Possible 2012 Poster Campaign Hoax article?

[Venusaur]

Ah, it's nice to see the poster campaign get an article. The facebook posts should definitely be included in the article since they help to illustrate how he treats his "friends".

The whole string of posts show him commanding his friends to handle things for him while he hides away in his house, then getting pissy when nobody reacted to be blatantly obviously fake campaign. It's also one of the few times you can see Anna actively trying to save Chris from his delusions. Yet instead of listening to his friend, Chris opts to ignore her until it becomes absolutely apparent that nothing happened.

And just a thought.. Didn't Chris try to give a possible description of what the people putting up these flyers would look like? People in Sweet Tooth masks and suits or something? It could be funny to mention that and have an accompanying Photoshop image with the caption, "This is what Chris actually believes."

And yeah! There's a whole string of posts that almost sound like they could come from an old-time radio broadcast.

"THEY MAY OR MAY NOT BE CARRYING WEAPONS."

 

[The Dude]

And yeah! There's a whole string of posts that almost sound like they could come from an old-time radio broadcast.

"THEY MAY OR MAY NOT BE CARRYING WEAPONS."

Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and to all our boys overseas.

 

[BillRiley]

And yeah! There's a whole string of posts that almost sound like they could come from an old-time radio broadcast.

"THEY MAY OR MAY NOT BE CARRYING WEAPONS."

Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and to all our boys overseas.

Those tweets reminded me of some old-timey police dispatcher like you see in old movies.

"Calling all Trollbusters! Be on the lookout for trolls dressed as Ghosts, Tripple "K" style!"

 

[Venusaur]

Those tweets reminded me of some old-timey police dispatcher like you see in old movies.

"Calling all Trollbusters! Be on the lookout for trolls dressed as Ghosts, Tripple "K" style!"

Ahah! Yeah it really fits.

 

[PickleTron7000]

Yeah, that's some gold right there.

 

[Fibonacci]

Little did they know they were being watched

Is this meant to be in Chris's POV? Because we were totally aware that Chris was hanging around. It was Champthom who gave the go ahead to do something when it looked like the window of opportunity was closing.

Also, I think it should be noted that it was an entire year before we found out this was effective. At the time, all we got was that bizarre "To The Trolls" post. As far as we were concerned, it was a seemingly uneventful scheme.

 

[CatParty]

i would make "crap, they may have hired a skywriter" the quotes at the top. i dunno, it just sums up how much he believed the ridiculousness

 

[Very Honest Content]

Stratochu's avatar needs to be included with the obligatory, "This is what Chris actually believed," caption.

ETA:

 

[butt in trouble]

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/User:Alan_Pardew/2012_Poster_Campaign

Work in progress. Enjoy.

Looks good and improved to me.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

"Some of them may wear ugly clown masks, similar to "Twisted Metal's" Sweet Tooth Character."

I have no recollection of clown masks. This sounds to me like something Chris thought up and then was worried about.

And yeah! There's a whole string of posts that almost sound like they could come from an old-time radio broadcast.

"THEY MAY OR MAY NOT BE CARRYING WEAPONS."

Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and to all our boys overseas.

Reports are pouring in from rural Virginia of a strange creature, as fat as a whale and pretending to be a girl. Its exact weight is unknown, but it is assumed to be a grand number of pounds. We will bring you further developments as we receive them. We now take you to the Meridian Room in the Hotel Park Plaza in downtown New York, where you will be entertained by the music of Ramón Raquello and his orchestra.

 

[butt in trouble]

I like the idea, but I think that it would need a little more meat to the article. Right now it feels a bit like someone relating a story versus presenting an account of events.

We don't have to use my text exactly. It was kinda just a template suggestion. Honestly, I wouldn't care if someone rewrote it completely.

 

[Hyperion]

"Some of them may wear ugly clown masks, similar to "Twisted Metal's" Sweet Tooth Character."

I have no recollection of clown masks. This sounds to me like something Chris thought up and then was worried about.

He's still worried about clown-faced trolls.

For those who don't know there was a brave, and presumably handsome troll wearing a clown mask who made a phone call to Chancellor Snyder a few years back, well before the 28/10 Terrorist Attack.

 

[Rio]

"Some of them may wear ugly clown masks, similar to "Twisted Metal's" Sweet Tooth Character."

I have no recollection of clown masks. This sounds to me like something Chris thought up and then was worried about.

It's possible someone used a sweet tooth avatar or something and that got him worried. He also starts going on about random locations that happen to have Rio in the name, which may or may not be because of my username, but I'm really not sure about that. I think Chris just kinda took whatever little "evidence" he could find to fight back against the dang dirty trolls.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

"THEY MAY OR MAY NOT BE CARRYING WEAPONS."

Maybe the article could note how Chris really believed that the trolls may be ARMED but still urged their imaginary army to "arrest" them risking their lives while he was too much of a pussy to do anything himself besides staying at home crapping his pants.

This is Chris inability to think out of his ass on his finest...drop everything you are doing (I dont care if you have to skip work and you may get fired or if you have your mother's funeral, this is way more important because its about ME) and go stop this people. By the way, you can get shot in the face, but they are calling me names!!!

P.D: I cant be bothered to do anything myself besides barking orders to everybody in my command because im fucking helpless and I DONT KNOW WHERE'TA GO....well, in this case, I know where I may go, but I dont want to.....

(P.P.D: If you dont drop everything and risk your very life to help me, you are a horrible person and you should be ashamed of yourself)




HELP! HELP! HELP!

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Pound for pound this was probably the most cost effective troll on Chris ever.

A few posts and OPL is freaking out and harassing his white knight.


So I vote mmmmm Yah.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Writer, make it so.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Bumpity bump of an old topic.....

Buuuuuut, I just wanted to ask, even though there is technically a CWCki page for it, its not really searchable and is still just a part of Alan Pardew's user page.

I honestly think its justified that it gets its own page on the CWCki. I'm sure many others will disagree, but it essentially was the very last trolling Saga in Christory. Chris WAS trolled the whole time, whether or not it was the oppositions intention.

 

[butt in trouble]

Bumpity bump of an old topic.....

Buuuuuut, I just wanted to ask, even though there is technically a CWCki page for it, its not really searchable and is still just a part of Alan Pardew's user page.

I honestly think its justified that it gets its own page on the CWCki. I'm sure many others will disagree, but it essentially was the very last trolling Saga in Christory. Chris WAS trolled the whole time, whether or not it was the oppositions intention.

It wasn't technically wasn't trolling for 2 reasons.
1. It was just a fun joke between a few members of the forums who had no idea Chris was watching them.
2. Nobody on the forums knew about Chris' reaction to it until almost a year later.

Don't forget the forums have a strict no trolling plans policy.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Well, it seemed to be crafted under the impression Chris knew about it.

I was also hanging around /cow/ a lot at the time, and we knew about Chris's postings. Whether or not the CWCki knew seems to be a different matter...

 

[Bgheff]

No trolling plans. The forum is not a gathering place for people wanting to upset Chris.

It wasn't trolling, it was a fun joke amongst ourselves. That Chris took it as a serious threat and not the goofy forum post that it was is just part of his paranoia. Making an article about it would make it into something it never was. Just enjoy it as part of the facebook leaks.