McSneaks
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jul 8, 2021
Wow what a bargain, I only need to be open to having sex with 6 amorphous blobs (likely at the same time) and I get the pleasure of paying extortionate amounts of rent to live with said amorphous blob pile full time and have all my activities prearranged and prescheduled for me???? Sick dude the worst part about sex has always been not knowing the exact date and time and specific rotation, thank god I'm also a manlet so I qualify (I really hope I can pass that initial test of being fucked by 6 disgusting speds within two weeks).
And I can be put in timeout and have my toys taken away if I get too many infractions??? Finally, some real structure
Edit: damn I recounted I've only had 4 orgies so I'm not eligible that's fucking discriminatory smfh. Well my uncle did use both hands so I identify that as a threesome...
And I can be put in timeout and have my toys taken away if I get too many infractions??? Finally, some real structure
Edit: damn I recounted I've only had 4 orgies so I'm not eligible that's fucking discriminatory smfh. Well my uncle did use both hands so I identify that as a threesome...
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