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AprilRains said:
On the one hand, if someone talks to me like that at my table, they're going to be leaving my place a lot faster than they entered it.

On the other hand, the very fact that he permitted this to happen suggests that he has a serious problem. If you act like a victim, you're going to be a victim.

That's if the story is even real. The details are a little too perfect, right down to the pickup truck.
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Dude, that's nothing, when she learns I voted for JoJorgensen and her running mate star platinum I guess, It's gonna be my cyber truck that's in her front yard.

All is fair in love and war, baby!
 
EnemyStand said:
(heteroflexible what the fuck?)
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Thats him being a bitch and not admitting he's bi.

Lol, these people are all sorts of fucked up. Like why in the actual hell would you introduce your wife's side piece to the family? Like, "mom, dad, I let another grown man plow my wife while I sitting in the other room!"
 
LurkNoMore said:
Like why in the actual hell would you introduce your wife's side piece to the family? Like, "mom, dad, I let another grown man plow my wife while I sitting in the other room!"
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Sometimes it seems like they're pretending they have to do the same dance as gay people. First they "come out" as polyweirdos, and then they introduce the people involved to their families. Small step for a cuck, giant leap for progressivekind.
 
KingofNothing said:
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It pops up again and again in this thread, but I genuinely don't understand this, "It's okay for me to fuck around on you but don't you dare so much as look at another person" mindset. On one level, I get that poly people are almost without exception selfish assholes with little to no self control, but on a more visceral level it's hard to grasp.

Gee, you don't like that your main squeeze is hanging out with/interested in/fucking another person? But you don't think they have a right to feel bad when you do it to them? Poor baby, that must be so difficult for you.

It's just salt in the wound that the go-to response to your partner expressing discomfort in this setup is, "They're trying to control me and limit my happiness!" No, they want an intimate bond with another person who makes them feel irreplaceable and deeply loved. That's hard to do when you have made it very clear to them that you are happy to get dick/pussy on the side and will pout when your significant other has to go and be a human being with inconvenient feelings and insecurities of their own.
 
AnOminous said:
The cuck may have also been acting like more of an annoying pussy than he let on, though, to the point the guy was in the right to tell him to STFU. As a cuck he should be used to being told shut up, I'm going to fuck your wife now.
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I love that this isn't just a 2016 era 4chan rant, but a literal description of events.
 
KingofNothing said:
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Holy shit, there's a beautiful comment for that 2nd one.
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I honestly thought this was satire at first and part of me suspects this still might be. Either way, I think this single comment encapsulates the absolute fucking absurdity of polyamory so perfectly its criminal. It would be amazing if this person was genuine and actually typed out this "advice" with a straight face.
 
LurkNoMore said:
Thats him being a bitch and not admitting he's bi.

Lol, these people are all sorts of fucked up. Like why in the actual hell would you introduce your wife's side piece to the family? Like, "mom, dad, I let another grown man plow my wife while I sitting in the other room!"
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That’s because they constantly have to do things to make their “arrangement” seem normal. And then they can spend a few weeks fuming at their relatives’ reactions rather than reflect on the enormity of their own failures.
 
Cousin It said:
Holy shit, there's a beautiful comment for that 2nd one.
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I honestly thought this was satire at first and part of me suspects this still might be. Either way, I think this single comment encapsulates the absolute fucking absurdity of polyamory so perfectly its criminal. It would be amazing if this person was genuine and actually typed out this "advice" with a straight face.
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Well, that relationship is over if the dude is any kind of man. This wait and see shit pisses me off. No, you do not get a grace period to figure things out. If you can't be mature and make a decision, I'll find a real woman who knows what she wants.
 
GenitalFetishist said:
It pops up again and again in this thread, but I genuinely don't understand this, "It's okay for me to fuck around on you but don't you dare so much as look at another person" mindset. On one level, I get that poly people are almost without exception selfish assholes with little to no self control, but on a more visceral level it's hard to grasp.

Gee, you don't like that your main squeeze is hanging out with/interested in/fucking another person? But you don't think they have a right to feel bad when you do it to them? Poor baby, that must be so difficult for you.

It's just salt in the wound that the go-to response to your partner expressing discomfort in this setup is, "They're trying to control me and limit my happiness!" No, they want an intimate bond with another person who makes them feel irreplaceable and deeply loved. That's hard to do when you have made it very clear to them that you are happy to get dick/pussy on the side and will pout when your significant other has to go and be a human being with inconvenient feelings and insecurities of their own.
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But I have so much love and I want to share it with everyone! You're just controlling! /sneed

LOL I wish they would extend that thinking to their money and toss me some kibble bits.
 
Cousin It said:
Holy shit, there's a beautiful comment for that 2nd one.
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I honestly thought this was satire at first and part of me suspects this still might be. Either way, I think this single comment encapsulates the absolute fucking absurdity of polyamory so perfectly its criminal. It would be amazing if this person was genuine and actually typed out this "advice" with a straight face.
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I think the fact that it's specifically written out with quotation marks indicates that it's satire, although it doesn't seem like the poly redditors seem to realize this based on the number of upvotes.
 
BubbleButt said:
They never are, polyamory is almost always a result of a woman trying to emasculate their man.
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every woman i know who pulls this shit irl is a wokie who thinks breakups are too hard. they notice that they're unfulfilled, and decide to outsource unmet emotional or sexual needs to a third person, reasoning that this is somehow healthier than ending the relationship to pursue a better match. a common refrain is that it's "fucked up to rely on one person for all your needs," which is true, but also an absurd distortion of the problem they believe they're solving

it's a way for confrontation-averse people to keep a relationship going well past the point where it becomes obvious that it doesn't work -- which is to say it's definitely cruel & self-centred behaviour, just not the exact kind you suggest
 
trashbat said:
every woman i know who pulls this shit irl is a wokie who thinks breakups are too hard. they notice that they're unfulfilled, and decide to outsource unmet emotional or sexual needs to a third person, reasoning that this is somehow healthier than ending the relationship to pursue a better match. a common refrain is that it's "fucked up to rely on one person for all your needs," which is true, but also an absurd distortion of the problem they believe they're solving

it's a way for confrontation-averse people to keep a relationship going well past the point where it becomes obvious that it doesn't work -- which is to say it's definitely cruel & self-centred behaviour, just not the exact kind you suggest
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The only poly woman I have met was super woke, where being poly seemed more to signify that she was anti the west and the patriarchy. But to be honest, she was more of a LARPer since during the three years I had contact with her, she never dated anyone else but her boyfriend. I do seriously believe that for many it is just part of an esthetic.
 
NormieCasual said:
The only poly woman I have met was super woke, where being poly seemed more to signify that she was anti the west and the patriarchy. But to be honest, she was more of a LARPer since during the three years I had contact with her, she never dated anyone else but her boyfriend. I do seriously believe that for many it is just part of an esthetic.
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Man, that's a real shock compared to most people who hate the west. Though a lot of the Muslim ones are also into polygamy, it's more the feminism bit.
 
trashbat said:
every woman i know who pulls this shit irl is a wokie who thinks breakups are too hard. they notice that they're unfulfilled, and decide to outsource unmet emotional or sexual needs to a third person, reasoning that this is somehow healthier than ending the relationship to pursue a better match. a common refrain is that it's "fucked up to rely on one person for all your needs," which is true, but also an absurd distortion of the problem they believe they're solving

it's a way for confrontation-averse people to keep a relationship going well past the point where it becomes obvious that it doesn't work -- which is to say it's definitely cruel & self-centred behaviour, just not the exact kind you suggest
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You know multiple people that are poly? How in the world do you people meet such absolute fags.

This is why I hang out with black people.

BubbleButt said:
They never are, polyamory is almost always a result of a woman trying to emasculate their man.
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If a dude agrees to polyamory, he was already emasculated long ago.
 
Being poly is the relationship equivalent of that childish thought that just because you’ve moved out of your parents house, that means you can eat ice cream for every meal.

Technically true, but severely unhealthy.
 
Tour of Italy said:
Being poly is the relationship equivalent of that childish thought that just because you’ve moved out of your parents house, that means you can eat ice cream for every meal.

Technically true, but severely unhealthy.
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I'm pretty sure you just described MovieBob Chipman.
 
BubbleButt said:
They never are, polyamory is almost always a result of a woman trying to emasculate their man.
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Or an abusive man who in previous years would have just called himself a swinger and sold his wife a load of hooey about "liberation." Actually a swinger would be more likely to be honest about it just being pure hedonism.

It does always seem it's either that or pure emasculation, though, often of men who started out weak in the first place. Like this iconic picture.
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Fatty got knocked up by one of the cucks and the one on the right who looks like an autistic Bill Hicks later tried to kill it.
 
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