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The first dude will have his (soon to be ex) wife crying back at his doorstep in 12 months' time, when her new Mr Rich gets bored of her and trades her in for a new model. Sounds like she's already slunk back into his life after leaving twice before already. Sir, I do believe you have a pair of balls north of the knee somewhere - please find them ASAP.
 
First one is the same story as always. Cuck convinces himself that letting his wife fuck another dude is totally normal and healthy, then slowly sinks into depression as the months pass and he realizes she was just testing the waters with her new bf and planning to leave him since the start. That guy should have walked out (or kicked her out) the moment she asked him to let her fuck other dudes.
 
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First one is the same story as always. Cuck convinces himself that letting his wife fuck another dude is totally normal and healthy, then slowly sinks into depression as the months pass and he realizes she was just testing the waters with her new bf and planning to leave him since the start. That guy should have walked out (or kicked her out) the moment she asked him to let her fuck other dudes.
This is always how it is. There is never a deviation from this process. Either they're testing the waters to jettison you when they find something "better," or they're downgrading you to a side piece. Never stay in a relationship when your partner does this; leave immediately and don't look back. This was such basic advice just ten years ago that it didn't even need to be said.
 
Most of these pictures of "girls" are actually troons, right? Or are these people really this ugly and bragging about it on Reddit?
I’m pretty sure most of them are just dumpy and/or fat women. Ugly woman=/=automatic troon. Either way they all look the same.

Also damn. I’d rather die before calling myself the girlfriend of some guy and his wife/fiancé/etc. What a lack of self worth.
 
“Wife bugs me about opening the relationship then is devastated when I get a ton of action”. is practically the free space on the polyamory bingo card.

It's cosmic justice when the spouse who wants to open the marriage gets less action than the spouse who had to be talked into it. I much prefer it to the alternative - spouse gets bullied into letting their significant other fuck around until they are demoted to side piece or abandoned outright.

When I was young and naive, I thank god that I had enough sense to tell poly guys to fuck off.
 
40 years old woman without any single successfull relationship writes about how poly is totally good
Mmmmm. 100% unleaded copium. That biological clock is a hell of a drug.
 
Poly always falls into at least 1 of 3 categories. Attempted monkey branch, low eq fuckfest and/or a bunch of autists who can't differentiate between friendship and romantic relationship.
 
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40 years old woman without any single successfull relationship in her life writes about how poly is totally good
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The unicorn hunter couple you had sex with eventually broke up because somebody was cheating? Shoooooooocking.

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I don't think bisexuals are whores, I really, truthfully do not, but this is the exact type of person who makes people believe that. The concept didn't come out of nowhere.

But yeah, she's 41, her biological clock is ticking and she needs to grow up a little instead of fucking everyone in sight like she's in her 20s.
 
I don't think bisexuals are whores, I really, truthfully do not, but this is the exact type of person who makes people believe that. The concept didn't come out of nowhere.
Bisexuality in women is often a cudgel used to beat this open shit into overtolerant guys. Check out r/relationshipadvice, a guy saying his gf/wife has come out as bi and wants to open things is a very common problem on there.

They're very often scared to death of being branded biphobic and write overly long pieces trying to rationalise being absolutely fine and supportive about it but also not wanting an open relationship.

For the most part people say it's find not to be OK with being in an open relationship and bi doesn't mean you need both just that you are attracted to both. Then you get the screeching idiots who call everyone biphobic and screech at the guy for being controlling.
 
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The unicorn hunter couple you had sex with eventually broke up because somebody was cheating? Shoooooooocking.

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I don't think bisexuals are whores, I really, truthfully do not, but this is the exact type of person who makes people believe that. The concept didn't come out of nowhere.

But yeah, she's 41, her biological clock is ticking and she needs to grow up a little instead of fucking everyone in sight like she's in her 20s.
Are people in their 20s supposed to fuck everyone in sight either? I must have led a conservative life because I missed all the wild public orgies. Not that I'm sad, given those fat dumpy women in those pictures.
 
But yeah, she's 41, her biological clock is ticking
Ticking? Dude, the alarm rang like a decade ago. It's horrifying to consider the potential reproductive outcomes of these geriatric slags. Your kid doesn't need to be a cyclops or a downie to be fucked up. You're way more likely to give birth to a feeb or a borderline cripple that gets sick every time it rains.

It's really depressing because it's now fairly normal for productive, capable people to reproduce in their thirties. Not only is it dysgenic, but it severely limits family size. I tend to give some credit to the less-responsible segment of society that reproduces at 20 and then ends up divorced or separated 3 years later. They might end up single and suffering for it, but at least they fulfilled their basic biological purpose.
 
Ticking? Dude, the alarm rang like a decade ago. It's horrifying to consider the potential reproductive outcomes of these geriatric slags. Your kid doesn't need to be a cyclops or a downie to be fucked up. You're way more likely to give birth to a feeb or a borderline cripple that gets sick every time it rains.

It's really depressing because it's now fairly normal for productive, capable people to reproduce in their thirties.
Thanks for making me seeing it a week and a half before my 29th birthday T_T
 
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