Popeye's 90th Anniversary Web Series

[johnny5150]

why did they replace his pipe with a whistle?

 

[RumblyTumbly]

 

[Boxy Brown]

Be thankful you are allowed to die with something of dignity instead of being unceremoniously dredged up and have a stick shoved up your ass to shoddily entertain people who most likely never heard of you.

I dread the point when we can raise the actual dead they'll do similar shit to us.

They got my boy Frankenstein already. Peter Cushing's CGI eyes haunt me. Frankenstein turned into the monster lol. When we're old there'll be new CGI Peirce Brosnan Bond films and shit.

 

[Stress Sigh]

They got my boy Frankenstein already. Peter Cushing's CGI eyes haunt me. Frankenstein turned into the monster lol. When we're old there'll be new CGI Peirce Brosnan Bond films and shit.

Can someone give this a horrifying rating I'm cheap.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

remember when popeye beat up some rather racist in hindsight depictions of the japanese as a part of anti japanese wwii propaganda? man, those were the good old days i wish i could go back to.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Betty Boop wasn't black. Betty Boop was a fucking dog that got turned into a human.

 

[Judge Holden]

why did they replace his pipe with a whistle?

The only thing thats socially acceptable to smoke in current year among media people is tranny nigger dick so they had to replace the pipe with something else

 

[Stress Sigh]

The only thing thats socially acceptable to smoke in current year among media people is tranny nigger dick

They could have just made it weed.

 

[johnny5150]

The only thing thats socially acceptable to smoke in current year among media people is tranny nigger dick so they had to replace the pipe with something else

instead of a whistle, they should gave him a vape pen.

 

[Stress Sigh]

instead of a whistle, they should gave him a vape pen.

Spinach scent vape juice and Popeye and Bluto are competitive vape partners.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I have three answers to offer
1) People appreciate old cartoons in general for their inherent value in the history of animation and thus dislike it when attempts to "modernize" them are made since this is seen as utterly pointless at best (since comedy tastes have moved on so much since the time these cartoons were out that trying to refit them to modern times would change most everything thats endearing about them) and cheapening the brand at worst

2) People really fucking hate cheap ass early 2000s flash animation as a matter of principle

3) Latin america. Seriously those fuckers are as obsessed with old murican cartoons as they are modern jap cartoons

Also, the whole point of Popeye was him coming across someone or something mean, popping a can of spinach and kicking the Christ out of it.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Also, the whole point of Popeye was him coming across someone or something mean, popping a can of spinach and kicking the Christ out of it.

Be prepared for everything to be talked out and Popeye just eats spinach to lift things.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Congratulations, Search for Pappy is no longer the worst fucking thing ever.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Popeye is like the original American super hero, don't disrespect him with that cutesy garbage animation.

 

[QU 734]

To whomever's running the simulation:

Starting to get real sick of your shit.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Is Popeye even allowed to fight anymore or is that too offensive?

 

[Tommy Wiseau Kin]

Why did they try to make the characters younger?

The whole Popeye-Olive-Bluto triangle was about two older, rough sailors going after a woman who isn't exactly Jessica Rabbit but is attractive to them. But it makes sense for two men who look like this to vie for the love of someone who looks mature and a little plain looking but that was part of its charm.

In the new show both Bluto and Olive look younger while I'm not even sure how old Popeye is supposed to be. That blonde hair doesn't disguise the fact he still looks like an old man.

 

[Crippled_Retard]

I thought this thread was about the chicken place. What a disappointment.

 

[Done]

I can't wait for the episode where Olive teaches Popeye about intersectional feminism.

This one has a thread btw, and it's a great one.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ashle...evolution-freefigureorg-the-fat-census.33412/

 

[Somsnosa]

How do we still have living Popeye purists lmao

reruns, you silly.
It played all mornings before school, and had fun strip comics you could buy for few bucks. He was a huge thing in the 90s