Q: Your wife is a whore, you are cucked and your marriage is a lie. What do you do?
A: I'm going to read the Ethical Slut, have a few "self-care days" and seek validation from the good people of r/polyamory. Like a man would do.
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This is SOOOO fucking common with these redditors/zoomers who were raised without a firm value system beyond “consoom!”, being taught to feel shame for who they are, and various talking points like “don’t kinkshame!”
1: They find a woman who manages to step off the cock roulette for a few years, while the marriage is fresh.
2: Wife gets bored, remembers she had fun being a whore, and starts pushing towards an open relationship. (Sometimes it’s the guy who gets bored of monogamy, and is a goddamn idiot.)
3: Wife starts dropping hints and wants to have an “open, honest discussion” about “opening up their relationship”. Guy is either a doormat or a halfwit who thinks with his dick. They read a book, set some “ground rules” and “open up their relationship”.
4: Wife starts getting cock by the meter. Because she still hasn’t hit the wall, and there are plenty of guys who don’t mind getting their dick sucked by some whore who’s married to a cuck.
5: Cuck husband enters the dating pool full of enthusiasm and…
Pretty quickly finds out why most societies around the globe have invented some kind of monogamous partnership as an institution. Surprise! There aren’t that many willing women for a cuck who already has a wife!
Even the whores are smart enough to know that they can score someone younger/richer who has more to offer than a married doormat.
6: Husband gives up after a while, and learns the hard way why 95% of polycules consist of gay men, lesbians or troons. He sits home and engages in “self care” (crying into his icecream).
Wife gets cock by the mile and doesn’t want to stop. Why would she?
7: It’s at this point that the guy either finds whatever shreds of self respect he has left, bites the bullet on paying his way out through a divorce…. Or spirals out of control into full troondom or convinces himself that this is really hot and he’s actually a cuck.
8: Woman eventually finds a man who doesn’t want to share, which makes her uterus tingle. She divorces his cuck husband. Cuck husband either troons out and becomes part of a “polycule” or becomes obsessed with the cuck lifestyle and spends his days and nights coooming to bull and cuck stories on Reddit.
Never go poly, kids.
This next one isn't anything special, but it's so full of bullshit words that I really don't know what the fuck they're talking about. I don't even want to know, my brain probably shut down for a good reason, but it's amazing how much unintelligible gibberish some people can produce with relatively few words. Can you solve this riddle and come out of it alive?
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The latter one is a prime example of what happens when an autist falls into weird deviant sex holes. Literally. (HA!)
Instead of nerding out over the exact colors of the cover of Spider-Man #17 or the kind of suspension of a 4-2-2 locomotive from the turn of the century, or the different kinds of headlights German Krieglok’s had, like any sane autist, they throw themselves enthusiastically into the language and terms of their little poly club.
