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To be fair, humans are mammals and are extremely distantly related to birds evolutionary. Most mammals are incapable of long-lasting and loving relationships. (Humans are so special!) Birds are also descendents of theropod dinosaurs.

So feathered dinosaurs have better relationships than these people.
 
That bird is hilarious looking. Really the only acceptable content in this thread so far.

If you need poly to save your marriage, you need a divorce.
 
The male bullfinch is a bird that can memorise songs and whistle them exactly as its trainer dose; it is one of the only birds that can do this.

Scientists theorize this is due to bullfinch's only having monogamous relationships. Animals that have polgomous relationship majority lack the communication skills and brain function of monogamous animals.

When a trainer teaches a bullfinch it's Song they create a 'monogamous' relationship and work together to reach a goal. Like a couple of these birds would do in the wild e.g making a nest.

We seem to have monogamous relationship now due to evolution playing a key role. Monogamy is ligit a key part of survival for whole species.

Their for these redditors and polyretards and Devolving.
Watch out now because this is where they go "but muh naturalistic fallacy", and you can easily counter this by pointing out how successful monogamous relationships are in being balanced, positive and much more likely to last, compared to how polyamorous relationships tend to be very stressfully chaotic and way more likely to fail. After this, they'll do the usually responses of calling you every name in the #woke bible while covering their ears and then storming off or just continue with the other many "but but but" excuses because they can't admit that poly nearly always goes to shit, until eventually you both get bored and end the conversation.
 
Why do polys thing they are somehow being revolutionary? If you look at the bare bones of Abrahamic religions, they are all okay with polygamy. Polyamory worked with Neanderthals and early Homosapiens since there wouldn't be enough males to go around because they all kept dying from hunting or tribal wars and shit. It's the most primal form and it was the most conventional up until we learned that monogamy was best for creating civilizations.

nah our ancestors already knew that polygamy is cancer
http://www.ancient-origins.net/news...sex-networks-avoid-inbreeding-021650/page/0/1

and this is what happens in polygamous(polygynous) communities, surprise everyone is related to everyone and they're all sick
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20170726-the-polygamous-town-facing-genetic-disaster?ocid=fbert

@latter day taint
you got it mixed up a bit
polygynie: one husband many wives
polyandry: one wive many husbands

polygamy is just the umbrella term, but most people think it means the same as polygynie because it's more common

edit: how did I get ninjad like that :late:
 
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So as a psychologist, I want to say something: polyamory is completely fine, in theory, given the basic definition the OP gave. However, this subreddit really is not anywhere close to that fucking ideal, and it's downright sad.
 
What is NRE?
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http://archive.is/2LlLH

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https://archive.is/GakeL

>tfw prego cause of GF's Husband
https://archive.is/acsEb

Wife suddenly is becoming jealous when 8 months prego
https://archive.is/TW5k4

Husband is suddenly jealous when wife of 8 years is prego from BF
https://archive.is/suHtF

Not on r/polyarmory but a Redditor makes a thread on r/gaming about how he has been trying to get wife prego for 7 long years and she's finally prego, wife comes and posts and turns out she's a r/polarmory member
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https://archive.is/VT7ah

Also this whole Reddit thread is full of people talking about how wonderful it is that he got literally cucked.
http://archive.is/I3uS3

Not only that but Shit Reddit Says makes fun of people who say that he got cucked in this thread and how if you don't like people getting cucked you are immature.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitReddit...shit_you_post_in_rpolyamory_hahahaha_hes_100/
Archive: http://archive.is/1779T
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of course you rated me optimistic @ICametoLurk lol. Honestly, after reading all of this, it seems like these people just do not understand how love works: they seem to have a hard concept of even loving themselves, let alone others. They're autistic and dumb because they just don't know how even a simple monogamous relationship works, let alone having a shitton of other people into your life in such an intimate way.
 
Wife tells Husband whose previous wife cheated on him that she wants an open relationship, husband gets so wrecked he's literally unable to eat.
http://archive.is/kSgTh

Boyfriend lies to his polyamory GF all the time about working late, having sex, or doing anything but turns out all that time he's been renting hotel rooms to cry for hours until his body can't take more and falls asleep.
http://archive.is/oKbRH

Marriage of 10 years decides to be poly, not only does their marriage get destroyed but also they get diseases and their friendships get wiped out.
http://archive.is/M18b0

Threesome with sociopath turns into a horror story as sociopath tries the best to break up their 20 year marriage through a complex web of lies and deceit.
http://archive.is/69qtx
 
Wife tells Husband whose previous wife cheated on him that she wants an open relationship, husband gets so wrecked he's literally unable to eat.
http://archive.is/kSgTh

Boyfriend lies to his polyamory GF all the time about working late, having sex, or doing anything but turns out all that time he's been renting hotel rooms to cry for hours until his body can't take more and falls asleep.
http://archive.is/oKbRH

Marriage of 10 years decides to be poly, not only does their marriage get destroyed but also they get diseases and their friendships get wiped out.
http://archive.is/M18b0

Threesome with sociopath turns into a horror story as sociopath tries the best to break up their 20 year marriage through a complex web of lies and deceit.
http://archive.is/69qtx

Tl;dr summary: people are stupid and don't seem to get that opening a marriage is a lot more complicated than you think lol.

ugh, these people are so dumb.
 
What is NRE?
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http://archive.is/2LlLH

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https://archive.is/GakeL

>tfw prego cause of GF's Husband
https://archive.is/acsEb

Wife suddenly is becoming jealous when 8 months prego
https://archive.is/TW5k4

Husband is suddenly jealous when wife of 8 years is prego from BF
https://archive.is/suHtF

Not on r/polyarmory but a Redditor makes a thread on r/gaming about how he has been trying to get wife prego for 7 long years and she's finally prego, wife comes and posts and turns out she's a r/polarmory member
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https://archive.is/VT7ah

Also this whole Reddit thread is full of people talking about how wonderful it is that he got literally cucked.
http://archive.is/I3uS3

Not only that but Shit Reddit Says makes fun of people who say that he got cucked in this thread and how if you don't like people getting cucked you are immature.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitReddit...shit_you_post_in_rpolyamory_hahahaha_hes_100/
Archive: http://archive.is/1779T
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The one with the wife who got pregnant by her boyfriend really made me see red. How could they be so irresponsible? Like if they were trying for kids why not take a break from being poly? And even if she did get an abortion I'd be amazed if their marriage actually survived. You don't just walk away from that.
 
The one with the wife who got pregnant by her boyfriend really made me see red. How could they be so irresponsible? Like if they were trying for kids why not take a break from being poly? And even if she did get an abortion I'd be amazed if their marriage actually survived. You don't just walk away from that.

See, polyamory works more for gay men. I dunno about these straight folk and their ability on getting pregnant, but it's absolutely irresponsible to do this shit if you can't even use protection for that shit.
 
See, polyamory works more for gay men. I dunno about these straight folk and their ability on getting pregnant, but it's absolutely irresponsible to do this shit if you can't even use protection for that shit.

Absolutely. The gay male lifestyle is conducive to having multiple sexual partners. I remember taking sex ed freshman year of college, the professor said in a recent poll given to 30 somethings and the number of sexual partners they've had in their lifetimes, heterosexual men and woman would have an average of anywhere from 3-12 partners. Homosexual men had something like 60 lol.
 
Boyfriend lies to his polyamory GF all the time about working late, having sex, or doing anything but turns out all that time he's been renting hotel rooms to cry for hours until his body can't take more and falls asleep.
http://archive.is/oKbRH

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Jesus Christ, these people are fucking heartless. The guy loves his GF, she tells him that she wants to fuck other dudes, and the dude grins and bears it just to make the girl he loves happy and these people have the nerve to say he's the one at fault here? I get being unassertive is his own issue, but are they really trying to frame a guy feeling sad that his gf fucks other men as a bad thing?
Relationships usually work out best when there's a strong sense of empathy between both parties. These guys seem to have no empathy at all, which explains why their romantic tangles always end up self-destructing.
 
See, polyamory works more for gay men. I dunno about these straight folk and their ability on getting pregnant, but it's absolutely irresponsible to do this shit if you can't even use protection for that shit.
also because men don't have feelings jk
I've definitely read about a number of seemingly successful three dude poly trios, and it definitely seems more common, but I refuse to believe it isn't also a shitshow a lot of the time. Especially if it's somewhere between 'committed, closed triad' and 'threesome with rando'. The good lads over at datalounge have had a couple of long threads dissecting Dan Savage's fucked up husband and their conclusion is that the 'monogamish' thing isn't working for them anymore, but also, it's datalounge, so...
 
So as a psychologist, I want to say something: polyamory is completely fine, in theory, given the basic definition the OP gave. However, this subreddit really is not anywhere close to that fucking ideal, and it's downright sad.

also because men don't have feelings jk
I've definitely read about a number of seemingly successful three dude poly trios, and it definitely seems more common, but I refuse to believe it isn't also a shitshow a lot of the time. Especially if it's somewhere between 'committed, closed triad' and 'threesome with rando'. The good lads over at datalounge have had a couple of long threads dissecting Dan Savage's fucked up husband and their conclusion is that the 'monogamish' thing isn't working for them anymore, but also, it's datalounge, so...
These people should just admit that they're just fuck buddies and be done with it, would save them the headache of pretending to be "polyamorous." But no they won't because these people are assholes who love having the idea that they're better than everyone else or not a horrible person.
 

Goddamn. Her husband is clearly really fucking distraught by the idea and that soulsucking heartless harpy doesn't even think for a millisecond about him, she makes it all about herself.


This might be the most pathetic thing I've ever read. Guy is the uberest cuck that ever was, girl is a moron: boyfriend is apparently great, but let's go fuck other people just because "might be fun lol". All the people responding are the worst part, though: guy is pathetic, sure but Jesus these "people" are monsters.

Great thread, haven't been that angry in a while.
 
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