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S.C.U.D. said:
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>have an immune disorder
>still desire a promiscuous lifestyle

Yes, hello, AIDS would like a word with you.
 
Of the 6-8 black men my wife visits for consensual raceplay, very few of them appropriately mask, unless they're roleplaying a break in situation. Their reckless behaviour has resulted in more than one session of my D&D campaign being cancelled last minute. In my darker moments I've contemplated killing her, and then myself, while leaving them a strongly worded suicide letter. All of this leads me to my next question, reddit. I'm fed up with the AI slop Micro$oft is pushing down out throats and I'm finally ready to commit to linux. Any suggestions on a distro with an install process that is friendly to those with ADHD?
 
Sandshrew said:
Whenever people have let me know that they're in a polycule or open relationship, without me asking, it's usually been a covert threesome invitation
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Do you find this flattering or insulting? I would assume the latter
 
Sandshrew said:
I'm grossed out by it, especially because it's usually a man+woman couple asking me, a lesbian, to have a threesome with them. And it's giving the vibe of "We don't think you're a real lesbian and my man's magical penis can fix your lesbianism" to me, which is very rude and insulting.
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they might also 'just' have the kind of 'threesome' in mind where they guy gets off to watching his wife fool around with another woman because lesbo sex is hot
probably still a very off-putting idea for a lesbian though, i don't think many lesbians are into making out with a woman while being watched by a creepy dude who's stroking his dick in the cuck chair
 
DumbDude43 said:
they might also 'just' have the kind of 'threesome' in mind where they guy gets off to watching his wife fool around with another woman because lesbo sex is hot
probably still a very off-putting idea for a lesbian though, i don't think many lesbians are into making out with a woman while being watched by a creepy dude who's stroking his dick in the cuck chair
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Yeah, either way, it's gross and rude. I don't think I could be turned on by a dude watching me in the corner, and I'm also not into casual sex in general (nor am I into the idea of a "polycule" "relationship"). I lowkey am not as openly gay IRL as I used to be, because it seems like I get more creepy comments fron men when they know I'm a lesbian. And it's so tiresome to deal with. I wish I could go back in time to where it was still taboo to ask people these things, because it's insane that people just ask me that. What a horribly pornsick oversexualized society we live in.
 
I've never done a dive on this group before but my oh my r/polyamory is incredibly easy to mine for lunacy. Sorting by new, this is all within a 3-day window. Comments on these posts are, of course, nothing but affirming. "That uncomfortable feeling will pass!" x100
Also where did the new poly slang "hinge" and "comet" (both people role descriptions) come from? I swear neither of these were in use a few months ago.
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Man thinks of himself as a depressed 1950's housewife. Unsure if this is buyer's regret, or on his behalf, or extreme passivity. Lady has been dating same bf for 8 years, husband says he "hasn't participated in the open marriage" in 5 years
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Woman is wondering how to deal with the jealousy she feels for coming across a photo posted by her husband's gf of the gf and the husband banging. (The comments of course are giving her tips on how to repress jealousy, rather than going "yeah that sounds pretty fucked up!"
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My new boyfriend started dating someone who drunks and drives, is a recovering drug addict, and just got out of a 15+ year abusive relationship. "Am I making too much out of this, or are the red flags waving high?"
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Is there a name for this? (answers given: compassionate marriage, nesting partners, "me? that's me. I call it polyamory," platonic life partners, platonic or queerplatonic, companionate partner relationship)
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I’ve been dating a married man for a year and I think his wife is manipulative, unsafe, self-centered, it makes me sad and angry they got married. So sad that he’s trapped in this unhealthy marriage even though he said he intends to be with her for the rest of his life!
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Okay this one I approve of
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The guy I’ve been seeing for 9 months only rawdogs his other gf and all condoms give me allergies.
“I feel like this absolutely is hierarchy and also unreasonable” :story:
“AITA who thinks he should be able to barrier free with me too?” :story:
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Lady Bizness said:
Her partner might be a man, might be a cave salamander, I can't tell, but I felt bones breaking when I shook his hand.
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Update!
I actually like my coworker even though she's incredibly woke, and yet tolerates me. I dunno, we just focus on work and have similar values when it comes to work. Anyway she just told me that her husband is now identifying as a woman.

She rolled her eyes and complained that their gender journey is taking up a lot of space and resources and they have exactly one month to figure their shit out before she throws all the skirts out lol. I just think it's funny that even wokies have thresholds.
 
Waffle Iron said:
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One of the most horrifying parts of that situation is the fact that he basically gets stuck at somebodies birthday party every few days and all the shitty annoying cakes and shit that goes with it

Just imagine how much cake icing this guy eats in the average year

Not to mention the nightmare that would be parent teacher conferences for nearly 150 kids. Plus with a family that size you basically either have to rent an entire apartment building to live in or build a cult compound
 
I'm sure this will end well:
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Shot, chaser:
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Dear Reddit, please gaslight me into being OK with being cheated on:
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The only reply so far, suggesting the OP get a "poly informed therapist" to professionally gaslight them:
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Hi Reddit, poly informed therapist here. Sometimes your brain will lie to you and say things like "my last poly relationship was incredibly abusive, and I'm worried getting into another one will invariably ruin this great monogamous relationship I have," or "Sexual jealousy is rooted deeply in the human psyche, and is it worth it trying to override it just to awkwardly bang some 3/10 you met at a queer positive ren faire?"

The trick is to block out those fake thoughts on focus on the true things your brain says like "I'm tired of fucking the same person and I want to fuck this new person." If your spouse really loves you, they won't mind you coming home smelling like sex with another person. One really great way to get over your internalised polyphobia is to pay me to plow your wife in front of you. DM me to learn more.
 
Thought about it for a bit but cheaters are better than polyfags.
Cheaters:
>Too horny to not try to fuck other people
>At least they either have the decency to hide it as too not hurt their partner/family
>Or have the brains to try hide it to keep the status quo
>They at least have some inkling they are doing the wrong thing, something that needs to be hidden at worst
>When things implode at least there's a clear bad guy and the kids have some hope since the others were hidden

polyfags:
>Too horny to not try to fuck other people and too lazy to keep a stable relationship
>Will manipulate their partner's so there's no guilt
>Will destroy their patners heart, mind and spirit to get sex
>Half the time they get no sex and get cucked into oblivion
>any child in the picture is exposed to creeps
>Explodes any way
 
S.C.U.D. said:
I'm sure this will end well:
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Shot, chaser:
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Dear Reddit, please gaslight me into being OK with being cheated on:
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Thank god they weren’t cancelling people for “polyphobia” during the era of peak woke. The only thing that did get canceled were the relationships of those brave men and women who found their self respect and said “No, I will not get cucked”.
 
Bumping to ask a mod if maybe this thread should be merged with the other Polyamory thread that's kind of dead to make a larger Polyamory general.
 
Uh, do I just reread all of this in hopes of seeing new content?
Maybe crosslinking the other thread and then closing it to redirect discussion here would have worked better...
 
Xarpho said:
Lol on their giant banner, they misspelled "privilege", one of the largest and presumably most important words. There's no D in it, guys.

Edit: whoops, that may be a "trigger word". Good thing I'm not in that group.
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Stop waving your educational prviledge at me. Kylie, can we lose this chud?
 
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