Poo to the Loo Video Game. - Toilet Trek

HomeAloneTwo said:
controls were too floaty and the hitboxes were garbage. 0/10 game. Would rather be raped while pooping.
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Lmao you couldn't poo in the loo :smug: git gud you street shitting pleb.

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RomanesEuntDomus said:
I like how the game pretends that the problem is people being actively forced to shit in the street when in fact they are just cavemen afraid of this weird new technology that is called a water toilet.
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I also like how they frame the problem of sexual assault as being because of the public defecation, and not because the sight of a woman in the most slightly sexual position causes an uncontrollable lust for bobs and vegana in Indian men.
 
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What happens when you get 25 toilet papers, I would've gotten them if the flies weren't such bullshit.
 
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Shaftie said:
What happens when you get 25 toilet papers, I would've gotten them if the flies weren't such bullshit.
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I just gave up because I realized you can't really die unless you lose all your toilet paper.

All that happened at the end is you reach a ladder with a doorway that you can't quite get to.

Then the game lectures you about how the toilet is "just out of reach"

Maybe if you get all the toilet paper you win the toilet or something
 
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wow What an educational game. I never knew that in India, if you want to defecate, you have to avoid spotlights, flies, and random hands coming out of the ground.
8/10 better message that Gone Home
 
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Coconut Gun said:
I also like how they frame the problem of sexual assault as being because of the public defecation, and not because the sight of a woman in the most slightly sexual position causes an uncontrollable lust for bobs and vegana in Indian men.
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More specifically, a squatting pantsless woman. Even holes in the ground with particle board doors and walls would be a 1000% upgrade.
 
RomanesEuntDomus said:
We need @LordKaT to make an episode of Until We Win with this game.
Maybe call it "Until We Poop" or something I dunno.
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We need @LordKaT to teach us all the tips and tricks to get to the bathroom while avoiding everything that'll prevent us from poo 2 the loo.

Desire Lines said:
wow What an educational game. I never knew that in India, if you want to defecate, you have to avoid spotlights, flies, and random hands coming out of the ground.
8/10 better message that Gone Home
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True story: Every day 1000 people die from trying to get to a toilet only because spotlights of the designated street shitters and ghost hands want to make sure the streets are paved in poop rather than let toilets be paved in poop.
 
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You know, with proper sprite replacements this is a pretty decent game.
 
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