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Alcoholism said:
My best friend is a swinger. Totally into the life style. And completely uncreepy about it, unlike the lefttoids I know who somehow manage to give off major porno creep vibes.

My buddy every other year or so will simply, "Hey, just curious if you and the wife ever changed your mind about, you know, maybe going to Italy or something and fuckin? No? Okay, cool, I respect that."

I asked him once why he never invited just me to come over and dick down his wife.

"That'd be weird man, we know you and know you'd be going behind your wife's back to do that and that's just not right."
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I don't know anything about your friend and I'm not into swinging, but would hope most would agree there's a difference between a bunch of 40-year-olds who have been married for over a decade in the suburbs getting drunk and switching partners for a night to spice things up and people who literally think your can have separate but equal spouses.
 
Swinging isn't my thing but the swingers I've met have generally been a lot smarter and more discreet about their bullshit than the poly people. Swingers don't involve their damn children in their lifestyle choices, unlike every poly person I've ever known with kids. There are boundaries around their practices. They go to some island in the Caribbean, fuck a few other bored spouses at a clothing optional adults-only resort, and come back and are upstanding citizens. Nothing especially wrong with that as long as everyone stays clean.
 
Alcoholism said:
My best friend is a swinger. Totally into the life style. And completely uncreepy about it, unlike the lefttoids I know who somehow manage to give off major porno creep vibes.

My buddy every other year or so will simply, "Hey, just curious if you and the wife ever changed your mind about, you know, maybe going to Italy or something and fuckin? No? Okay, cool, I respect that."

I asked him once why he never invited just me to come over and dick down his wife.

"That'd be weird man, we know you and know you'd be going behind your wife's back to do that and that's just not right."
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So virgin poly vs. chad swinger? Not that I approve of either lifestyle, but what are we going to do? Reinstate the Knights Templar, set up a new Inquisition and deus vult everything into compliance? Man, that'd be crazy, wouldn't it? Ha ha ha...
 
EnemyStand said:
So virgin poly vs. chad swinger? Not that I approve of either lifestyle, but what are we going to do? Reinstate the Knights Templar, set up a new Inquisition and deus vult everything into compliance? Man, that'd be crazy, wouldn't it? Ha ha ha...
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We can but dream, frendo.

In the absence of that, give me swingers over polytards any day of the week. As @Diana Moon Glampers says (and again, only anecdotally) swingers are usually professionals, older, bit kinky, but with enough to lose and a sense of shame.

Polytards are fucking shameless and messed up.
 
Poly shit has appeared in a place I can't elaborate on without doxxing myself, but my big takeaway was that there seem to be way more "poly" women in a certain industry than I'd originally assumed, and what really got to me was how normalized it was to them. I'm just sitting there dumbfounded while they were talking about finding "ethical non-monogamous communities" and warning each other about how the rate of AIDS has gone up and about that new butt-bacteria out of Florida.
There goes even more of my faith in humanity.
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NoReturn said:
Poly shit has appeared in a place I can't elaborate on without doxxing myself, but my big takeaway was that there seem to be way more "poly" women in a certain industry than I'd originally assumed, and what really got to me was how normalized it was to them. I'm just sitting there dumbfounded while they were talking about finding "ethical non-monogamous communities" and warning each other about how the rate of AIDS has gone up and about that new butt-bacteria out of Florida.
There goes even more of my faith in humanity.
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Cute. But no. People are always gonna have degenerates among them, or be degenerates themselves. And because the internet exists these fucking perverts have a hugbox and a way to explore their depravity now.

Pandora's box is opened and all the terrors of Hell are unleashed upon the Earth. No way back from that.
 
NoReturn said:
Poly shit has appeared in a place I can't elaborate on without doxxing myself, but my big takeaway was that there seem to be way more "poly" women in a certain industry than I'd originally assumed, and what really got to me was how normalized it was to them. I'm just sitting there dumbfounded while they were talking about finding "ethical non-monogamous communities" and warning each other about how the rate of AIDS has gone up and about that new butt-bacteria out of Florida.
There goes even more of my faith in humanity.
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Come on, you have to tell us. Is it videogames industry? Nursing? Yoga instructors?
 
Alcoholism said:
My best friend is a swinger. Totally into the life style. And completely uncreepy about it, unlike the lefttoids I know who somehow manage to give off major porno creep vibes.

My buddy every other year or so will simply, "Hey, just curious if you and the wife ever changed your mind about, you know, maybe going to Italy or something and fuckin? No? Okay, cool, I respect that."

I asked him once why he never invited just me to come over and dick down his wife.

"That'd be weird man, we know you and know you'd be going behind your wife's back to do that and that's just not right."
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Swing and poly shit are basically the same fucking thing lol
 
Loony said:
Come on, you have to tell us. Is it videogames industry? Nursing? Yoga instructors?
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
It's probably teaching. Teachers have become very interested in having weird sex shit in their lives that they can chat about with minors.
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It was the Grand Masonic Temple vs. Illuminati bowling tournament fundraiser to support orphan reptilian children with albinism.
 
NoReturn said:
Isn't the reverse true, too? Strippers becoming NPs?
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i think when nursing was first established as a profession, it was through the work of some social reformer woman in england whose goal was getting prostitutes off the street by finding productive work for them instead, and turning them into nurses to care for the sick was the way to accomplish that

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Her mind was increasingly drawn to the reform of nursing. To understand why this was such an area of interest, you need to have an understanding of the state of nursing when Florence Nightingale was a young woman. At that time, nursing was seen as the very lowest of vocations. Most nurses were alcoholics; they were permitted and were expected to drink alcohol while they worked. Many of them were also prostitutes. It was customary for young women of low social class to look to a life of prostitution and nursing, with the consumption of large amounts of alcohol to make the other two occupations seem a little more bearable. The average nurse when Florence was a young woman would think nothing of combining her three occupational interests in a single night; she would sit watching over her patient and sipping her gin, and if her patient was well enough and had the money, extra services could be provided.
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not exactly how i remembered it but close enough
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
Swing and poly shit are basically the same fucking thing lol
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Nah.

They're a couple. They don't run around talking about loving anyone else. They don't have boyfriends or girlfriends or anything else. They come off as any other boring couple save for the fact that every now and then they have an orgy in their house.

Like the other folks in the thread deduced. Just a couple of 40 somethings in the Texas suburbs doing something to change it up from time to time in between being some of the more productive and hospitable folks in society.
 
Fliddaroonie said:
SShe

She should kill herself. A dead nother has the pity element to it.
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Or they could both knock it off with the cuckoldry. If they truly cared about their son, they would stop practicing that fetish for the sake of his well-being.

May not redeem them in his eyes, but it's still better than killing themselves.
 
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