🐱 Polygon game reviewer/editor removes zelda from top three games

 

[AnOminous]

I hope Nintendo removes polygon from their "childish tantrum-throwers who shoot their mouths off before learning basic facts that we're still willing to talk to" list.


Fun fact: blowing in your Nintendo cartridge did nothing, and in fact its efficacy was a lie propagated by Nintendo themselves to cover for the real reason your cartridge wouldn't load sometimes: they were designed to be top-loaded - the front-loading design of the American NES put strenuous pressure on the cartridge's connector pins every time you inserted it, gradually bending them out of alignment and making successful loading a crapshoot.

Well, it seemed to work at the time. I guess we could have just pulled them out and put them back in over and over again, like we also did.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

At this point I am honestly wondering if these paid games journalists have ever played games in their entire lives aside from mobile.

You know the answer.

 

[NSA]

If he spergs out this hard over a toy, imagine what'll happen if he gets a wife and she burns the potatoes.

That bitch is gonna pay.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Still my favorite polygon thing:

Polygon reviewing the Xbone. Nothing works right. Kinect is shit. Games are shit. Interface sucks. Extreme load times. Microtransactions everywhere. They have nothing at all positive to say about it.

But since Microsoft had given them $750,000, they rate it higher than the PS4.