Bait but fun bait.
Ironically, there are some people who I know IRL who started as poly, got sick of all of the headaches that came with trying to juggle a half dozen partners, got engaged, and essentially downsized to occasional swinging. Still kinda fucked in other ways, but hey, uh, progress I guess?
The retard having a panic attack over raceplay chose to be the cuck of a coalburner. Only on reddit could someone share a story like this and not be called a shortsighted faggot.
For sure they do, in a lot of cases. What they don’t have is friends they haven’t propositioned for sex.
Or used to get sex. I know about a couple where the husband set up a friend to keep his wife busy so he could go out cheat in peace.
SHE CRAVES YOUR SEED!
im a true and honest woman, though it could be the pet gay thing in a different way. i've noticed its common for female coworkers to confide their relationship issues in me, i find it pretty horrifying how many admit to and joke about hating their partners and openly flirt with customers and coworkers. the dating scene is an absolute horror show, its especially bad among younger coworkers. this is my first time hearing one actually mention polyamory, the rest just joke about cheating.
This is a classic move from the BPDemon playbook. They always try to rope you in with a trauma dump so you feel sorry for them, then they rush an emotional connection to get what they want. Don't stick your dick in crazy, dude. She exhibits all the signs of BPD and if you give in and fuck her, you will invite all sorts of drama into your life.
Yeah and not just if you fuck her, since you noted that's not in the cards. I won't PL but definitely don't befriend or even show too much warmth to the office BPDemon, ESPECIALLY a polyamorous one. You don't even have to stick your dick in that crazy to have it ruin your work life.
Can you put this post in a bottle and toss it into the ocean back in time like 7 years, thanks
I once had a coworker nobody liked and she would often tell me inappropriate things about her and her husband's sex life. I don't know if she told everyone or just me, but it was uncomfortable. The funny thing is that's not even why everyone hated her, she was a smug brown nose who would report you to HR for everything. Made it very ironic when she was perverse, make that make sense.
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That is my personal hell right there. Having to be in that polycule would be my personal hell.
The whole thing is funny but obviously the part about them having kids troubles me, not to mention the strange idea of specifically “breeding” certain members with each other. I sincerely hope those kids don’t get abused and/or molested, or exist to begin with (
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Jesus christ, they're serious?TL;DR:
- Being bisexual is nearly mandatory, being average height is preferred
- They require strict fidelity to the polycule, except for orgies at music festivals
- There's a bed rotation and equity requirements on time spent with people to avoid playing favorites/jealousy
- Orgies (I'm assuming that's what "playtime" is) are not only pre-planned, they follow a rigid schedule. There's probably a Google Calendar alert to remind people of the Thursday evening group sex; how very organic and romantic
- The oldest member is nearly three times older than the youngest, and more than twice the age of the second oldest
- They not only plan to have multiple children as a polycule, but have drawn breeding plans and estimated ideal genetic compositions. If you're lucky, they might even allow you to produce a child of your own!
- You have to do a trial run of a couple of weeks before being accepted, which includes learning every member's "special move"
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Every single person is on Douglas' insurance plan? That man needs to leave, NOW!Edit: There's another one they made, this one targeted at the one who left theircultpolycule.
