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No, its just pervs trying to get their dick as wet/pussy as plowed as possible with no real sense of anything but their own selfish desires and trying to find a way to make it society's fault they can't control their own sexual impulse so they don't have to deal with the consequences of said behaviors. This is the best case scenario btw, worst case they're just so mentally ill they can't cope with basic societal norms and just fuck gross people en masse to deal with the inadequacies they know they have in the back of their mind until it all finally snowballs in enough drama for a handful of oxycontins and a half bottle of vodka.

Guess how many times Ive seen these exact scenarios helping do legal research with an attorney friend
 
Obviously Snape said:
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More like he's worried he might lose that OP lady before he lines up her replacement.
 
I'm really glad I found this thread. I have an ex who tried to pull the "maybe we should open our relationship" schtick on me. I GTFO sharpish but now I periodically lurck his Twatter account and whooo, boyhowdy am I ever glad I GTFO
 
Fliddaroonie said:
I'm really glad I found this thread. I have an ex who tried to pull the "maybe we should open our relationship" schtick on me. I GTFO sharpish but now I periodically lurck his Twatter account and whooo, boyhowdy am I ever glad I GTFO
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Well, now you gotta post some choice tweets since you mentioned it.
 
Today, I bring you a saga.

Starring a bunch of college students, a manipulative pua op subtly codenames "serpent", a young man's extremely optimistic threesome goals, long distance relationships, the perfect waifu competition, trust issues, anxiety, panic attacks, and plenty of betrayal.

At least the commenters were sympathetic.

Poly gone wrong / archive
 
This thread is gold and :semperfidelis: for you brave souls venturing into that cesspool to post the Best Ofs. About a year ago a good friend of mine revealed that his wife of less than 2 years decided that she wanted to open up the relationship and become "poly". Everything this thread has shown has been completely on point. He agreed because he's too much of a pushover to tell the bitch no, and she goes off and starts nailing dudes left right and centre leaving him holding the bag for a few months before he can find a couple of exceptional individuals that he can schtup to even the playing field.

The worst part of it all is the very open, public nature of their lifestyle because it's totally normal and cool to be planning out their week of who is sleeping where and with who and how important it is to set aside time "for each other". It's honestly repulsive to witness and has opened my eyes to a world of casual degeneracy that is kind of astounding.

Add to this the tranny poly pile that exists peripherally and another guy whose wife sleeps around on him (open relationship! err- we're poly I mean!) while he sits at home by himself playing video games and being a good progressive boy because whatever a woman wants she is entitled to have. I'm surrounded by :islamic:
 
diophantines said:
Today, I bring you a saga.

Starring a bunch of college students, a manipulative pua op subtly codenames "serpent", a young man's extremely optimistic threesome goals, long distance relationships, the perfect waifu competition, trust issues, anxiety, panic attacks, and plenty of betrayal.

At least the commenters were sympathetic.

Poly gone wrong / archive
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So wait.
The guy openly tells her that he's into polyamory because he has a fantasy about fucking two lesbians.
And she's shocked and appalled when he treats her like a figure in his fantasy.
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diophantines said:
Today, I bring you a saga.

Starring a bunch of college students, a manipulative pua op subtly codenames "serpent", a young man's extremely optimistic threesome goals, long distance relationships, the perfect waifu competition, trust issues, anxiety, panic attacks, and plenty of betrayal.

At least the commenters were sympathetic.

Poly gone wrong / archive
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Imagine being so emotionally dense that you can’t see when a relationship is a bad idea.
 
diophantines said:
Today, I bring you a saga.

Starring a bunch of college students, a manipulative pua op subtly codenames "serpent", a young man's extremely optimistic threesome goals, long distance relationships, the perfect waifu competition, trust issues, anxiety, panic attacks, and plenty of betrayal.

At least the commenters were sympathetic.

Poly gone wrong / archive
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My god, what a clusterfuck
 
iafiv said:
So what is he getting out of this?She gets to fuck whoever and he just looks?
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Sounds like he fell in love with the first and only woman he's ever been with, and is afraid he wouldn't be able to find anyone else. And because said woman is a complete whore he'd rather just accept the certainty of getting cucked and formalize it rather than have to worry about it. With how long they've been together in his mind it's probably easier to maintain a relationship where he just gets cucked all the time with some pity sex getting thrown his way every now and then, since the other option is returning to inceldom a good 12 years behind the curve. Most men in an open relationship this one-sided are probably in the same situation.
 
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With the ways he types he sounds like he was going to be a borderline incel that had the unfortunate luck of bagging a whore for a wife.
 
BigRuler said:
is it even worth it at that point?
personally i'd pick inceldom over the kind of turbocuckoldry that this guy is subject to tbh
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Clearly he seems to think so. It's a choice between a megacucked but familiar status quo or a lonely unknown and the fear of that unknown is enough to make him stay. It probably works like an emotionally abusive relationship to some extent if it isn't one outright.
 
Iceland Heavy said:
Sounds like he fell in love with the first and only woman he's ever been with, and is afraid he wouldn't be able to find anyone else. And because said woman is a complete whore he'd rather just accept the certainty of getting cucked and formalize it rather than have to worry about it. With how long they've been together in his mind it's probably easier to maintain a relationship where he just gets cucked all the time with some pity sex getting thrown his way every now and then, since the other option is returning to inceldom a good 12 years behind the curve. Most men in an open relationship this one-sided are probably in the same situation.
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I’m pretty sure you just summarised Jackson’s role in the ArchivistBex thread.
 
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:story: I'm half convinced this is a troll but this thread always delivers anyway
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It's funny because so much of the advice in that thread is so deep and introspective when the problem and solution is actually very simple.
Like the guy who insists OP psychoanalyse himself and decide what he wants from her and the relationship. Like it's not obvious already. He's unhappy with her fucking other guys, but his self-esteem is too low for him to stand up to her.
The only real solution is for OP to dump his whore and drive off into the sunset, shaking his head ruefully at the years he's wasted on a cumslut. But he won't do that, because he's a cuck.
 
I was having a talk with a mate over some wine last night. We get together every year just before Christmas Eve to talk about the last year and what's been going on.

We got to talking about my ex and how he wanted to "be poly" but I didn't so I left him. Something my mate touched on, which I got me thinking is this: People who are poly are scared to be alone or single. They always need to have the next person lined up or as a fallback in case they, God forbid, end up single.

I can only speak for the Poly people I know but I do think this holds some truth. I'm happier now than I;ve ever been, I have a tremendous amount of freedom (and I am not saying this is the case if you're in a relationship just that for me, right now, I have a really good life) and I'm having a lot of fun figuring out what I want and where I'm headed.

Poly people never want to go through that.They are too scared to do so. It's pathetic
 
Fliddaroonie said:
I was having a talk with a mate over some wine last night. We get together every year just before Christmas Eve to talk about the last year and what's been going on.

We got to talking about my ex and how he wanted to "be poly" but I didn't so I left him. Something my mate touched on, which I got me thinking is this: People who are poly are scared to be alone or single. They always need to have the next person lined up or as a fallback in case they, God forbid, end up single.

I can only speak for the Poly people I know but I do think this holds some truth. I'm happier now than I;ve ever been, I have a tremendous amount of freedom (and I am not saying this is the case if you're in a relationship just that for me, right now, I have a really good life) and I'm having a lot of fun figuring out what I want and where I'm headed.

Poly people never want to go through that.They are too scared to do so. It's pathetic
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It would definitely make sense for them to be extremely co-dependent people who are constantly shifting blame onto others.
 
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