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Maybe they want him to look like Trump aged 35? I don't know, that's just fucking weird as hell.
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It was posted but it's always hilarious.
"Our children are also unsure how to feel about the entire ordeal" fucking lmao.
Yeah if 10-15 years ago my conservative reserved dad suddenly started eating bussy and fucking faggots few years older than me while mom screams in the pillow in the other room, I might have gotten a little confused myself.
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Old necro but I found this guy on an unrelated Quora answer, and the cuck cope is as deep as it is pathetic across his entire page.
Didn't even read that you already said that.
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Tonight, we feast.
TLDR your sex partner is an autonomous person and you don’t have the “right” to tell them to use a condom when they fuck other people.
Comments are screwy too
Yes, OP, I am also an enlightened individual and Cool Girl who is okay with getting STDs *huffs farts* wearing condoms when you fuck multiple people is actually poly oppression!
TLDR your sex partner is an autonomous person and you don’t have the “right” to tell them to use a condom when they fuck other people.
Comments are screwy too
Yes, OP, I am also an enlightened individual and Cool Girl who is okay with getting STDs *huffs farts* wearing condoms when you fuck multiple people is actually poly oppression!
Boy, isn’t monogamy just soooo much drama? Luckily, poly relationships are completely drama-free.
Some sanity in the comments but not much. Mainly OP being insane.
Some sanity in the comments but not much. Mainly OP being insane.
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let's be real, anyone who is okay with an std has no sex life
hearing your "partner" fuck in the other room doesn't count
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Back with more. I was actually surprised at the reasonable comments. OP is a loon however.
TLDR, OP and partner went poly, she fucked a bunch and he barely fucked at all, he wants to close the relationship, she doesn’t, and her dog died so she can’t even
She’s a loon. Some more choice snapshots form her history below. Geez the poor guy.
She’s getting married
She has kids
Gross but if I had to read it so do you
This is the post in her history people we’re roasting her for
TLDR, OP and partner went poly, she fucked a bunch and he barely fucked at all, he wants to close the relationship, she doesn’t, and her dog died so she can’t even
She’s a loon. Some more choice snapshots form her history below. Geez the poor guy.
She’s getting married
She has kids
Gross but if I had to read it so do you
This is the post in her history people we’re roasting her for
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The fuck is going on with that dude's hair, he looks like the Bum Fights guy when he went on Dr. Phil.
EDIT: Regarding those three Indians, I can see one of two things happening in that household: 1) The two women ultimately run off together, because there seems to be more genuine love between those two than either woman has with the man. 2) One of the women sexually abuses one of the daughters that isn't biologically hers (if that hasn't happened already).
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15 Celeb Couples Who Have Had Non-Traditional Marriages
Archive: https://archive.ph/C3eMp
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1. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have publicly discussed their open marriage.
The couple made headlines in 2021 when they opened up about their marriage and addressed rumors of infidelity on Jada's talk show, Red Table Talk.
Will clarified that they were actually separated for a period of time before reconciling their marriage.
“Jada never believed in conventional marriage," Will said in an interview with GQ. “We have given each other trust and freedom, with the belief that everybody has to find their own way. And marriage for us can’t be a prison. And I don’t suggest our road for anybody. I don’t suggest this road for anybody. But the experiences that the freedoms that we’ve given one another and the unconditional support, to me, is the highest definition of love.”
2. Dolly Parton and her husband, Carl Dean, seem to have a bit of a "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
“If we cheat, we don’t know it, so if we do cheat, it’s very good for both us," Dolly said in an interview. "I don’t want to know it, if he’s cheating on me. If I’m cheating on him, he wouldn’t want to know it. And if we do, if that’s what’s making it work, then that’s fine, too.”
However, Dolly later clarified in an interview with Oprah.com, "That just means we let each other be who we are and how we are. But I'd kill him if I knew he was with somebody. We love people. He knows I'm a flirt and a tease, but it's harmless. I've never met the man that would take his place."
3. Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard, and their two children all sleep in one bedroom.
Kristen revealed on Dax's podcast, Armchair Expert, that their daughters sleep on the floor of their bedroom while she and her husband sleep on a mattress pad.
4. RuPaul and his husband, Georges LeBar, reside in separate states.
Georges is a rancher for a living. RuPaul revealed in an interview on Hollywood Today Live, "Most of the time, he's on the ranch in Wyoming. He has a 60,000-acre ranch — it's in two states; it's in South Dakota, too. When I go there, I dress up in Western wear and nobody cares."
RuPaul said they see each other "about every three weeks."
5. Jake Paul and Tana Mongeau had an extravagant, livestreamed wedding — but their marriage was never legal on paper.
"To everybody that’s calling it fake because we rushed into it or because I don’t do things traditionally, because I wanted to not do it legally," Tana said. "Any wedding I have, if I have three more f*cking weddings, I really wouldn’t want to do it on paper, because I think that legally binding yourself to someone takes away the love."
Jake confirmed during an interview with Entertainment Tonight that the pair had an open relationship — they also never lived together. The two split less than six months after the wedding.
6. Bryan Greenberg and Jamie Chung chose to live in separate apartments while they were co-starring in Already Tomorrow in Hong Kong.
"It works for us," Bryan said in an interview with Entertainment Tonight. "Jamie had the idea to get separate apartments while we were shooting in Hong Kong, and I thought, 'That's stupid. Why are we spending money on two different places?' But ultimately, I'm really grateful we did that. It was a nice way to just have some time to ourselves and break up the project a little bit. And honestly, that's kind of how our relationship is. We enjoy spending time together, but we also enjoy spending time alone."
The couple welcomed twin boys together in October 2021.
7. Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk didn't move in together full time until after a year of marriage.
Gwyneth revealed in an interview with The Sunday Times that Brad spent three nights a week in his own house and four nights a week at her place.
“I think, really, because we each have two teenage children whom we love very much, we were just trying to be mindful and give them a little space and not move too quickly," Gwyneth explained in an interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
8. Mo’Nique and Sidney Hicks have an open marriage.
"Society looks at me and they see a woman that looks like [she] couldn’t possibly have a man that looks like that if there was not something else involved in it…she’s gonna let this man do anything he wants to do because she’s famous and she has money and now she can have whatever she wants, but she’s gonna let the man use her and abuse her," Mo'Nique said on their podcast, Open Relationship. "No one knew it wasn’t Sidney’s idea to have an open marriage. It was mine. I want to say that again. It was not Sidney’s idea to have an open marriage; it was mine."
9. Sarah Jessica Parker has been open about how she and Matthew Broderick often spend long periods of time apart due to their careers — and why she actually thinks it's a good thing.
"I know this sounds nuts, but we have lives that allow us to be away and come back together," she said. "His work life takes him here, and mine takes me there. In some ways, I think that that's been enormously beneficial because we have so much to share in a way."
10. Margaret Cho and her husband, Al Ridenour, also have an open marriage.
"I just don't want to have sex with the same person my whole life. That's just gross," Margaret said in an interview on The Real. "We have a really big house. It's kind of like if we wanna have that, it's like, 'You can stay on your side, or I'll stay on my side.' When I see her, I'll make her dinner. ... Oh yeah. I've definitely been in the house."
11. Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip reportedly slept in separate beds throughout their marriage.
12. Chrissy Teigen's parents, Ron and Pepper, lived in separate houses — about 10 minutes away from each other — for years.
“Mom is over so much that she lives with us basically and they’ve had this kind of relationship for a long time,” Chrissy said in an interview with People. “And my dad comes to the house every other day or so, he was just over yesterday.”
13. Nico Tortorella and Bethany Meyers both identify as polyamorous, and the two have an open marriage.
"When we decided to get married, part of that was having the legal bond, being [a] family, knowing that we were going to be family with one another," Bethany said in an interview with Distractify. "Being poly isn't a state of being, it's a state of mind."
Nico revealed on the Call Her Daddy podcast in 2021 that they were currently only having sex with each other, and only having sex to get pregnant.
"I'm in this place now with sex where I think it's f*cking stupid," they said. "I love sex, don't get me wrong; it's such a beautiful thing, it's an extension of love. But from a physical standpoint, this idea of just, like, a quick fix — it's like getting high. It's like getting off. I'm just living in a different, higher chakra, so to speak, right now."
14. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and her husband, Jionni LaValle, sleep in separate rooms — each with one of their kids — so they can spend time with their children.
"We try and make [sex] work, but with kids it's just so hard. … by the time they're sleeping, you're exhausted," Snooki said in an interview on Cosmo Happy Hour Podcast. "You don't want to put in the work to do it."
15. And finally, Kevin Jonas and his wife, Danielle, reportedly slept separately for the first few months of their marriage because of his snoring.
Apparently, the singer "snores like a freight train."
Did any of these surprise you? Let us know in the comments!
BuzzFeed Daily
Archive: https://archive.ph/C3eMp
[-] = Cucks
1. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have publicly discussed their open marriage.
The couple made headlines in 2021 when they opened up about their marriage and addressed rumors of infidelity on Jada's talk show, Red Table Talk.
Will clarified that they were actually separated for a period of time before reconciling their marriage.
“Jada never believed in conventional marriage," Will said in an interview with GQ. “We have given each other trust and freedom, with the belief that everybody has to find their own way. And marriage for us can’t be a prison. And I don’t suggest our road for anybody. I don’t suggest this road for anybody. But the experiences that the freedoms that we’ve given one another and the unconditional support, to me, is the highest definition of love.”
2. Dolly Parton and her husband, Carl Dean, seem to have a bit of a "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
“If we cheat, we don’t know it, so if we do cheat, it’s very good for both us," Dolly said in an interview. "I don’t want to know it, if he’s cheating on me. If I’m cheating on him, he wouldn’t want to know it. And if we do, if that’s what’s making it work, then that’s fine, too.”
However, Dolly later clarified in an interview with Oprah.com, "That just means we let each other be who we are and how we are. But I'd kill him if I knew he was with somebody. We love people. He knows I'm a flirt and a tease, but it's harmless. I've never met the man that would take his place."
3. Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard, and their two children all sleep in one bedroom.
Kristen revealed on Dax's podcast, Armchair Expert, that their daughters sleep on the floor of their bedroom while she and her husband sleep on a mattress pad.
4. RuPaul and his husband, Georges LeBar, reside in separate states.
Georges is a rancher for a living. RuPaul revealed in an interview on Hollywood Today Live, "Most of the time, he's on the ranch in Wyoming. He has a 60,000-acre ranch — it's in two states; it's in South Dakota, too. When I go there, I dress up in Western wear and nobody cares."
RuPaul said they see each other "about every three weeks."
5. Jake Paul and Tana Mongeau had an extravagant, livestreamed wedding — but their marriage was never legal on paper.
"To everybody that’s calling it fake because we rushed into it or because I don’t do things traditionally, because I wanted to not do it legally," Tana said. "Any wedding I have, if I have three more f*cking weddings, I really wouldn’t want to do it on paper, because I think that legally binding yourself to someone takes away the love."
Jake confirmed during an interview with Entertainment Tonight that the pair had an open relationship — they also never lived together. The two split less than six months after the wedding.
6. Bryan Greenberg and Jamie Chung chose to live in separate apartments while they were co-starring in Already Tomorrow in Hong Kong.
"It works for us," Bryan said in an interview with Entertainment Tonight. "Jamie had the idea to get separate apartments while we were shooting in Hong Kong, and I thought, 'That's stupid. Why are we spending money on two different places?' But ultimately, I'm really grateful we did that. It was a nice way to just have some time to ourselves and break up the project a little bit. And honestly, that's kind of how our relationship is. We enjoy spending time together, but we also enjoy spending time alone."
The couple welcomed twin boys together in October 2021.
7. Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk didn't move in together full time until after a year of marriage.
Gwyneth revealed in an interview with The Sunday Times that Brad spent three nights a week in his own house and four nights a week at her place.
“I think, really, because we each have two teenage children whom we love very much, we were just trying to be mindful and give them a little space and not move too quickly," Gwyneth explained in an interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
8. Mo’Nique and Sidney Hicks have an open marriage.
"Society looks at me and they see a woman that looks like [she] couldn’t possibly have a man that looks like that if there was not something else involved in it…she’s gonna let this man do anything he wants to do because she’s famous and she has money and now she can have whatever she wants, but she’s gonna let the man use her and abuse her," Mo'Nique said on their podcast, Open Relationship. "No one knew it wasn’t Sidney’s idea to have an open marriage. It was mine. I want to say that again. It was not Sidney’s idea to have an open marriage; it was mine."
9. Sarah Jessica Parker has been open about how she and Matthew Broderick often spend long periods of time apart due to their careers — and why she actually thinks it's a good thing.
"I know this sounds nuts, but we have lives that allow us to be away and come back together," she said. "His work life takes him here, and mine takes me there. In some ways, I think that that's been enormously beneficial because we have so much to share in a way."
10. Margaret Cho and her husband, Al Ridenour, also have an open marriage.
"I just don't want to have sex with the same person my whole life. That's just gross," Margaret said in an interview on The Real. "We have a really big house. It's kind of like if we wanna have that, it's like, 'You can stay on your side, or I'll stay on my side.' When I see her, I'll make her dinner. ... Oh yeah. I've definitely been in the house."
11. Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip reportedly slept in separate beds throughout their marriage.
12. Chrissy Teigen's parents, Ron and Pepper, lived in separate houses — about 10 minutes away from each other — for years.
“Mom is over so much that she lives with us basically and they’ve had this kind of relationship for a long time,” Chrissy said in an interview with People. “And my dad comes to the house every other day or so, he was just over yesterday.”
13. Nico Tortorella and Bethany Meyers both identify as polyamorous, and the two have an open marriage.
"When we decided to get married, part of that was having the legal bond, being [a] family, knowing that we were going to be family with one another," Bethany said in an interview with Distractify. "Being poly isn't a state of being, it's a state of mind."
Nico revealed on the Call Her Daddy podcast in 2021 that they were currently only having sex with each other, and only having sex to get pregnant.
"I'm in this place now with sex where I think it's f*cking stupid," they said. "I love sex, don't get me wrong; it's such a beautiful thing, it's an extension of love. But from a physical standpoint, this idea of just, like, a quick fix — it's like getting high. It's like getting off. I'm just living in a different, higher chakra, so to speak, right now."
14. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and her husband, Jionni LaValle, sleep in separate rooms — each with one of their kids — so they can spend time with their children.
"We try and make [sex] work, but with kids it's just so hard. … by the time they're sleeping, you're exhausted," Snooki said in an interview on Cosmo Happy Hour Podcast. "You don't want to put in the work to do it."
15. And finally, Kevin Jonas and his wife, Danielle, reportedly slept separately for the first few months of their marriage because of his snoring.
Apparently, the singer "snores like a freight train."
Did any of these surprise you? Let us know in the comments!
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Pretty sure Will Smith didn't know he was in an 'open marriage' until his wife's boyfriend told him about it. Now to save face he acts like he's cool with it while crying himself to sleep at night.
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Come on, squares, don't you want to be like Snooki and Rue Paul?!?!?!
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Not surprised, it was common back when she was a kid for upper classes (especially royalty) to have a suite for both the husband and the wife. Hell, before the 20th century (it was the 19th when "romance" became a big thing, more than wealth or politics for the upper classes) it was pretty much expected for anybody who qualified as "gentry", seeing as how most married more for political reasons than romance.
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I coulda sworn Margaret Cho was a carpet muncher
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I'd like to request a formal secession from Northern Indiana, please.