to watch it for like 1.3 days per week, real parents (as in, 2 of them) have to split all of the time they can.

This guy couldn't even do 40% of a real parent's job for 5 weeks before coming completely, 100% undone. Frankly, you'd have to be a complete psychopath to think the girl in the middle is worth sharing 4 ways, so it isn't surprisingly.
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i was not even aware there was a woman in that image until you pointed it out

poor kid
 
Deckyleaf said:
Sad but expected update for y'all. Remember that chick that looked like Pat from SNL with her four soyboy boyfriends? Ethan (the depressed emo one) brutalized her five week-old daughter, who suffered broken bones and brain bleeds.


https://web.archive.org/web/2020032...nville-man-jailed-in-abuse-of-5-week-old-baby

This shouldn't be surprising. In societies that believe in partible paternity (the idea that a baby has more than one biological father) it is quite common for a child with more than one/two fathers to be killed as a result of jealousy, competition or mate guarding. This is related to the fact that step-parents are far more likely to abuse their partner's children than that child's biological mother/father. Women in polygynous marriages have been found to poison each other's children as well. I would hope such incidents would convince these poly fucknuts about the importance of monogamy/the family unit over their desire to bust nuts at any given opportunity.
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Go on r/stepparents and sort by controversial and you’ll see some awful things, overwhelmingly posted by women about their husband’s children. It’s really sad.

Polyamory is bad for kids. Even in situations where the other partners don’t live in the home.
 
^I checked that sub and their family life is pretty chaotic. A lot of them have stepkids and their own kids(usually either a baby or a toddler or both) to deal with so it's not surprising. Why a woman who wanted children(and didn't have any of her own yet) would take the role as a stepparent is beyond me but it's their life. And to be fair if the stepkids are teenagers they're going to be little shits regardless if you're their parent or not. Adding polyamory to that mix would just result in disastrous results rather or not the main couple was stable or not.
 
Buer said:
^I checked that sub and their family life is pretty chaotic. A lot of them have stepkids and their own kids(usually either a baby or a toddler or both) to deal with so it's not surprising. Why a woman who wanted children(and didn't have any of her own yet) would take the role as a stepparent is beyond me but it's their life. And to be fair if the stepkids are teenagers they're going to be little shits regardless if you're their parent or not. Adding polyamory to that mix would just result in disastrous results rather or not the main couple was stable or not.
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It’s basically female simping. I don’t understand why there’s so many childless women marrying men with kids.

The other thing I don’t get about polyamory with kids is surely it’ll breed resentment on behalf of the parent who’s getting fewer dates, because they’re always watching the kids.
 
Crunchy Leaf said:
It’s basically female simping. I don’t understand why there’s so many childless women marrying men with kids.
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I have some limited insight

coming out of fucking hickville, a lot of my female peers went on to date/marry dudes much older than them with kids. for most of them, it was usually due to one of two things - the perceived stability of a ready-made family, or the fact that single dads most often have lower standards than childless men their age.
 
Tanner Glass said:
For refernce, he's one of these dashingly handsome men, the one on the bottom right specifically.

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He said he "snapped" as the baby kept crying when he was babysitting, but how fucking much do you have to babysit for a kid with 5 parents? You only have to watch it for like 1.3 days per week, real parents (as in, 2 of them) have to split all of the time they can.

This guy couldn't even do 40% of a real parent's job for 5 weeks before coming completely, 100% undone. Frankly, you'd have to be a complete psychopath to think the girl in the middle is worth sharing 4 ways, so it isn't surprisingly.
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Do five ones make a five?
 
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Crunchy Leaf said:
What about this is funny? Being unattractive and poly isn’t humorous by itself.
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I think posting your poly family to celebrate a religious holiday is pretty cringe.

ETA There's also something kind of creepy about the way the two little girls mirror the two sisterwives.
 
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InvertedDickEnthusiast said:
Really needs more context. Is the tranny the former husband, or did she come in and talented mr ripley the existing wife? The picture is baffling.
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I don’t think that’s a tranny, I think that’s just a really ugly woman. The Florida Panhandle ain’t LA.

I also originally thought the OP was the woman on the left in the photo, but the OP is the man. One of the women is 25, somehow.
 
Crunchy Leaf said:
I don’t think that’s a tranny, I think that’s just a really ugly woman. The Florida Panhandle ain’t LA.

I also originally thought the OP was the woman on the left in the photo, but the OP is the man. One of the women is 25, somehow.
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He definitely has a type: dumpy fat chicks with big boobs
 
Slutpuppies said:
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The comments are a shit show... I don't really understand why polys get so mad at the idea of being less important than a person's established partner. For people who say they're all for new ways of loving, that seems awfully traditional.
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>tfw those close-minded throuples and quaples on reddit shame you for trying to have the biggest polycule possible

What do degenerates on r/polyamory and oil refineries have in common?

A disdain for long-chain polymers.
 
Crunchy Leaf said:
I don’t think that’s a tranny, I think that’s just a really ugly woman. The Florida Panhandle ain’t LA.

I also originally thought the OP was the woman on the left in the photo, but the OP is the man. One of the women is 25, somehow.
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My bad, there was a dead pixel right in the middle of her face that looked like a soul patch and with the crazy eyes I just jumped to conclusions there.
 
MakeItRain said:
Comments section is actually pretty reasonable, here is the recent update that answers some questions - spoiler alert: somehow everything unfolded in way that paints OP as the most morally superior person and victim of circumstance following some heavy criticism in the first post.

In lighter news, probably actual speds find sweaty throuple love

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Are these all trannies? Or is the one in the middle just a weird dumpy looking adult human female?

I can't even tell anymore.
 
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