Polyamory General - Polyamory drama from Facebook, Reddit, and more

[Neil]

r/polyamory is what you get when you combine cuckoldry, SJWs, anti-SJWs, fake bisexuality, a complete lack of understanding of social norms, and overbearing smugness into one very unfortunate subreddit.

What Polyamory Is
Having romantic relationships with more than one person. It is not having a harem, an open relationship, cheating, or swinging. At least in theory; if you read r/polyamory, you will discover it is in fact all of those things. (With the arguable exception of swinging; sometimes people from r/swingers will come to r/polyamory and make seemingly deliberately inflammatory posts about how much they don't get polyamory.)

The Userbase
The vast majority of the users are white and will immediately argue with any black person who points out how racist poly people are. The majority of women are bisexual and the majority of men are straight even though this makes no statistical sense. They're also nerds who LOVE board games and conventions.

Why They're Cows
It's hard to think of any one particular reason other than their constant drama, so I thought I would provide a sampler platter of awful. The short reason is an inability to exist as normal adults in normal human society and ranting about this loudly all the time.

1. Not understanding that guys shouldn't hit on girls at a gay bar. Poly people disrespect lesbians a lot, but it's usually bisexual women; I just thought this was especially bad.
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2. Not understanding why a woman would be upset that her husband, with whom she has children, wants to go live with his girlfriend.
View attachment 304770 They also said it's unreasonable to expect to be with someone forever.

3. Person A said that poly people are queer because they deviate from the norm, Person B said queer specifically refers to same sex attracted people, and then Person C posted...this.
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4. A general inability to understand monogamy.
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5. Just CONSTANT, UNENDING DRAMA.
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I just picked this one basically at random, but there are hundreds upon hundreds of other posts like this and yes, they are all that long.

Like any nerd subculture, they have a variety of incomprehensible jargon.

• metamour: your partner's partner
• nesting/anchor partner: the partner you live with
• fluid bonded: someone you have sex without condoms with
• compersion: feeling joy at other people's joy, generally used to mean feeling joy at how happy your partner is with their other partners
• primary: your main relationship
• secondary: your side pieces
• unicorn: a hot single bi babe who wants to join an established male/female relationship, either just to have sex or be a third partner
• one penis policy: when a man and a woman are dating, the woman can have sex with other women, but not with other men, because she's only allowed one penis. occasionally you will see one vagina policy, but it's rarer.
• processing: talking about your feelings
• polyfidelity: having a committed relationship with more than one person, e.g. a triad where everyone is only involved with the other members of the triad.

tl;dr: just read the ethical slut!!

What a bullshit, needlessly complicated exceptional arbitrary excuse to fuck as many people as possible and never stay committed structure of """"""love""""""".

Seriously, if you want to be a whore, be a whore. Stop trying to tie down your favorite pieces of meat and forcing them into horrible emotional situations because you want to rebound off of them when one of your side-fuckbuddies isn't around so you don't feel alone.

I actually don't know where this came from apart from probably fan fiction or 'head cannons'.

None of the gems in the show that are still alive are implied to have sexual/romantic relationships outside of 'ship teasing' (will they won't they shit) like most shows. I think it's just the SJWs interpretations of the fusion dances (the weird dances they do) and because they want this show to defend their every interest/whom.

Ah, ah, ah, don't forget about this abomination of a character.

Fluorite. A character who's sole trait is revealed when they say: "Six. Maybe more, if we meet the right Gem." when asked how many they're fused with. (Also confirmed by Sugar herself.)

Yeah. What the fuck was Rebecca Sugar thinking when she decided to push this polyamory shit on kids? Why the fuck was Cartoon Network okay with it?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

What a bullshit, needlessly complicated exceptional arbitrary excuse to fuck as many people as possible and never stay committed structure of """"""love""""""".

Seriously, if you want to be a whore, be a whore. Stop trying to tie down your favorite pieces of meat and forcing them into horrible emotional situations because you want to rebound off of them when one of your side-fuckbuddies isn't around so you don't feel alone.

Ah, ah, ah, don't forget about this abomination of a character.

Fluorite. A character who's sole trait is revealed when they say: "Six. Maybe more, if we meet the right Gem." when asked how many they're fused with. (Also confirmed by Sugar herself.)

Yeah. What the fuck was Rebecca Sugar thinking when she decided to push this polyamory shit on kids? Why the fuck was Cartoon Network okay with it?

I'm like 95% sure actual kids don't watch SU.

 

[Medicated]

What a bullshit, needlessly complicated exceptional arbitrary excuse to fuck as many people as possible and never stay committed structure of """"""love""""""".

Seriously, if you want to be a whore, be a whore. Stop trying to tie down your favorite pieces of meat and forcing them into horrible emotional situations because you want to rebound off of them when one of your side-fuckbuddies isn't around so you don't feel alone.

Ah, ah, ah, don't forget about this abomination of a character.

Fluorite. A character who's sole trait is revealed when they say: "Six. Maybe more, if we meet the right Gem." when asked how many they're fused with. (Also confirmed by Sugar herself.)

Yeah. What the fuck was Rebecca Sugar thinking when she decided to push this polyamory shit on kids? Why the fuck was Cartoon Network okay with it?

I've discovered that two of my relatives are secretly poly, without their knowledge. I really get a sense from them that they seem to have long term self esteem issues, and a poor self image. I don't think they can stand to feel alone emotionally or physically for long periods.

 

[Bees]

I just caught and was treated of syphilis in October and previously at the start of our relationship I caught chlamydia and he caught gonorrhea. Neither of us have been using condoms with each other or with anyone else. He is not even on PrEP.

He's been incredibly upset with me and yelling at me for catching syphilis. He's been really angry that I managed to get two STDs in a year.

lol these people are so gross

I started studying the Esperanto language several years ago. That is when I first heard about polyamory. I had never heard the term prior to that. I was surprised to find that lots of people within the Esperanto community are polyamorous.

I don't know why this is the case. Maybe because both Esperanto and polyamory require open-mindedness. What do you think?

ahhhahahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa Esperanto ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Tlazolli]

What a bullshit, needlessly complicated exceptional arbitrary excuse to fuck as many people as possible and never stay committed structure of """"""love""""""".

Seriously, if you want to be a whore, be a whore. Stop trying to tie down your favorite pieces of meat and forcing them into horrible emotional situations because you want to rebound off of them when one of your side-fuckbuddies isn't around so you don't feel alone.

Ah, ah, ah, don't forget about this abomination of a character.

Fluorite. A character who's sole trait is revealed when they say: "Six. Maybe more, if we meet the right Gem." when asked how many they're fused with. (Also confirmed by Sugar herself.)

Yeah. What the fuck was Rebecca Sugar thinking when she decided to push this polyamory shit on kids? Why the fuck was Cartoon Network okay with it?

Gayness is fine.
Polyshit is degenerancy. Leave that shit out of children’s sight. What the fuck.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

lol these people are so gross


ahhhahahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa Esperanto ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'm not at all surprised there's overlap between poly people and conlang people. I suspect it's because they both involve a superiority complex and autism.

 

[NG 070]

Someone I know has a couple friends who are polyamorous. She told me they're just as special as you'd think they are and are quite the pieces of work.

tbbh, I'm usually a live and let live person, but sometimes these people test the limits of my tolerance. Like, fine, you don't want to be monogamous. Whatever. Just don't try to make it anything more than what it really is: you like to sleep around and fuck people. Or better yet, just call yourself swingers. Because that's what they really are, imho.

 

[GS 281]

So here is an example from one of my favorite personal lolcows. It is Natalie Fortune. This idiot should have a thread here tbh, but he knows how to lock his fuckery down so unless you have accounts watching him on websites, eh, you won't be finding stuff on him.

Anyhow, here he is with some of his friends. What you notice is that he is essentially teaching trannies how to groom other trannies on how to be polytards like him.

Another thing you notice is that whenever there is a tranny talking, there's a fuckton of responses. Cisdudes? none. lol totally not a fetish.

Or when they are responding they get beat up on passive aggressively for being cis.

Essentially, what you find over time is that trannies are just autogynephiles who want to live out what they see in tranny porn. No shame in that, do what you want, but the scramble to stay on the high horse is funny.

 

[Derbydollar]

Polyamory is for animals. Actual people like you (hopefully) and me struggle through relationships with others because we care about the people around us, not because we want to bang 4 different fuckbags. Love is about bridging the gap, fording the river. These people are after the carnal reward instead of the more meaningful one.

I wouldn't care if they straight up admitted to being deviants who want to lap each other up in big disgusting flocks, but they decide to bitch and moan under the facade of having loving relationships that normal people just 'don't understand'. In reality, these groups are just made up of baby princess drama and loose, nasty men and women. No love to be found here, but lolcows? Definitely.

 

[Sho'nuff]

I barely have enough time to deal with the daily drama one woman goes through, fuck having to keep track of the drama for 2 or more.

 

[OpenBASED]

My understanding is that "Polyamory" is a politically correct term for Consentual Cuckoldry?

 

[BIG DADDY]

I actually don't know where this came from apart from probably fan fiction or 'head cannons'.

None of the gems in the show that are still alive are implied to have sexual/romantic relationships outside of 'ship teasing' (will they won't they shit) like most shows. I think it's just the SJWs interpretations of the fusion dances (the weird dances they do) and because they want this show to defend their every interest/whom.

I think Ruby and Sapphire were confirmed to be in a romantic relationship from the creators on Twitter, and since they stay fused it's not an illogical assumption to see fusion as code for a relationship that has romantic/sexual undertones (obv the dances are pretty sexualized).

It makes sense since the show is half exceptional itself that it would draw exceptional fans.

 

[MrLobe]

They need to hire a PR guy. Terms like "Fluid-bonded" are probably not the best way to sell your lifestyle.

 

[RI 360]

>upset boyfriend cheated on them
>has a fucking husband already

The frowny face really cinches it for me. The only kind of people who want to fuck someone who's married are scumbags, and the kind of married people who go outside of their vows are scumbags as well. I can't fucking believe their bewilderment that this kind of behavior acts as a magnet for dishonest people who will treat you as disposable.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

being polyamorous is just basically being desperate for attention

 

[Scratch This Nut]

• fluid bonded: someone you have sex without condoms with

Ewwwwww.

So it's one big pool of AIDS and dumbass babies?

 

[ADN_VIII]

I'd have more respect for these people if they just admitted they want an open relationship in order to justify infidelity.

 

[Jaimas]

anyone into poly is a lolcow of the highest order.

I have never known a single individual who advocated poly relationships that wasn't at least showing signs of outright lolcowdom.

Bonus points if the women in the community:

1. Identify as anything but the heterosexual cisgender white women they are
2. Forced their SOs into deviant sexual behavior for their own amusement (something true of both Jake Rapp and Jim Sterling)
3. Essentially boils down to them being able to fuck more guys while their SOs aren't

It's like fucking clockwork with these nuts.

 

[Moral_Equivalent_of_ISIS]

>upset boyfriend cheated on them
>has a fucking husband already
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The frowny face really cinches it for me. The only kind of people who want to fuck someone who's married are scumbags, and the kind of married people who go outside of their vows are scumbags as well. I can't fucking believe their bewilderment that this kind of behavior acts as a magnet for dishonest people who will treat you as disposable.

"These last few weeks I've lost a bit of hope in the ghouls around me who dispose of their parters like wet tissues. Who could have forseen they'd use polyamory as a cover for their own benefit?"

I'd also like to point out 'polyamory' is a disgusting agrammatical mixed root word. Poly is latin, amory is greek. The right term would be multiamory or polyphilia.